Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[Based Tom Nook]

Chris might've believed the merge would really happen by midnight last night and thus he would become rich because of the so-called money he has in CWCville bank. I think this might be the beginning of a downward spiral of more monetary problems in Chris's life and the addition of the Teen Troon Squad and possibly Wise pulling the proverbial puppet strings like a twisted puppetmaster.
If the merge does not happen and Chris suddenly chimps out about the merge not happening we might see some kind of bad ending for the Dimensional merge saga. Or Chris may shit himself and nothing as always.
We'll see what happens as this continues.
To be honest I wish the Teen Troons and Wise would kind of lay off on Chris because it isn't funny and comes off as being weenish behavior.

I think that Chris was planning on the merge to fix some of his financial problems. When he realizes that this plan will fail him he may go back to selling his possessions or generic e-begging to cover his debts. I also think that the way the TTS and Lukas, in particular, has been acting is annoying and toxic.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

The fate of those who follow Chris; eventually even you start halfway finding his bullshit plausible.

Whoops meant to say when the merge does not happen.
Man I miss the days of Chris doing crappy comic adventures of him and Sonichu. This merge crap isn't funny.

 

[Arthur Calwell]

Or is he subtly (at least for Chris) trying to drop the merge stuff, for the moment at least, since it very evidently did not happen today?

Considering he retweeted a bunch of unrelated stuff in quick succession, I think he's trying to change the topic and move on

 

[Time of Space]

What a boring beginning to a probably just as boring end to this Merge business.
Let's hope the 2019 season goes back to the basics, this one was way too experimental.

 

[Marvin]

@Marvin what are your thoughts on this?

I don't really keep track of the details of Chris' fantasies. I couldn't tell you which group of speds introduced which specific garish OC into Chris' headcanon.

I don't think Wise is involved. I haven't noticed any evidence of him trying to contact Chris again. If he is, he isn't in contact with Chris through any route that I'm aware of.

I think it's principally Lukas and the other troons and they're scrambling to point the finger at someone else.

But I could be mistaken.

 

[AnOminous]

To be honest I wish the Teen Troons and Wise would kind of lay off on Chris because it isn't funny and comes off as being weenish behavior.

I don't know or care who's trolling who any more, I just want to see them all get doxed, raped and murdered, and the order doesn't even matter.

 

[bigshot]

If the merge does not happen...

If?! IF?!! C'mon! Get real!

 

[Rikka Takarada]

Chris basically sounds like any "end of the world" cult leader now; every time he's wrong, he can just push it back and back - except somehow he's managed to come up with a world-ending scenario that literally nobody else believes.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I don't know or care who's trolling who any more, I just want to see them all get doxed, raped and murdered, and the order doesn't even matter.

Eh, maybe God will smile upon us on Christian Love Day this year.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris is the first cultist I know of to claim the apocalypse is ever "in progress."

"Normal" cultists just revise dates.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is the first cultist I know of to claim the apocalypse is ever "in progress."

"Normal" cultists just revise dates.

It sounds more skitzo than tulpa. Chris sees all the signs where there are none to be seen, just like wackos.

 

[DeathHeat]

Chris is the first cultist I know of to claim the apocalypse is ever "in progress."

"Normal" cultists just revise dates.

Isn't prophet-spouting to the masses usually the last part of a mentally disturbed person's journey?

Usually then they ... Ya know.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

This is the last fucking thing I need in my life, Chris floating in line at a McDonalds.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He's still trying to get back into TMG to molest more men?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

He's still trying to get back into TMG to molest more people?

Well now he doesn't have to worry about transportation, he can just hover to cons. Notice I said transportation, because in the current state of Chris's body I could not call it reliable in good faith.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Eh, maybe God will smile upon us on Christian Love Day this year.

I don't what he intended the holiday as. What should I get excited for? Lots of pure good Christian faith love or lots and lots of love with the only Christian that matters: CWC?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well now he doesn't have to worry about transportation, he can just hover to cons. Notice I said transportation, because in the current state of Chris's body I could not call it reliable in good faith.

I'm sure Barb's shit mobile is going to be floating straight to the junk pile soon.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Chris has the incredible psychic power of projection

• Mocks trolls for having body pillows of their waifus, while he has actual love dolls that he fucks
• Has body pillows, which he also fucks
• Encourages people to be self-aware, dresses like a fat middle-aged lesbian grandma transwoman

The only remarkable thing about Chris is that he intensely embarrasses any group to whom he tries to belong, whether it's Sonic fans, trannies, or autists. Or fat middle-aged lesbian grandma transwomen.

 

[ContinentalButterchip]

So are we crowdfunding again to keep a mentally retarded man from killing himself while taking a mundane trip to a convention?

 

[Gunslinger]

Chris sounds so salty that the Merge hasn't happened yet. It clearly pisses him off that people are still laughing about his supposed psychic powers and there's jack shit he can do about it because "Damn Dimension 1218's "Reality" Limits and Shit!!!". I wasn't expecting salty and sassy Chris when the Merge didn't happen and it's hilarious.