Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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In October 2018, Chris began talking about how the dimensions 1218 (what he thinks is our Earth's dimension) and C-197 (the Sonichu-verse's dimension) will merge together.

Aside from how this would fulfill his dream of hanging with his Sonichu pals, Chris also believes that he is wealthy in CWCville and will therefore be able to pay off his increasingly crushing debt once the dimensions merge. He has asked people to loan him real world money with the promise that he will pay them back post-merge.

The merge appears to be another troll scheme based on messing with his headcanon about his own fictional world - on October 14th, the Magi-Chan troll logged into his Twitter to post that Chris will be working on the merge, and Chris has subsequently mentioned that he has "allies" helping him with the merge, also noting that he is a minor player in all of it.

A couple weeks later, Chris gave a lecture on what will happen when the dimensions merge:

10/29 - Part 1: Introduction (screenshots in this post)
10/29 - Part 2: Locations and Objects
10/30 - Part 3: You and Your C-197 Counterparts
11/1 - Part 4: Post-merge
11/14 - Calculating the percentage of survivors (next day, he scrawled out the math on a McDonalds napkin)

The merge officially kicked off:

11/18 - Chris says, "The time has come." Followed a few hours later with a recap of the lecture, and then him tweeting that the merge is in progress and will take final effect soon. Notably, this is also the anniversary of Jonestown, another sign that trolls are behind this.
11/22 - Chris says the merge is in progress, isn't allowed to say more. Later, says Fate is involved and will kill anyone who tries to stop the merge.
12/6 - He gives a bit more detail to someone who texted him, saying a Florida wildfire was one of the signs of the merge, and that Trump will leave us soon in favor of his counterpart.
12/10 - Chris mentions headaches and feelings of numbness, attributes them to the merge.
12/17 - Chris made a weird non sequitur tweet on the new dimension's name and says he's the Wall of it.
12/20 - Chris thinks he has lightning powers, will make a video when merge finishes.
12/22 - Chris insists he can see/hear the other dimension, and that he's experiencing bouts of Deja Vu and sensations of lightning, as proof the merge is imminent. Says he's mentioned some of this to his therapist.
12/25 - Chris says merge is in final steps, is working with other deities. Also has met Arceus (a Pokemon). Later, someone posts on Chris's Twitter - doxing the Teen Troon Squad and saying the Merge will actually happen in 20 years. Afterwards, Chris interprets the remarks as everyone else will be hibernating for 20 years while he will be crossing into the new dimension.
12/26 - The Teen Troon Squad has apparently taken the reins back. Chris has disregarded everything from the dox post yesterday, saying that was the work of a gremlin. The Merge is back on track.

The merge was slated to conclude by year's end.

1/1/2019 - Chris says the Merge is still ongoing, claims it is only delayed with red tape.
1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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2 Peter 2, 1 ""But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them – bringing swift destruction on themselves. Many will follow their shameful ways and will bring the way of truth into disrepute. In their greed these teachers will exploit you with stories they have made up. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping"


Fuck this "Keep calm, they won't hurt you"? shit. First whimsical cartoon character I see is getting a face full of buckshot.
 

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Ever since he found/was introduced to Neptunia he has fancied himself to be the goddess of Cwcville.
Intresting how Chris was only introduced to Neptunia a year ago, yet it's essentaily replaced Pokémon as one of the biggest "Inspirations" of the Sonichu lore. The others being Sonic and MLP of course.
 
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