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Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread12/6 - Chris says Florida wildfire one sign of merge, Trump will swap with counterpart soon

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by The American Hedgehog, Oct 29, 2018.

  1. Chris's lecture on what will happen when the dimensions merge:

    10/29 - Part 1: Introduction (screenshots in this post)
    10/29 - Part 2: Locations and Objects
    10/30 - Part 3: You and Your C-197 Counterparts
    11/1 - Part 4: Post-merge
    11/14 - Calculating the percentage of survivors (next day, he scrawls out the math on a McDonalds napkin)

    The merge officially kicked off:

    11/18 - Chris says, "The time has come." Followed a few hours later with a recap of the lecture, and then him tweeting that the merge is in progress and will take final effect soon.
    11/22 - Chris says the merge is in progress, isn't allowed to say more. Later, says Fate is involved and will kill anyone who tries to stop the merge.
    12/6 - He gives a bit more detail to someone who texted him, saying a Florida wildfire was one of the signs of the merge, and that Trump will leave us soon in favor of his counterpart.

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    #1 The American Hedgehog, Oct 29, 2018
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2018 at 5:00 AM
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  2. Lmfao even the images in his tweets are wtf reaction images. Even his subconscious is laughing at him now
     
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  3. "Your Local CPU here"? I haven't really looked into Chris' insanity that much, but what the fuck does he mean by this?
     
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  4. Ever since he found/was introduced to Neptunia he has fancied himself to be the goddess of Cwcville.

    Which is technically true since he created it. But still having a self insert character in this position is just sad.
     
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  5. He must have a few spare moments before his court date. It's the only reason he's up this early
     
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  6. I thought his court date was in December?

    Edit: Yes his court date is on the 19th of December.

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. The reaction images somehow make the whole thing 10 times more autistic
     
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  8. FUCK! And I have two tests for college next week.

    Where am I supossed to storage all this information, anyway?

    This is becoming challenging...
     
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  9. My perspeception is that none of this is common sense.
     
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  10. "Use common sense"

    -him, today.
     
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  11. "No Need to call any of the authorities, whatsoever."

    Considering the disturbing direction this saga is going, it's just a matter of time until he says that IRL.
     
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  12. 2 Peter 2, 1 ""But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them – bringing swift destruction on themselves. Many will follow their shameful ways and will bring the way of truth into disrepute. In their greed these teachers will exploit you with stories they have made up. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping"


    Fuck this "Keep calm, they won't hurt you"? shit. First whimsical cartoon character I see is getting a face full of buckshot.
     
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  13. Wait so the dimensional merge is coming in waves? Can’t wait to see Chris sperg about seeing true and honest pastel ponies IRL and claiming normies don’t have their third eye open or some bullshit when called out.
     
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  14. "Point is: use common sense"

    :story:

    I like that even though he's laying this batshit stupid dimensional merge idea he's still hedging his assertions. "Individual perspeceptions" my ass, either it's happening or it's not Chris.
     
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    #14 Brian Butterfield, Oct 29, 2018
    Last edited: Oct 29, 2018
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  15. "Perspeceptions"...Chris is truly the bestest at smarting.

    He also repeats "common sense" a lot for an unhinged lunatic.
     
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  16. No one with common sense would suck Mewtwo's dick.
     
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  17. "Don't call anybody!" 2.0
     
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  18. This seems very legible and grammatically correct for Chris, and there weren't nearly enough ponies in those reaction gifs for this to be Chris left to his own devices. I'm smelling some teen troon team assistance in this PSA.
     
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  19. Intresting how Chris was only introduced to Neptunia a year ago, yet it's essentaily replaced Pokémon as one of the biggest "Inspirations" of the Sonichu lore. The others being Sonic and MLP of course.
     
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  20. What the hell is even going on anymore?
     
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