Despite his claims, DSP is still spending hundreds if not thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game -

darkwingosonichugorl

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Same, I thought the "play bejeweled while you watch hairy pixels wrestle" was just KF being facetious. I didn't realize it was literally play bejeweled while you watch hairy pixels wrestle.

Oh, Phil. You are the truly the gift that keeps on giving. Please never change.
It's even worse than Bejeweled and most Match 3's since most matches are up to pure luck, plus it's buggy as hell. The only positive of Champions are the graphics are pretty good for a mobile game. It's good for setting off nostalgia.
 

SkippyLongbottom

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He won't talk about what is going on, he can't mention what it is. He's trying to disprove it using the escort saga. I'm convinced now it's him. If it weren't him he would have brought it up fully instead of pretend it's a "waste of time" while he goes on about it.
Was about to mention this. He thinks bringing up how crazy and stupid we are because we weren't right about him having an escort means there can't be an ounce of truth about this situation.

This stream is fuckin' chill though.

Edit: drunk
 

Surly Muppet

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A guy just tipped $5. A great use of money, but I digress.
Golden Hulk Hogan, commenting that he loves WWE Champions, and asking if Phil has ever tried it.

Phil didn't read it out loud, didn't say the guys name, looked at chat and said "Guys, I just said if I don't read a tip, let it go." So he can't even mention the game by name.

He then said that the funny thing is that we come up with these stories, but then none of us can agree on the details (?). This from the guy that can't tell us an exact amount that he owes for taxes because 'the government doesn't tell you that'. So there's some further proof that he's reading the farms. I guess he's angry that we said $10k and have realized it's closer to $40k?

He's not going to do another debunk stream because it doesn't matter what he says, he'll disprove something and we'll make something new up. Also, he can't disprove anything because he can't present evidence that something DIDN'T happen.

He AGAIN is going in on the escort story. People said he was lying and didn't believe him when he said he wasn't. There was nothing he could have done to debunk what they were saying about the escorts.
 

Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink

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He won't talk about what is going on, he can't mention what it is. He's trying to disprove it using the escort saga. I'm convinced now it's him. If it weren't him he would have brought it up fully instead of pretending it's a "waste of time" while he goes on about it.
Yeah this is telling, he’s going awfully defensive for something that ain’t true, but during the escort saga he would constantly derail the stream about how stupid it and wrong it was
 

tzgnilki

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Yeah this is telling, he’s going awfully defensive for something that ain’t true, but during the escort saga he would constantly derail the stream about how stupid it and wrong it was
he exhibited the same exact behaviour with the foreclosure

also this comment on reddit 5 months ago made me laugh

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edit: shit he's going in, saying his begging for money is proof he doesn't play mobile games, he tried it
 
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Surly Muppet

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He listed a bunch of the mobile games he 'used to play'.
He has listed literally everything EXCEPT WWE Champions which he has spoke at length about the quality of in the past. Real fucking specific omission there Phil. You should have just said the fucking game.
He's shitting on the games for being 'gotcha games' that force you to gamble a fortune. He never played a game that was NOT like that. Marvel Future fight was allegedly the fairest.

He said he no longer plays them anymore, he gave them up when Kat moved in. Now it was because he didn't want to waste the time, money or resources when a woman he loved was moving in and they had to build a life together. That's not even what he said when he said he was giving them up.
Apparently this has ALWAYS been his story, every time he was asked. I guess except for all those times it wasn't?

HMM. He just answered a tip about the possibility of streaming Supercard. So it is literally just Champions that has been completely memoryholed. I wonder why.

EDIT: Just a convenient reminder that this exists. This was in April.
@LyteSydeByll , this is Phil admitting he consistently plays one mobile game this year. I know some people on stream were asking for it.
 
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