Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[PuckishRogue]

There are zero big titty anime girls in my apartment, I want a fucking refund.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Well, the holocaust still isn't real so I guess the merge was a bust.

 

[Kratos' Beard]

No waifus to suck me my penis since the merge is a lie, now suicide is the only option.

 

[Guardsman42]

I'm surprised there's no Twitter from Chris.

Or is he shitting him self and doing nothing?

 

[CWCissey]

I'm surprised there's no Twitter from Chris.

Or is he shitting him self and doing nothing?

He's probably asleep at the mo

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

New Years has come and my room hasn't been swarmed with beautiful big titty demon bitches who want to ride my various body parts like a rocking horse.

CHRIS, WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?!

 

[Milk Mage]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY 2D BIG TIDDY WAIFU

SCREW YOUR OPTICS
IM GOING IN

WRRRYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Oregano]

He's probably asleep at the mo

I thought Chris had a fucked sleep schedule. Dunno where I remember hearing it, but doesn't he usually go to bed at the crack of dawn or something?

 

[No_one]

The merge was like the Y2k bug. A lot of fuss about nothing.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Whoever it was, it was gay ops. None of this shit will have a good ending and playing into Chris's delusions even "for a good cause" looks more and more like a mistake.

Yeah you would think that someone who stated over and over that his intentions were to help Chris, could've had the biggest part to play in all this shit. And then, instead of telling Chris to knock this delusional bullshit off, you encourage and enable these delusions just so he doesn't call you a trollI, and that's pretty fucked up, but then again, Chris is stupid for talking the bait.

 

[The Fool]

Guys it happened this is just a shared dream, we're in stasis now. We'll be asleep for the next 20 years.

Fret not, Chris and various Rosechus are riding our unconscious faces as we speak.

 

[MeepBeep]

Fret not, Chris and various Rosechus are riding our unconscious faces as we speak.

Please god, if this is a dream just let me die then. I can also feel his notched fucking duck hooking into my mouth like a damn fishing rod. Please end my suffering.

 

[Rupin]

Chris lied to me!! There is no portal to Cwcville!!! Time to become an hero.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Nuts. But I like the idea of CWC rocking back and forth as one time zone passes into 2019 after another. I guess he'll still act like a know-it-all today, somehow.

 

[asperhes]

I'm too hung over to know if the merge happened or not.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

What if "Merging Dimensions" is troon slang for becoming an hero? Gonna stream that shit like Stile or Dwyer?

 

[Got2Hands]

Approximately zero Marvel characters manifested in my house and carried me away on their shoulders for an orgy and I'm going to sue Chris for that.

 

[Eurasian Lynx]

Imagine getting a handjob by the Hulk...

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Well, the Merge shockingly didn't happen. Here's Chris's response:
It's going to be "delayed" and Chris will shut up about it indefinitely.

 

[Vicarious Peer]

None of my D&D characters are here to watch my back. That also means no Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. I am disappointed in this prophecy.