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I think with Twitch there would have been enough of a revolving door due to the different ways to support Phil and the exposure he got that if he experienced attrition, it could have been stemmed.

If Phil doesn't move to another platform that has a form of digital currency, a subscriber option and emotes, I think he will start hemmraging money and new clients at an alarming rate. This hurting the grift.

He will then have to either A. Allow more trolls to fuck with him in different ways to stay relevant or B. Really circle the wagons and highly depend on whales even more then he does now.
100% accurate. I would guess he moves back to YouTube within a month.
 

Vapid_Idiot

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i made a shit thread and i am sorry for my newfaggotry.

that is all.


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Ol' Slag

Pouring a fourty for the shorties!
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100% accurate. I would guess he moves back to YouTube within a month.

I think DLive is the more lucrative option actually.

DSP could contact DLive and perhaps get a small bonus out of it. They have a form of digital currency, special stickers, ability to do polls, and subscriber option.

DLive distanced themselves from Ralph and company because they wanna be known as a gaming site. DSP is a gamer with noteriety.
 

Prince Lotor

Oldschool 80's winged-helmet autism
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Vapid_Idiot

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phil a scam artist LUL

dumbass just rode a wave to popularity.

scam or not. thats how it is. noone would know who phil is with his garbage content if he wasnt one of the first
I think the entire streamer-sphere is kind of stupid personally. There is not really anyone I can think of that deserves a penny from me just to watch them play games,. That is just my subjective opinion. I am a believer in "free market capitalism", so if people are willing to pay DSP, more power to them. It is his attitude that drives me crazy (his recent paypal rant being the most recent example).
 

Schmeckel

The sun is a wondrous body.
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Uhm guys, are we the worst board in KiwiFarms? I've noticed that outsiders of the DSP forum talk about us disparagingly. What's up with that? 😟
They're just a bunch of no-load conspiracy theorists that don't know what really goes on behind the scenes. Muh mods *thumbs toward door* agree with me. If these brain-dead idiots were actually machoor adults *snort* we would be pulling in the kinds of stickers that other boards get, despite them being a bunch of empty headed fucks.
 

Hadidecount1990

War crimes? What war crimes?
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Uhm guys, are we the worst board in KiwiFarms? I've noticed that outsiders of the DSP forum talk about us disparagingly. What's up with that? 😟
Because they put us in the same league as those angry autistic detractors which are all over youtube, twitter, reddit and elsewhere. Nobody here gets tard angry at DSP for making money or still being around but we get angry at tards like Ol' Slag who come here not knowing anything about DSP and saying that he's a "successful" scammer when we all know that his scams are literally just begging or lying about his taxes, but according to people like him, they make it sound like Phil is some Machiavellian mastermind when this is the same dude who can't figure out to press A to jump even when the screen has it in big letters "press A to jump".

You see this every time DSP makes the front-page and the normies come in assuming the same thing about DSP as how DSP was 5+ years ago. All you have to do is just check a few pages of the general thread to see how DSP is right now and that nobody is throwing hissy fits because Captain Tard gave him $400. "DSP's main audience and paypigs are kids!"....the only kids who you can say consistently give money to the pig are those $1.30 or 50 bit cheer trolls. All of his paypigs are sad, lonely, autistic men in their 30s and above.
 

Sparkletor 2.0

Money money money!!!
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Uhm guys, are we the worst board in KiwiFarms? I've noticed that outsiders of the DSP forum talk about us disparagingly. What's up with that? 😟
The average user doesn't follow Phil's daily antics. We must all hate Phil for no other reason other than he is bad at video games. We want to destroy his life because he couldn't figure out how to use rations in Metal Gear.

Oh look, the spergs on the DSP board are sperging out at him going bankrupt. They all hate this guy for no reason.
 

Flavius Anthemius

Praetorian prefect of the East
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If people are going to get irrationally angry and spiteful at him for no reason at all other than his typical spiel of begging and complaining, then maybe he's right that these some of these people are mental fucking shitheads who are sad screwed up people who have no idea what they're talking about.

There is more to life then watching this disgusting hermit waste his life away sitting on a musty sofa playing games for the rest of his existence.
 

Wurstbrot

This was my depression
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If people are going to get irrationally angry and spiteful at him for no reason at all other than his typical spiel of begging and complaining, then maybe he's right that these some of these people are mental fucking shitheads who are sad screwed up people who have no idea what they're talking about.

There is more to life then watching this disgusting hermit waste his life away sitting on a musty sofa playing games for the rest of his existence.
Hands up, the Rationality Police is here.
They always know the full context and everyone's thoughts. Why do they know so much? Astounding! Must be fully armed with non-sequitur-guns.
 

OJ Simpson

Hey Kiwi World, It's Yours Truly.
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There is more to life then watching this disgusting hermit waste his life away sitting on a musty sofa playing games for the rest of his existence.

This argument gets more irritating the older I get lol. And I'm not going to get into a back and forth over this because I don't come to KF to argue with people, I come here to have a laugh and be around people who don't get offended by the gamer word.

That being said... who cares? Why do people collect stamps? Why do people read comics? Why do people taste test wine? Everyone has their own way of passing time. The argument is being made on KiwiFarms of all places. People watching central. Why do some people sit in threads that have to do with mentally ill troons all day?

The "more to life" argument is no less retarded than dudes who say people who play video games are losers because they're not out having sex. What else are people supposed to do in their downtime? There's only 24 hours in a day and so much money to spend on what some people may perceive as "fun" or "life-enhancing" activities.

If you wanna make the argument of what's a waste of time to spend one's time on while also posting on KF, a better place to do that would be the Ethan Ralph board, a board that Josh himself has said is pretty dead.
 

Third_World_Detractor

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If people are going to get irrationally angry and spiteful at him for no reason at all other than his typical spiel of begging and complaining, then maybe he's right that these some of these people are mental fucking shitheads who are sad screwed up people who have no idea what they're talking about.

There is more to life then watching this disgusting hermit waste his life away sitting on a musty sofa playing games for the rest of his existence.
I wish i had a robust meaningful life like Dsp,but i´m a no life idiot loser dude!
Bugged life mechanics nothing i could do....
 

Trappin in the Trap

You really let the abyss stare back unto you? Ew.
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Uhm guys, are we the worst board in KiwiFarms? I've noticed that outsiders of the DSP forum talk about us disparagingly. What's up with that? 😟
You ever try going in-depth about why you laugh at and/or dislike Phil? Personally, it's rather difficult because there's a certain amount of lore you need to know that brings him from "just some dumbass" to "a scumfuck cult leader".

Outsyders, for lack of better word, enter the Darksyde and think that we all spend our entire lives fucking with Phil. I mean his subforum is bigger than the threads of actual pedos and murderers, but he isn't a pedo(...maybe) or a murderer, so the problem must be the "detractor community".
You can see this whenever "detractors" are brought up to the larger internet, Phil is a reference at best, but if a misinformed person spreads info about how "his haters threatened to SWAT his fiancé's brother's wedding and made her have a panic attack." or some shit, Phil then becomes a victim of an army of actively malicious obsessed trolls. That's why you will almost always get some naive dude saying shit like "I don't like Phil, but you guys just give him more attention by making fun of him, why don't you do something productive" like that's some amazingly new take.

There is more to life then watching this disgusting hermit waste his life away sitting on a musty sofa playing games for the rest of his existence.
:stress:No...NO, I don't believe you! I thought that making fun of Phil would make my family love me again. You're preaching to the choir here, pal. Yes, if irrational people do something for no reason, they probably would be pretty mentally ill and Phil is right.
Do you make room in your schedule to go to hospitals and tell people that they could be in better health?
 
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