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Quantum Diabetes

The audacity of gout
True & Honest Fan
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Khet no!
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Quantum Diabetes

The audacity of gout
True & Honest Fan
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How do you think Phil would fuck up his life in a Star Trek post scarcity society where humans don't need money for the most part?
 

Flavius Anthemius

Praetorian prefect of the East
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Everyday there is like 10 new pages of spergs recycling the same comments. Clean it up.

OMG DSP didn't hit the tip goal!

Phil didn't hit the tip goal!

DSP failed to hit the tip goal!

What will Phil do now that he didn't hit the tip goal!

Did Phil hit the tip goal?

Haha Phil didn't hit the tip goal!

Come on, jannies, clean it up.
Well you could say that a lot of the comments by posters here mostly consists of whining and complaining, whether its about Phil himself or something he's doing or has done in the past, some idiots who call him the same things over and over again here come off to me as borderline trolls in his chat some times (jokes that people come up with here get immediately regurgitated in his chat most of the time, you can see it happen live).

Although I guess that might be because some of his wheelchairs could be lurking here and considering how many people shit on him at a time when he's streaming, of course they will copy what they've seen here in an attempt to rub Phil the wrong way in an attempt to start some heated discussion (his streams are dead air 90% of the time, since you can't discuss anything about his personal life that doesn't involve food or what over food he's having for the week, you're gonna have people seeking other information out, because he sure as hell isn't doing anything yawning and slouching in his dust ridden chair) or start a discussion about how the trolls keep fucking with his life, which he then repeates the same garbage over and over about how trolls have ruined all his chances at success, his accountability is non completely non-existent, as usual.

But I digress, Phil's drama is like the side show you have during the intermission during of a circus performance. He'll be having these spurts of minor incidents for years to come and then you'll have all the guarantees and promises people say like "Phil is absolutely finished this time", or "Phil is gonna have to move in with his parent's for sure". In reality there will not be any big calamity with this lazy greedy pig, he's slowly killing himself and demonstrating in an attempt to prolong his b(l)egacy, that he will continue to delve into a complete failure of man who has nothing to show for all his "success" in his business once he hits retirement age.

Enjoy this fucker from afar and enjoy the ride.
 
Everyday there is like 10 new pages of spergs recycling the same comments. Clean it up.

OMG DSP didn't hit the tip goal!

Phil didn't hit the tip goal!

DSP failed to hit the tip goal!

What will Phil do now that he didn't hit the tip goal!

Did Phil hit the tip goal?

Haha Phil didn't hit the tip goal!

Come on, jannies, clean it up.
Yes please, all the comments are the same and the thread moves at a rate of 20 pages a day with most of it being posts that are not worth reading. When I brought up on the main thread the fact that a lot of people get triggered when Phil hits the tips goal people replied saying its only the redditors who care , meanwhile there is several posts per page about the tips goal. If you don't have anything funny, interesting or informative to say just don't post.

On another topic I wanted to talk about wheelchairs funding Phil lifestyle to the detriment of their own future: I just started a life insurance + savings plan with a US company, I pay them 100 dollars a month, they invest it and it has profits from 6% to 12% a year depending on the year, I can take the money out whenever I want and I can use it as collateral for taking loans (like buying a house), in 35 years I will have 118k if I just have profits for 6% a year.

My point is that with 100 dollars a month that the whales give to Phil (and let's face it they actually give much more) they could have a retirement fund of 118k for every 100 a month they put in, do the math wheelchairs Phil is never gonna retire, he is still going to be streaming in his 60s and with the money you will spend supporting him you could actually save for your old age so you don't end up like him.
 

Pretty Boy Extremism

Buck Breakin' Cracka
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Why the fuck does Phil insist on appearing in every Total War game I play now?

"I haven't hit the tax goal for this season and I got blindsided by a surprise wall repair bill. Please, I am appealing to you, withhold from signing trade agreements with me and give me a direct tribute with gold because I can use those funds right away until I get my tax payment after this Autumn's harvest. I've got a big army bill coming up and if I don't pay it I'm gonna lose all my forces and with that I lose everything. I would absolutely love to put on my ducal ceremonial cape right now, but for that you need to give me your support in the form of regular gold tribute. The Dutchy of Croatia just signed a trade agreement with me for 20 tonnes of Cedevita per year. Look, I appreciate it but I REALLY need the support in the form of tribute right now! Please guys! The Pope told me that he loves me and my Duchy and it would be a real shame if I lose everything I've built here! Please, send tribute!"
 

Covfefe

Mr.(?) God
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It's a genuinely helpless feeling to know that everything you've tried to provide proof-of-concept of has failed and everyone just wants things to get worse.
You were in the Israel/Palestine happening thread not one week ago bitching about people going off-topic and racesperging instead of discussing current events, and you frequently suggest that you should close the entire Happenings section of the site because you don't like how it's gotten. You also recently mandated that thot content be structured/censored in a certain way so that you could avoid hassles associated with it being accessible to search engines. You have site rules which you create and observe in order to make operating the site easier, and you have preferences for what kinds of expression take place on your platform. The fact that I can't rate you autistic in an A&H thread is proof that you are willing to control how your users behave in order to create the site experience you want. Turns out Twitch is willing to do the same.

Stop acting like DSP is being shipped to a concentration camp because his flagrant disregard of the community guidelines he agreed to in order to be a professional in an agreement with Twitch finally landed him in hot water. He broke his agreement and thus Twitch revoked their end of the bargain. The fact that he's a piece of shit who deserves it makes it funny.
 

YokuNama

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this is pretty much my take on it too
he shouldn't be banned from twitch for being a retard
but his partnership though had a contract, and he broke it
especially with the "no uploading elsewhere for 24 hours"
Is your avi a real person?
lol you picked the wrong place to try and convince, 90% of these niggers constantly moral fag and powerlevel post about how unfair he gets to play video games for money is. you've got some retards honestly writing 6 - 7 paragraphs trying to psychoanalyze how a bumbling idiot like phil is actually a psychopath and runs a cult and i think given the chance at least a handful would actually shoot phil down in the street after reading some of the shit posted here. so i'm not really sure what you were expecting...
I half agree with you, I just don't read the 6 - 7 paragraphs people type unless it has alot of likes. Most of the people here though ahve real lives outside the internet and don't get too mad about so idiot on the internet. That's why I advise anyone who gets too pissed at Phil to just logoff and do something productive for yourself. Its not that serious.

As far as Null... He created this place, so its kinda hilariously his own fault. So in DSP's lingo:

 

Coke Zero

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Dsp has banned literally tens of thousands of users from participating in his twitch/youtube chats, thats why its hilarious when it happens to him. Dsp thinks you should be in prison for critiquing his work, he's not some beacon of free speech worth sticking up for. He is 100% in favor of censorship when its happening to others.
 

Paladin Derich

tfw no wasteland pornstars
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It doesn't really matter where the pendulum swings. Pigroach is a bad look for anyone.
[Sorry for being late]
 
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Terrorist

Osama bin Ladkin
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Imagine what it's like to be shit on by these companies because you want to host a website that makes fun of retards and then the retards on that site say "well it's just a private company." Imagine being me and seeing stupid fucking faggots like you advocating the total obliteration of the platforms they use for free.
People who think like that are operating on a Web 1.0 perception of online speech, where speech happened in insular communities isolated from the mainstream, rather than today, where social media platforms like Twitch have grown to become the "Public Square" to which the 1A was meant to apply. These platforms have surpassed traditional media (print, TV, etc.) and even possibly IRL interaction in what speech occurs on them. Censoring someone on Twitch is not at all equivalent to banning somebody on the Chris-chan forum for being an asshole.

The bias is perhaps understandable for people who mostly engage with the internet through forums rather than social media, but it's still stupid.
 
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