Dramacow Devon Sweeney -

[Cuntster]

Performance art or literally retarded troll? I honestly can't tell.

 

[YI 457]

What a charming and delightful fella. Does he got any more profiles? Tumblr? Anything else?

 

[Cuntster]

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/pothead1818

Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/devon.sweeney.92

 

[Curt Sibling]

"I fhought I thaw a puddy cat!"

 

[QE 757]

plans to suck cock
"i am doing this for my ipod"

 

[YI 457]

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/pothead1818

Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/devon.sweeney.92

Backup/archive everything.

 

[Petronella]

pothead1818

 

[Frank Rizzo]

This, for some reason, just screams of "performance artist/troll" to me. I know that I've been proven wrong about this before, but this just comes off as "This guy can't be *that* stupid/retarded."

 

[chimpburgers]

Does this guy chimp out or get salty in anyway? He's eccentric but what else does he do besides have a funny speech impediment?

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

Real talk. This kid looks like a gross, midget potato version of Jack Black and he cannot blow me for any amount of money.

In which inexplicably hairy teenager Devon show off his gut:

In which Devon hates black people and cops and is mad about donuts:

 

[Redeemer and Destroyer]

I was waiting for a thread about this guy to pop up. He is such an undelightful person and his videos are a goldmine. Sadly he isn't on any big blogging sites (e.g. Tumblr). He's a real drama-inducer.

 

[LiveFromNS]

I came across him a couple of months back. Lives in Ontario. Here some stuff I had saved but yet to review:

http://i.imgur.com/tsMT3JF.png

His former twitter in which he used his mom's cell number as the account name: http://favstar.fm/users/12896989170

He had cancer apparently:

http://www.fixcas.com/cgi-bin/go.py?2009e.Devon

Anyway, yeah he has quite the fucking voice! LOL And he seems like a little shitmaker. Did you see the vid where he climbs on to roof to get lighter?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

http://i.imgur.com/tsMT3JF.png

...This is a lolcow behavior I've never seen before.

 

[wheat pasta]

Cannot confirm, as I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure his... unique speech patterns come from an operable lip deformity. I've known kids before who talked like that but they usually get it fixed when they're old enough.
(On that note, it's really funny hearing him talk with an Elmer Fudd voice about sucking cocks. "I am not a pwostitute" )

 

[Scampers]

I watched the first video, and was like "Aww, don't be mean, he just has a speech impediment." Then I saw the others.

I gotta find a way to make some cash.

How about a...job? Kid said he applied to four places. I know it sucks nowadays for teens to get jobs at McGrongles when older people who need jobs take all the positions, but you can't just like...fill out four applications and expect to be hired.

Edit: Also is it just me, or are his teeth yellow as sin?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So, quickly skimmed his Facebook and Twitter and looked at the first two videos. He seems like a huge weirdo, but weirdos are honestly a dime a dozen. If he gets really emotional and spazzes out we might have something, but otherwise he's really not much different from the millions of other self-indulgent Vloggers who post about their life to nonexistent audiences.

... He is a dumbass for saying about how he wants to a prostitute, though.

 

[LiveFromNS]

Here are a few more vids I had saved. I think he's worthy of a bit of review, if not some laughs. I don't know the full details on the cancer thing. But at end of videos is a link to another article similar top the benefit one I posted.

Potato wants to know how you put on a tampon

Annie is my best fwiend! Too bad she is a meth addict and whore.

Wondewing about porn and babies

Psycho for Coffee

Here is the article that expands on the cancer thing. Check the footnotes. If you are mildly interested in this guy I strongly recommend you read. Quite interesting.

http://www.fixcas.com/cgi-bin/go.py?2014c.Sault

A screencap of one of the stories:

I have some more vids, but will let the above get viewed and go from there I guess. If nothing else, his voice is too much!

 

[Goofy Logic]

@LiveFromNS that story is all kinds of screwed up. Are you certain this is the same guy?

 

[LiveFromNS]

Yes, for sure Goofster, it's a sordid tale!

Here are some quick notes I made that nite I came across him.

He is Canadian! Flooded the kitchen, group home in Oshawa, 7 times charged with "mistress", "burned his curtains on fire", He is 18. Charged with arson, putting holes in the wall.

Give me back my iPad!

Here some more:

No knowledge of slang

Waaaaiiittt for it!! (Watch to end, or skip to about 60 secs left)

Big stoner, rude BB player, attacks 12 yo kid X4, turns out to be a tomboy on and on... Notice his pupils. Appears to be bright room, but his pupils are pretty huge. Meds, stoned or mental?
The above I typed while watching this vid:

And 2 more:

Da Twolls (Cyber Bully rent)

Popcorn!

A few more notes from that nite:

Looks like he already has some trolls. He is prob lying about some of the shit for sure, but other stuff is obvious reality. Twitter weird, says has 500 tweets yet states nothing has been tweeted yet. Hacked? Has scene kids account but not much there, same with G+. First twitter account used mom's phone number as a handle. She got called by trolls.

I then probably smoked a joint, went to bed and filed him away to look at some time which had yet to come. Until commencement of the thread. So, I only have the tip of the iceberg viewed so far with respect to vids.

Considering the above, I guess you could say I just blew my load on Devin! LOL

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Gotta say, this is a hell of a lot sadder if this turns out that the guy had crazy Fundie parents that were actively resisting the treatment he needed.