Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[The American Hedgehog]

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Well, the Merge shockingly didn't happen. Here's Chris's response:
It's going to be "delayed" and Chris will shut up about it indefinitely.

He mentioned Arfoire. That pretty much confirms that when Chris said "ARVORE" was manipulating Lukas the other day, it was a typo for Arfoire.

For anyone wondering who Arfoire is - she's a Hyperdimension Neptunia villain that Idea Guy put in Chris's head last year. He told Chris that Jessica Quinn was really Arfoire. But the troll behind Quinn has since given up and outright told Chris Quinn was fake. Did Chris just decide that Arfoire is possessing everyone who turns on him? Who is the "Witch's Courier on Facebook"?

 

[EnglishMuffin]

How the hell did Lukas and the others get into Chris' head in the first place?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

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Well, the Merge shockingly didn't happen. Here's Chris's response:
It's going to be "delayed" and Chris will shut up about it indefinitely.

Wow it's just like everyone already knew.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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Well, the Merge shockingly didn't happen. Here's Chris's response:
It's going to be "delayed" and Chris will shut up about it indefinitely.

"And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush."

Guess the imaginary waifus aren't quite cutting it for him anymore. Imagine being the woman Chris tries to seduce by telling her about his CPU goddess status and how she too can have sex with a bunch of electric hedgehogs.

 

[paperm00n]

Just give him more time. If the dimensional merge doesn't happen how will I ever marry the love of my life, the beautiful princess daisy

 

[Based Tom Nook]

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Well, the Merge shockingly didn't happen. Here's Chris's response:
It's going to be "delayed" and Chris will shut up about it indefinitely.

"I want no backtalk or hateful commentary"

I guess we will have to just wait to here what the new delayed date of the merge is.

 

[Rupin]

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Well, the Merge shockingly didn't happen. Here's Chris's response:
It's going to be "delayed" and Chris will shut up about it indefinitely.

Gee what a surprise...

 

[RustyNail(her)]

How the hell did Lukas and the others get into Chris' head in the first place?

Money and China

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

Happy New Year Chris, sorry about the Merge failure. Midland Funding here to say "Bitch better have my money" and there are a few more lined up behind me to pimp slap your delusional ass.

 

[Based Tom Nook]

Happy New Year Chris, sorry about the Merge failure. Midland Funding here to say "Bitch better have my money" and there are a few more lined up behind me to pimp slap your delusional ass.

This "delayed" merge better happen before the 16th or Second Round Sub is going to fuck Chris up.

 

[fenny]

Now he wants two wifemommies, lol.

 

[DeathHeat]

Chris admitting to there being backtalk and hateful commentary confirms dear Senpai hears us.

 

[SilentMan]

...that screenshot a bit above here? hurts. I mean, I guess happy new years everyone here, but...that is a new level of it all. The "dismiss" part at the end made me cranky as well. You don't exactly mix a militerized authoritarian air with cosmology branded theories, fantasy and ..just happy new years guys, we have a big one coming with Chris.

 

[CWC-curious-man]

who the hell is The Witch's Courier?

 

[The Iconoclast]

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Well, the Merge shockingly didn't happen. Here's Chris's response:
It's going to be "delayed" and Chris will shut up about it indefinitely.

I was wondering what the status of that was. Man, hurry up, Chris, I want to meet my OCs!

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'There is more damn red tape to work through'

Yeah, it's those damn bureaucrats holding up the inevitable merging of two dimensions, one of which is apparently under your total control, Chris. Cut Allison's salary, that bitch ain't doin' her job. Or, just maybe, you and your imaginary husbando ain't so omnipotent after all.

 

[Peepee]

all of the people in this thread doing ironic merge roleplaying are guilty of a slightly higher-level version of "AT LEAST I'M NOT AS BAD AS CHRIS"

Yes, we get it: you're smarter than a delusional manchild who belives Pokemon are real. Good job.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

...that screenshot a bit above here? hurts. I mean, I guess happy new years everyone here, but...that is a new level of it all. The "dismiss" part at the end made me cranky as well. You don't exactly mix a militerized authoritarian air with cosmology branded theories, fantasy and ..just happy new years guys, we have a big one coming with Chris.

Not surprising, really. CWCville in his comics is run as a militarized authoritarian city-state. With him believing that CWCville is coming to this dimension, he's probably preparing for his new role as Dictator for Life.

all of the people in this thread doing ironic merge roleplaying are guilty of a slightly higher-level version of "AT LEAST I'M NOT AS BAD AS CHRIS"

Yes, we get it: you're smarter than a delusional manchild who belives Pokemon are real. Good job.

Wait, so Pokemon GO isn't a window into another dimension?

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Yeah I had some fun plans if the merge would have happened; now I have to crash into slumber from the stress. Thanks Chris.

In all seriousness how long before he still tries to pay his debts with W quarters.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Oh it turns out that Chris shat himself and did nothing when the merge was a bust.

Indefinitely delayed eh? You don't say.

On a serious note: looks like the Love Quest is back on, he has room in his polyamorous cartoon marriage for "one from this dimension." Chris has the subtlety of a rock flying through a car windshield.