Detroit - America's Lolcow -

[GS 281]

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At 688,701 and as the first major American city to go bankrupt, Detroit, Michigan is perhaps one of the largest lolcow communities in the world (other than France). For those who observe lolcows, Detroit has everything.

Tranny Hooker Fights

Stuck on Tugboat

Fights between Gamers

Do you want to become a part of this community? Find one of the 90,000 empty houses and squat. Hell, if a squatter already has taken it over, squat on the squatter.

Are you a fan of chimpouts? Heh, well this is the birthplace of them.

The Black citizens of Detroit trolled the Whites until they ragequit and left for the suburbs, leaving homes and the population to shrink to a third of what it once was.

Spoiler: The fine structures of Detroit

Since then, Detroit has become the nation's leader in chimpouts.

Spoiler: Fine citizens settling a dispute like gentlemen

So, welcome to Detroit.

 

[millais]

It is telling that the dystopian, crime-infested version of Detroit depicted in Robocop is probably a better place to live than present day Detroit.

 

[Hat]

 

[GS 281]

https://www.youtube.com/user/DetroitIsCrust/videos

Someone has been capping their videos but stopped a few years back.

 

[DuskEngine]

It is telling that the dystopian, crime-infested version of Detroit depicted in Robocop is probably a better place to live than present day Detroit.

Obviously, they had Robocop.
irl Detroit needs to make do with a mere statue of him.

 

[MOTHER3EARTHBOUND2FAN]

detroit wouldn't have gone bankrupt if there were White People living there.

 

[Super Collie]

If you're into urban exploration, this website is absolutely fantastic: http://detroiturbex.com/

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Just cause the rules aren't at the top doesn't mean they aren't enforced still. Good thread though.

 

[GS 281]

Detroit and surrounding areas in the state are also home to many lolcows.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/morga...cue-rangerphile-with-odd-rape-obsession.18025
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yuval...r-anarcho-capitalist-mra-and-gamergater.17984
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thisjerksaguy-salty-cuckhold.17318
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gary-...pocritical-vegan-animal-rights-activist.16273
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thaddeus-mcmichaels-aka-madthad0890.9665
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ebayi...-–-the-ebay-horrorcow-stalker-con-artist.7745
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/peter-coffin-and-his-wife-realdoll-ashleigh.7238
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/pamperchu.392
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/justinrpg.457
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/anthos-the-crimson-impulse.309

They even have their own lolcow community
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/faygoluvers-net.17795
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/juggalo-feminists.11599

It is such a lolcow hotspot that lolcows wanting to migrate to the US wish to call it home
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-gillon-autphag-and-spergchan.3728

 

[YI 457]

And the original:

 

[AnOminous]

Detroit got cucked out of having their own elected government by the governor, who replaced it with criminals who poisoned the water.

Sure, the people the governor replaced were also criminals, but they were at least elected criminals.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Better than 70% of Brasil though

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Better than 70% of Brasil though

Detroit is likely more psychologically bad since it used to be America's richest city

 

[AnimuGinger]

Detroit is likely more psychologically bad since it used to be America's richest city

The people who live there act like Detroit is amazing. The white Yuppies who live there are the worst.

 

[GS 281]

The people who live there act like Detroit is amazing. The white Yuppies who live there are the worst.

Like the cops only patrol downtown and by Wayne State. I would love to see them try to "gentrify" 7 and John R. The most "gentrification" that area has received was when Deja Vu replaced the old Wood-Six adult theatre.

 

[mikemikevfan]

Better than 70% of Brasil though

It's pretty much like saying that a dead body is still warm. Yeah, it is, but it will keep cooling.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Detroit: America's cuck*

FTFY

 

[FuckYou]

2015 homicides

Detroit, MI (85% black) = 300
Windsor, Canada (1km away) (90% white) = 1

 

[RV 229]

Detroit is what happens when you let black power take control and run all the white people out of town.

 

[AnOminous]

Detroit is what happens when you let black power take control and run all the white people out of town.

More like what happens when an entire industry basically dies, and nobody who can afford to leave stays.