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DarksydePhallus
Because, let's be realistic, nobody's dropping 10+K just into pulling this "prank" on DSP, and there's no way a supposed impostor would have been just patiently waiting for someone to notice for what is probably years at that point. So the only remotely plausible way I see for this not to be his account (Note I think it is, it's just that it's true we can't factually pin it on him) is that it was an old whale account that got recently renamed for a gayop. If it's impossible to change name, this supposed impostor would have to be so pants-on-head exceptional that his existence should seem impossible to even the most pignosis-inflicted fans of DSP.
Although I personally believe the game account belongs to Philip w/tOSH, I understand people’s skepticism. A few years ago we had the Escort Era in which we were faced with two possibilities:
- Philip had flown out a high-priced escort from overseas to give him the weekend girlfriend experience multiple times, or
- A decades old (10+ years) cat fishing online profile with an active twitter account and functional website had decided to nuke itself in order to troll us into thinking they had flown out to give Philip the weekend girlfriend experience multiple times with very well timed replies on Philip’s Twitter.
It’s also occurred to me that if Philip has spent $40k on this game, he could have purchased 6 weekend girlfriend experiences, airfare included, from Kimberly Brink. Or he could have just paid down his fucking CT condo to the point he could have sold it and prevented this whole foreclosure fiasco.
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