Dick mentioned it on his Instagram that it was the manager who texted him. Makes you wonder if the manager was meaning to text it to someone else and boomered it up accidentally messaging it to Dick himself. Certainly get them almonds activated.I listened to the Bonus episode and apparently the GM of Busby's East was the one who texted Dick's address and also his real name. That's fucking bizarre behavior. Really weird flex to make on someone who willingly gave you that info when they signed your fucking contract.
I'd hope it plays out like Chappelle's Jamican cocktail bit. One birdshot to scare him, another to wound him if he doesn't go away and then a buckshot to finish him off and any weird soyboys and mental women trying to break in like a autistic zombie lolpocalypse.Is this the beginning of Maddox's final chapter? I suppose "Dick shoots Maddox in the face with a shotgun" will be a satisfying conclusion to the story arc but it seems a little on-the-nose.
"Hmm so I load birdshot, birdshot, buckshot."I'd hope it plays out like Chappelle's Jamican cocktail bit. One birdshot to scare him, another to wound him if he doesn't go away and then a buckshot to finish him off and any weird soyboys and mental women trying to break in like a autistic zombie lolpocalypse.
They cant destroy us economically but they do control a massive proportion of Europe's oil and natural gas imports. I never said we should be panicking about Russia, but saying that they're entirely inconsequential is pretty stupid. I don't think he's even aware that were still sanctioning the fuck out of them.Russia can murder us all in our beds, but that's pretty much it. They aren't going to bury us economically, and they definitely can't fight a war with us that isn't suicidal / genocidal. So worrying about Russia right now is kinda stupid. So I was assuming that's what Dick meant.
But he WAS awful focused on Mercator projection, as if Russia isn't really the biggest country on Earth and chock full of natural resources and arable land. Shit, maybe he is a fucking idiot.
His personal brand of comedy requiers him to talk with authority about things, that's why he should avoid subjects he's not very well-read on or familiar with. It's less funny when you're detecting he's out of his depth.I'm not saying either Dick or Sean is a sped, I'm just pointing this out to whoever seems to want to picture Dick as an all around intelligent person.
It is very funny, but I don't think he's trying to give bad advices on purpose. I think that - in his head - he's actually trying to help people.It's meta funny how people keep sending him what sound like serious requests for advice, when the bit is that his advice is terrible.
He gives the advice that people WANT to hear but no one has given to them. The reason being because it's either awful advice that would probably only work if you were James Bond era Sean Connery, or because the risk/reward factor of the advice is grotesquely out of balance. And sometimes the advice does come off (or they claim it does...), but you would have to be a moron, or just not care, to blindly follow it.It is very funny, but I don't think he's trying to give bad advices on purpose. I think that - in his head - he's actually trying to help people.