Despite his claims, DSP is still spending hundreds if not thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game -

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WutangLee

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I certainly believe there's no way he could've made top 100 without dropping cash. But isn't this game a grind fest. How does he find the time.
 
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ZehnBoat

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Let's not forget about his mopey ass saying "If I could win the lottery I wouldn't be in this position"(not word for word) whenever he was talking about getting out of his money problems.

So I believe it.
but also according ot him if he got a million dollars, the government would tax him for a million and one dollars
so according to him winning the lottery would do shit for him
 

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Has he ever made a video on these mobile games? All things considered, how would he be able to sink in all this effort without so much as mentioning it from time to time.
Shame, and to protect his digital wrestling family. With all the shit talking he's done about mobile games, he is basically a religious deacon that has denounced the fags, but just got outed as buying gay escorts.
 

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but also according ot him if he got a million dollars, the government would tax him for a million and one dollars
so according to him winning the lottery would do shit for him
This quote from his Dragon Quest Builders 2 playthrough has been stuck in my mind for months. How do you reasonably say "I could be making a MILLION dollars and still have debt. You idiots don't know how this works" without sounding like a complete exceptional individual?
 

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So Phil is aware of what's going on now(he always had) so I'm going to assume he read the thread overnight or has gotten enough exposure that all he can say is that people are detractor meme'ing about "some stupid mobile game".

Won't even say what that stupid mobile game is.

He is continuing to ban people in his chat still talking about it. Wonder why it bothers him that much that he wont address the name and bans people talking about it. I thought you loved mobile games and that you are playing them/not playing them.
 

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Why can't Dave act like fellow lolcow FlightReacts and brag about wasting thousands to level up in a video game, ‘top 2… top 5 WWE Champions guild in the country, Uselessness Crew Stand UP!’? Why can't he actually stream this game that he is apparently more skilled in (skill = nihilistic willingness to spend) than the PS1's bizarre interpretation of Super Turbo? He is so intensely ashamed of himself, so obviously guilty about what he's done with his life…
 

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Let's not forget about his mopey ass saying "If I could win the lottery I wouldn't be in this position"(not word for word) whenever he was talking about getting out of his money problems.

So I believe it.
If he won the lottery he might get as high as #3 on this shitty game for a few months before being broke again.
 

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Why can't Dave act like fellow lolcow FlightReacts and brag about wasting thousands to level up in a video game, ‘top 2… top 5 WWE Champions guild in the country, Uselessness Crew Stand UP!’? Why can't he actually stream this game that he is apparently more skilled in (skill = nihilistic willingness to spend) than the PS1's bizarre interpretation of Super Turbo? He is so intensely ashamed of himself, so obviously guilty about what he's done with his life…
Because then his wheelchairs might realise what Bills actually means.

He cannot risk that eventuality. Cry poor and hope this goes away. That’s his motto and to be fair it’s worked for what 6/7 years now?
 

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I took one for the team and tried going into animal crossing to look for kat, I won't be doing that again, as soon as I unlocked the function to search for players, I just searched for darksydephil. theycallmedsp, chaosrealm01, then deleted that shit

VIP whale perks

extra health % when using med kits, I can only imagine what health dsp's wrestlers have

bonus lootboxes after completing matches, I think the standard max is 8 lootboxes if you do a 3 star match, which means you have to beat the enemy quick, and if you're level 8 VIP you get an extra 8 lootboxes, I don't know if there's more than 8 extra for being level 12, the u.i only shows 8 empty VIP boxes if you don't have VIP

55% increase in VIP points when you make a purchase, each level has 5% increase from 1-13, I wonder if that changes the estimates on that list, might be $9,000 to level 13 instead of $18,000, dsp's kinda discount, jokes aside, that chart was old and idk if the discounts were accounted for

and auto complete tickets, ai vs ai, just load your guy and ai will play I think

Those calculations on that chart for the dollar value to reach a given VIP level DO take into account the bonus percentage VIP point you earn for being a given level.

Also like I said it's very odd Phil specifically stopped mentioning this game late in 2018 after admitting to playing and sinking money into it several times over a few years, and afterwards he absolutely refuses to even admit he ever played it during any time he's talking about mobile games he has played. This game is his dirty little secret. I would be surprised if he ever said the name of this game outloud again. He's going with complete denial, he quit years ago, he doesn't even know how the title is pronounced, he never even had an account, etc.
 
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He finishes no later than like 9:30 PM his time most nights. The one thing the Drunken Peasants nonsense revealed is that Phil is often up at like 2-4 AM. It's pretty clear that he has 5-7 hours at night to get on it. And he could feasibly be playing between streams as well. Same for days off.
Playing 6 hours a day doesn't cut it to reach the top of these events, though. Phil has to be pulling all-nighters, or close to it. Which fits everything in Phil's "life", yawning constantly on stream, never spending any time with Kathy, "I'm so busy". I suppose I'm underestimating what a loser Phil is, I need to stop doing that.
 

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Wonder why it bothers him that much that he wont address the name and bans people talking about it.
It's pretty funny that he just keeps getting caught like a misbehaving child, gets called out, yells "nuh-uh!" and stamps his feet and runs home away from all the jeering voices and somehow he expects all of this to read as him being completely innocent and the target of yet another internet smear campaign.

Or maybe he doesn't and he just wants to silence the information, though at this juncture I can't imagine why. His fanbase is clearly blindly devoted to him and he's not interested at all in growing it so there's no reason for him to be concerned that they might drive away new viewers. Best I can figure is that it's pure ego driving things and he just plain ol' doesn't want people talking bad about him on his tiny corner of the internet.
 

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Playing 6 hours a day doesn't cut it to reach the top of these events, though. Phil has to be pulling all-nighters, or close to it. Which fits everything in Phil's "life", yawning constantly on stream, never spending any time with Kathy. I suppose I'm underestimating what a loser Phil is, I need to stop doing that.
Really puts things into perspective of how his life goes to be able to hit these type of numbers on a mobile game. I would not be surprised if that every chance he can get on that game, he will. Those 10 minute piss/shit breaks, the minutes starting the stream while music is playing until he starts talking, the time between streams and the times after stream is over till the crack of dawn; He's on it.

Those behind the scene things he won't talk about? Hmmm. How he has no time for editing? He has such busy hectic days? No time to clean no time to cook(he's a gamer, dude), no time to clean the cat shitter. Just plop down on your couch downstairs, pop in something for background noise while you upload your RAW content passively and watch as two grown pixels fuck eachother on your phone while playing candy crush.
 

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Really puts things into perspective of how his life goes to be able to hit these type of numbers on a mobile game. I would not be surprised if that every chance he can get on that game, he will. Those 10 minute piss/shit breaks, the minutes starting the stream while music is playing until he starts talking, the time between streams and the times after stream is over till the crack of dawn; He's on it.

Those behind the scene things he won't talk about? Hmmm. How he has no time for editing? He has such busy hectic days? No time to clean no time to cook, no time to clean the cat shitter. Just plop down on your couch downstairs, pop in something for background noise while you upload your RAW content passively.
And all of it revolving around a game featuring an endless parade of sweaty men for him to throw money at.

If there was any lingering doubt as to his sexuality, I think we can consider that matter well and truly settled now.
 
Why can't Dave act like fellow lolcow FlightReacts and brag about wasting thousands to level up in a video game, ‘top 2… top 5 WWE Champions guild in the country, Uselessness Crew Stand UP!’? Why can't he actually stream this game that he is apparently more skilled in
two days ago I listened to one of his streams and during an hour-long begging session he talked about how he couldn't afford a PS4 and was so grateful that a fan had sent him a PS4 Pro. he constantly pretends to be broke and barely able to pay his bills and barely able to afford the video games he streams.
 

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And all of it revolving around a game featuring an endless parade of sweaty men for him to throw money at.

If there was any lingering doubt as to his sexuality, I think we can consider that matter well and truly settled now.
That's a whole other can of beans that needs to be open. Surprised there's not a thread about his closet homosexuality. Maybe it doesn't warrant it's own thread.
 
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As far as him never streaming the game, beyond the obvious point of his whales seeing where the money goes I think there’s a simple answer. He gets some sort of satisfaction with these phone games, and if he streamed them he would most likely quickly come to hate them like the real games he used to love but hates now.

He used to play real video games off camera, but over the years it’s clear being forced to play them all day everyday as a job has taken away almost all the satisfaction he got from them. Despite the endless time he’s probably put into them, putting them on stream and making it his job would probably erode whatever mental fix he gets out of them like it did real games, so mobile games are strictly and off steam guilty pleasure.
 

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Playing 6 hours a day doesn't cut it to reach the top of these events, though. Phil has to be pulling all-nighters, or close to it. Which fits everything in Phil's "life", yawning constantly on stream, never spending any time with Kathy, "I'm so busy". I suppose I'm underestimating what a loser Phil is, I need to stop doing that.
I did find this video form April 2019 from one of his guild members that's like a half bragging half recruitment video where the guy says they are a flexible group. I'm not sure the exact anything that goes towards a guild's resource requirements for Faction Feuds , but it seems like maybe as long as Phil is whaling hard they will take whatever time commitment they can from him. Timestamp at 40s
Also @tzgnilki what's this '7 milliom per 24 hour feud requirement' to join their guild that he's talking about at 1m27s? Any ideas?
 

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Why can't Dave act like fellow lolcow FlightReacts and brag about wasting thousands to level up in a video game, ‘top 2… top 5 WWE Champions guild in the country, Uselessness Crew Stand UP!’? Why can't he actually stream this game that he is apparently more skilled in (skill = nihilistic willingness to spend) than the PS1's bizarre interpretation of Super Turbo? He is so intensely ashamed of himself, so obviously guilty about what he's done with his life…
I would be willing to put VIP 13 levels of money on him hiding his mobile spending from his wife. If she found out Phil invested 5 or 6 times her yearly earnings in this game, and invested MAYBE $90 in her wedding ring, things would not end well.
 
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