Did you get boners on the school bus? -

[JethroTullamore]

I used to get massive erections on the school bus, to the point where I am pretty sure that at one point I was fapping furiously on the way to school.

Either way, there was no rhyme or reason to it, just unwanted boners on the school bus.

Anyone else?

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Not on the school bus, but sometimes you do get those teachers that have a special effect when they bend over.

 

[Pruto]

Not on the school bus, but sometimes you do get those teachers that have a special effect when they bend over.

were you molested?

 

[Mohammad Rajab Wali]

were you molested?

Hey, Mr. Entright had a helluva dump truck and he didn't need to.

 

[Sunday School Dropout]

No, because I'm not some low IQ animalistic savage that gets uncontrollably aroused by just the sight of clothed tits and asses.

 

[buttman87]

Not on the school bus, but sometimes you do get those teachers that have a special effect when they bend over.

I too am a butt man. I became a butt man at age 7 when my baby sitter bent over in front of me to pick up a pair of shoes.

 

[TFT-A9]

Bruh what the fuck.

 

[NerdShamer]

Bruh what the fuck.

It's another day in the Q&A board.

 

[topsikrets]

yeah but I didn't jerk off you weirdo, I snapped it in the waistband of my pants and leaned forward a little, inconspicuous.

 

[TFT-A9]

The twist: OP was the bus driver

 

[SSF2T Old User]

Not on the school bus, but sometimes you do get those teachers that have a special effect when they bend over.

They don't even have to bend over, One day you might get a substitute who has that porn-star lookin face, wearin a push-up bra showin off her tig-ol-biddies, basically lookin like she has no business being any kind of teacher in the first place.

True Story, had a hot brunette substitute in middle school a couple of times whom even was the gym coach for the girl's side at one point. All the guys were chill as fuck anytime she came around.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I got boners when I was on the bus but it want tied to any sort of arousal. I think it's one of those weird boners that just happen when your body's bloodflow does it's thing. There's several kinds of boners and quite a few aren't linked to arousal. Fear boners are the worst, anyone who's gotten one of those knows true pain. (unless they're a coomer that gets turned on by the fear boner but I don't think coomers are capable of feeling fear)

 

[Just Dont]

Guys what the fuck is this thread?

 

[The Lawgiver]

Guys what the fuck is this thread?

Schoolbus boner retrospection, what else would it be?

 

[MrTroll]

I still do.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I still do.

Does it make it more difficult to drive the bus?

 

[Mr. Bung]

For anyone that may not understand I think OP is referring to those several years around and after puberty when your dick is so sensitive to involuntary erections that even the vibrations in the car/bumps in the road will spring a woody.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Yeah I got them in my mouth and butt.

They were difficult years.

 

[MrTroll]

Does it make it more difficult to drive the bus?

I just pick one of the taller kids and let him drive if I feel that I'm too distracted to do it properly myself. Safety first and shit.

 

[The Lawgiver]

For anyone that may not understand I think OP is referring to those several years around and after puberty when your dick is so sensitive to involuntary erections that even the vibrations in the car/bumps in the road will spring a woody.

My dicks been like that all my life, though. what does that say about me? Am I some sort of involuntary dick-boner freak?