BASED! Deus Vult -

[CatParty]

 

[Holdek]

@Ariel

 

[Oglooger]

I'll Take mai waifu to Jerusalem for a honey moon.
Like my idol, Dick Lionheart.

 

[millais]

If you sack Jerusalem, you can choose your own waifu from among the thousands of Saracen and Jewish unbelievers slated for execution. They will be eternally grateful to you for sparing them from the sword, especially if you give them a chance to convert and repent.

 

[Strelok]

I tried to conquer Jerusalem but accidentally sacked Constantinople instead.

What do I do now?

 

[millais]

I tried to conquer Jerusalem but accidentally sacked Constantinople instead.

What do I do now?

Ask the Venetians

 

[Ariel]

Onward Christian soldiers!

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

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Claiming Jerusalem because a third power in the Levant would cause enough autism and salt from the essjaydoubluus to trigger the lolpocalypse.

 

[Strelok]

Ask the Venetians

They said something about the Muslims getting half of it. I was gonna complain, but apparently it involves Rum?

I like booze.

 

[c-no]

I choose Jerusalem because I'm too pathetic to even get a waifu. Now when do I die of plague? God wills it.

 

[Abethedemon]

I guess I'll claim Jerusalem in the name of Sikhism, then.

 

[Strelok]

Guys I think the Venetians sold me a bum empire. I mean look at this shit.

How do I get those shysterr fucks to give all that gold back.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I tried to conquer Jerusalem but accidentally sacked Constantinople instead.

What do I do now?

uuuhh
DEUS VULT

 

[CatParty]

 

[Jaimas]

TFW you embarass the pope

 

[millais]

TFW you embarass the pope

what, a Steam code for Undertale doess not constitute an appropriate gift for the pontiff?

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Desu Vult?

 

[Hui]

Death to the Saracen kawaii?

http://imgur.com/gallery/wO4TwtE

why they fuck up the eyes?

 

[Jaimas]

Death to the Saracen kawaii?

http://imgur.com/gallery/wO4TwtE

why they fuck up the eyes?

For the sake of a fucking Desu joke

 

[Feline Darkmage]

For the sake of a fucking Desu joke

desudesudesudesu