Despite his claims, DSP is still spending hundreds if not thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game -

People are focusing on the money aspect, but this mobile game addiction goes well beyond that. This confirms that Phil is playing this shit ALL DAY and has absolutely no life. He streams ~7 hours, 6 days per week and is playing these mobile games more than that. I don't know if people realize the time commitment Champions is while being in a top guild.

This is very accurate. Between feuds, blitz events, normal dailies and special events the top groups demand that you participate in everything religiously. There are some much lower spenders in these factions, but I assure you that they are grinding their asses off to remain a part of them.

Phil is a special case, as he is doing both the spending and grinding. Believe it or not there are a number of people in this game willing to do that.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone

$100 and I'll dress like a retard, pledge now
Honestly for me last night's multiple rants while avoiding saying the words WWE Champions as though his life depended on it made this rock solid in my mind. Now will this convince the wheelchairs? No. Are we going to get any bigger win than just knowing we're right and being able to hold it over Phil for years? Nope.

Still, this is up there with Project 7 on things that will haunt Phil for some time. Plus now we know his vice, now every mobile game he mentions will come with "How much did you spend?" attached to it. I honestly had no idea this gatcha game crap even existed, what a horrifying revelation that was. I thought people whaling out on mobile games were doing it for more than digital waifus, that's what I get for not assuming the worst.
 

Fuckyoudad

go watch: Bad Lieutenant POC New Orleans
Why does Katherine not let her husband watch wrestling anymore when it's one of the few pleasures left in his life? Is this another patented Burnell bait and switch where he substituted wrestling on tv as his grain of truth for the reality; that she got assmad when she found out he was burning through money on his phone playing WWE Champions and now he has to play it in secret after hours?

Does she recognize in his addictive personality that watching wrestling ignites the spark that makes him unable to resist some ahnline mobile wrestling? Or can Mama Saint Joon simply not handle the occasional athletic female bodies on parade despite the fact Phil's clearly only signing up for the beefcake soap ahpera?
 
Hey @Nigel of Ukip i know you said you were bored so I was wondering if I could put your tools and skills to good use?

Do you think you’d be able to get a comprehensive list for posterity purposes of all accounts using the TheyCallMeDSP handle? Games, apps, forums, etc...?

Off the top of my head we have:

Twitter
Instagram
Twitch
WWE Champions
Marvel Future Fight
Player.me (not sure if this is auto created account linked through twitch or what)
Shoryuken forum (I think)

Not sure what is PSN account is as TheyCallMeDSP seems to an English account from 2012 with no recent activity and DSPGaming is a Canadian account?

I will continue to edit this post as I find more but if anyone has more accounts let me know.
 
I wish we could stop debate on whether this is real. It's 100% Phil.
1) Phil has admitted playing these games A LOT, many times, in videos linked here, which he somehow seems to have forgotten.
2) The profile uses his name and all the log-ins occur right after his streams end.
3) Wrestling is one of the few (the only) things he loves. Wasting money to show clout (or "flexing" as the young people say) is another.
4) Someone spending thousands (or more) and randomly using Phil's name isn't logical, and there is absolutely no sign it was done to troll, extort, or embarrass him. The whale DSP account was never mentioned here or anywhere else as a "detractor meme". It's an account no one noticed until @BT9494 did, and then he and others realized, "Wow, this broke guy getting his second home foreclosed on who begs for money daily must be spending thousands and thousands of dollars to be at this level."
5) Phil's incredible defensiveness about this in his last stream. If he did play but didn't spend much money, he could easily prove that. He didn't though; instead he ranted and raved and acted the fool.

All the pieces fit. It's Phil.


WROOOOOOOONG.

Dsp said he already quit the game. Just look at his eyes when talking about WWE.

 

Nigel of Ukip

Leader of the Exceptional Illuminati
Hey @Nigel of Ukip i know you said you were bored so I was wondering if I could put your tools and skills to good use?

Do you think you’d be able to get a comprehensive list for posterity purposes of all accounts using the TheyCallMeDSP handle? Games, apps, forums, etc...?

Off the top of my head we have:

Twitter
Instagram
Twitch
WWE Champions
Marvel Future Fight
Player.me (not sure if this is auto created account linked through twitch or what)
Shoryuken forum (I think)

Not sure what is PSN account is as TheyCallMeDSP seems to an English account from 2012 with no recent activity and DSPGaming is a Canadian account?

I will continue to edit this post as I find more but if anyone has more accounts let me know.

Sounds like a fun idea, will get to it later.
Thanks for the idea!
 
Phil's reaction convinced his WWE Champions account is 100% him.

People are focusing on the money aspect, but this mobile game addiction goes well beyond that. This confirms that Phil is playing this shit ALL DAY and has absolutely no life. He streams ~7 hours, 6 days per week and is playing these mobile games more than that. I don't know if people realize the time commitment Champions is while being in a top guild.

We knew Phil was a shut-in with no life, but we have actual proof of it now. It's mindblowing to me just how pathetic Phil is. His entire existence is falsely trying to prove that he's better than the wheelchairs that throw quarters at him to keep him alive.


This is an easy read on Phil, and notable in his rant yesterday. He made sure to mention the escort saga, the Drunken Peasants nonsense, that he quit Supercard (later than what he said, but he did eventually). If Phil feels he has the upper hand whatsoever, he will talk about it.
This is how I imagine his schedule:

9:50 am- 10:00 am Roll off of the couch and start stream
10:00 am - 12:00 pm Grab a Kickstart, Type in chat at some point while clearing dallies in WWE Champions and checking email/twitter. Proceed to start the begging pre-stream while grinding WWE entire time of course taking a 15 minute break to shit.
12:00 pm - 4:00 pm Flounder around on stream while checking phone dozens or more times to spend refilling stamina
4:00 pm- 7:00 pm Microwave whatever leftovers or freezer food and grind WWE Champions event while watching actual WWE because Kat is playing a game or gone
7:00 pm - 9:00 ~ 1:000 pm Chill stream some mindless thing and beg hard and probably rant because you had to drop $$$ to get the newest wrestler earlier
10:00 pm - 3 am Grind WWE Champions and read twitter while the game plays itself maybe watching a movie with Kat but they are both playing phone games

I'm fairly certain this is pretty close to his schedule. He certainly doesn't shower or shave every day and he only goes outside once a week maximum. Only question I would have is how many times he just falls asleep playing WWE Champions on the couch. Oh ya his day off is spent eating out 3 times and walking around the mall in between lunch and dinner buying shiny things.
 
I frankly don’t know why he even cares at this point, he could come out and spin this whole thing as a gambling addiction for more ♿️ Bucks. The most loyal of his cucks are not going to be drove away by anything he does, only their own boredom or an early death from their bad genes will give them passage outta this autistic void.

Even though I’m fully convinced the accounts darks, I’m still holding out hope for a last minute plot twist where we find out it’s Derrick or papaveras account they’ve been using as some really really weird DSP role play. Hit me with something really weird lord, I’m ready.
 

Schmeckel

The flow of time is convoluted
As far as Kat knowing about his addiction? Don’t think she cares.
I'm more convinced that she probably has her own mini-whaling account in some stupid game. Didn't Phil bitch about not being able to play their mobile games while flying out to CT to see his dying parents one last time to get married, but was relieved that they were ultimately able to? She plays those things, too.
 

Pargon

Hitler died, my mother also died
True & Honest Fan
Imagine scamming vulnerable people by raising money for false pretenses while dropping a huge percentage of it on a mindless candy crush clone to impress randos you'll never know
He's just like every other dishonest, conniving thot with a webcam since the days of dialup and AOL, right down to the big tits.

That's why we're so mistaken in hoping he'll one day dry up and blow away. Those people never have. They've been around for decades and they'll be around until Sol's fuel depletes and it swells to bring the Earth its end. When he finally dies seven more just like him but worse will spring up to take his place.

Dunno about you but I'll need two bottles tonight.
 
Does she recognize in his addictive personality that watching wrestling ignites the spark that makes him unable to resist some ahnline mobile wrestling? Or can Mama Saint Joon simply not handle the occasional athletic female bodies on parade despite the fact Phil's clearly only signing up for the beefcake soap ahpera?
With the WWE Champions revelation, this may be part of it. If Kat knows even a fraction of what has gone into this game, she may associate wrasslin' with something that has taken what apparently would have otherwise been spendable money right out of her hands. Phil could have bought her some new shoes, those mane extensions and that ornate saddle she had her eye on.

But I think Phil's statement that Kat won't let him watch wrestling is one of his autistic little spins. I think she just doesn't like it and won't watch it with him. Because they have only the one TV (Phil's office is locked down outside of business, and the bedroom TV is completely unusable because it's not bedtime dood!), Phil cannot watch it when she is home and watching TV, and he also cannot be apart from her because this is their precious time together! So he watches whatever she picks and probably plays Champions because he isn't overly interested. He then only watches wrestling when she goes to bed.

Phil shorthands this as 'another person, as usual, has restricted me from doing something that I like', but it's actually just the weird autistic regulations that he has created for himself. In reality, this is as simple as your wife saying "I'm watching The Bachelor, if you want to watch the game, use the bedroom TV," and you stomping your feet and going "NO! I have to watch TV with YOU!" This was never a problem with Leanna because after she was potty trained, the second phase was her learning that the remote immediately goes to Phil's hand while she picks the scented candle to light.

I know we like to frame Former Host of Beelzebub, Katherine St.Jean as a ball buster, but always remember the addage of 'Phil's Razor'. It is that everything, no matter how convoluted or nonsensical it may seem, is actually because of Phil's stupidity.
 
Regarding the validity that this account is actually owned by DSP, I think it's very likely. 99 percent likely.

It's the response from the discord account that got me.
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1. If it was a troll or a fan using the name they could've easily come out and said "Look guys I'm a fan of the guy so I used his name" instead of having no knowledge of Phil Burnell.

2. So they do not know Phil. So how could you come to this name? Possibly that DSP stands for his initials. So David Saint Pierre makes his account and for whatever reason puts "TheyCallMe" before it. That's quite the astronomical coincidence.

Basically you either are Phil Burnell or know of him if you use that specific username.

3. This is nitpicking but just the way it's all written is odd. It feels like the writer is trying to convey they know less than they actually know. They use the same name as "some streamer" but they know it's his twitter handle and that he goes by DarksydePhil and he is also a streamer. The only person I've ever heard describe DSP as a streamer is DSP.
 
Regarding the validity that this account is actually owned by DSP, I think it's very likely. 99 percent likely.

It's the response from the discord account that got me.
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1. If it was a troll or a fan using the name they could've easily come out and said "Look guys I'm a fan of the guy so I used his name" instead of having no knowledge of Phil Burnell.

2. So they do not know Phil. So how could you come to this name? Possibly that DSP stands for his initials. So David Saint Pierre makes his account and for whatever reason puts "TheyCallMe" before it. That's quite the astronomical coincidence.

Basically you either are Phil Burnell or know of him if you use that specific username.

3. This is nitpicking but just the way it's all written is odd. It feels like the writer is trying to convey they know less than they actually know. They use the same name as "some streamer" but they know it's his twitter handle and that he goes by DarksydePhil and he is also a streamer. The only person I've ever heard describe DSP as a streamer is DSP.

He says Twitter handle like 3-4 other things don’t come up immediately when searching for TheyCallMeDSP. And who told him specifically it was the same twitter handle that led them to him? Sounds like he just added that in for no reason.

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So after searching for TheyCallMeDSP, this “not Phil” has deduced that its only the same twitter handle of some streamer. Completely omitting the other hilarious results. Sorry but you don’t just strike gold like discovering DSP and simply call him “some streamer”. It’s deflection of the highest order and it’s beyond transparent.
 

Iron Hamster

Calculated chaos
Regarding the validity that this account is actually owned by DSP, I think it's very likely. 99 percent likely.

It's the response from the discord account that got me.
View attachment 1099599

1. If it was a troll or a fan using the name they could've easily come out and said "Look guys I'm a fan of the guy so I used his name" instead of having no knowledge of Phil Burnell.

2. So they do not know Phil. So how could you come to this name? Possibly that DSP stands for his initials. So David Saint Pierre makes his account and for whatever reason puts "TheyCallMe" before it. That's quite the astronomical coincidence.

Basically you either are Phil Burnell or know of him if you use that specific username.

3. This is nitpicking but just the way it's all written is odd. It feels like the writer is trying to convey they know less than they actually know. They use the same name as "some streamer" but they know it's his twitter handle and that he goes by DarksydePhil and he is also a streamer. The only person I've ever heard describe DSP as a streamer is DSP.
And why isn't Fail freaking out some nobody is using his moniker? People could be sending Failbux to the doppelganger and not the real dorkcidefail.
 

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