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DeviantArt Horrors

Discussion in 'Community Watch' started by hm yeah, Nov 7, 2013.

  1. Hello all!

    DeviantART and all of its little tartlets will forever hold a special place in my :heart-full: . So, I wanted to make a thread all about deviantART and the new and old treasures that lurk within.

    Do you have any old pictures sleeping in the depths of your hard drive, taken from DeviantART? Any favorite tartlets? Fondful mem'ries?

    I have some fondful mem'ries and such, but here's something new:

    This guy has been around for a week. I'm pretty sure he's a troll, but so far he's made me smile. I won't put his username here for now, since I generally like to keep my personal lolcows somewhat private so people don't go poking them and scaring them away.

    Painfully slow internet right now, but more later.

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  2. There's this guy who shows up in my inbox every so often because we both belong to the same club. His art is really awful, it's actually worse than Chris'. This guy always draws heads at a profile angle...but the rest of the body is always a head-on angle (except for the feet). He can never be assed to color his pictures either.

    He's also really stupid. A few years back someone started a rumor for a new American Tail sequel ("Fievel goes to Egypt" or some dumb shit). I wouldn't have heard about this rumor is not for this guy who actually believed it! And is disappointed it's not a real movie! Not only has he drawn out his fantasy movie, but has actually made contests for people to make up shit for it. Look at how specific the contest entries had to be. Anyways here are a few pictures he's drawn.

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    I have no idea who the fuck these characters are so I'll assume they're "OC's" (I hate that term: they're fucking fan characters).

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    I would not recognize this as Fievel and Mrs. Brisby if he didn't say who it was. That's really bad.

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    I can't believe this was accepted into the group. I really wish there was some standard for drawings.

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    And of course he has a foot/tickle fetish.

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    MOVIE OF TEH YEAR!!!!!!!
     
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  3. Also he apparently believes they wear PVC pipes for clothing?
     
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  4. I feel bad laughing at these people considering I draw horribly in comparison.
     
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  5. The person who drew the last few pictures has a steady hand. They just need to put more practice into creatively expressing themselves.
     
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    and also

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  7. ^ oh god hahaha

    aw man I miss old devart_horrors


    SO ANYWAY

    I was just checking in on my little lolcow today, and here's an old thing that I overlooked. It made me burst out laughing at first. The rest wore off quickly.

     
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  8. Like I said on chat last night, DA is a dumping ground for fetish art, ponies, and Sanic.
     
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  9. Here's three Tartlets to look up for a laugh:

    1. Crystals1986 - Crazy autistic guy from England who draws the same picture over and over again: himself in a hospital bed crying and touching a crystal that makes his fingers grow, while being attended by anthro versions of characters from Friendship is Magic.

    2. Rafe15 - The famous "Foreverial Tiedup Delitized with taco sauce blood and salami tongue" guy. Probably schizophrenic.

    3. WalterRatley - aka Wltrrtly, an autistic deaf Communist with a foot fetish. Is more or less completely incomprehensible. He bawleeted most of his stuff recently though.
     
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  10. Deviant Art is still popular?
     
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  11. DeviantArt the home of almost porn and whiney teenagers! There are few good things that come from DeviantArt but honestly it isn't worth trekking through all the "artistic" nudes and "edgy" profiles, I actually wanted to share this one weird picture from DA I liked but the forum won't let me, actually I'll link it.
    http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs8/i/2005/331/d/4/a_handjob_mermaid__3_by_00blindfish.jpg
     
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  12. This is one of my personal favorites. The giant cookie really brings it all together.
     

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  13. ^ ohhh man!

    Found that story that made me suspect that something bad happened to DMW.

    Control+H'd to make it harder to trace back, since he's been somewhat active and I don't want anyone to come along and scare him off.

    And also because control+h is fun.


    Two things:

    - note the date. Very recently, DMW quit being shy about mentioning genitals and the anus, and now every comment he writes has the words "vagina" and "inflate". Well, minor exaggeration. Minor.

    - You know what else is minor?? His favorite little girl and his favorite background characters. They look about, ohhh, 4-6, somethin'.

    okay I'm going to bed now you fricken' fricks
     
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  15. I'm a regular on /ic/ and this was posted in our occasional bad art threads.

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  16. You and I both. I mean I'm in three groups (yes, I did say that), and the influx of piss-poor artwork is almost like an exaggeration.

    Yet it isn't. Far from, in fact. Hell I could probably make an entire topic of the crap I see on a daily basis.
     
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  17. Kody the Fox: http://kodyboy555.deviantart.com/

    He almost exclusively draws pictures of furry characters in scuba gear. They're all uniformly fat and bloated-looking with disproportionately small heads and limbs. His grasp of anatomy, style and design are nonexistent. All of his art looks to have been done in MS Paint. Worst of all, he's been drawing exactly the same thing in exactly the same way, with no visible improvement, since at least 2008.

    I suspect there's some kind of 'tism at work here, just based on his extremely bland writing and almost single-minded fixation on scuba-diving furries. He also lists Vanilla Ice as one of his favorite musicians. *yawn*

    Here's just a couple of samples of his "art" to demonstrate his utter lack of progress over the years. Honestly, if you've seen one Kody picture, you've seen them all.
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    "I'm good at drawing hawks like Michael Comacho and Jake the Hawk. "

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    Can you tell which one was uploaded five years ago and which one was uploaded two months ago? No? Neither can anybody else.
     
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  18. Does having the 'tism render one unable to learn how to use anything other than MSPaint?

    'Cause that's what I'm getting at.
     
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