Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"
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I really want video of what is actually happening when he thinks he's levitating, I really really hope he tries to do it at a convention and someone films it. The facial expressions of unsuspecting onlookers being dragged into viewing such an event would be golden. Hopefully this is what Bronycon will bring us this year.
and prove to everyone he isnt stupid saga when?
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We were promised a lightning video and we still haven’t gotten it. I doubt a levitating one will come anytime soon.
And if anyone at a con asks him to do it, he’ll just make up an excuse like “I did it earlier and don’t have the energy now. I’m too tired” or something.
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I think the best proof of his power on video we will ever get are his various cursye-hame-ha videos. Clearly he thought he was shooting some kind of visible wave out of his hands
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Nah, his excuse for the curse-ye-ha-me-ha not looking like anything was that it was just that - a curse. Nothing happened at the moment but trust him, your life is about to be ruined.
I guess he gave up on that and focused more on trying to blow papers across the room because he knew the curses didn't actually do anything.
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"Reality Limitations" because Reality doesn't allow Mary Sues.
I'm looking forward to just how long the merge can be postponed until he has to come to some sort of conclusion about it not happening.
I'm looking forward to just how long the merge can be postponed until he has to come to some sort of conclusion about it not happening.
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The merge has taken the place of his Love Quest. So basically it'll be one day away forever
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Nah, lovequest is still going strong. He said he has place for at least one lucky person from this dimension in his harem.
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The incest plot thickens
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Every time Chris says "but, I digress," he's imitating some owl character in a cartoon IIRC.
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Blathers from Animal Crossing
You'd have to hear him ramble any time you ever want to put anything in the museum or to check out a fossil to sell for cash, and he'd always say that every time you talked to him, so it was probably drilled into his head pretty hard. Most people just zone out blathers and mash through his text, but maybe chris was autistic enough to actually read all of that. He's called Blathers for a reason.
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Now he's getting pissy?
Oh man, can't wait for the video that shows him using his powers in which he makes faces, shits himself, does nothing and proudly proclaims that this was a demonstration of his abilities.
Oh man, can't wait for the video that shows him using his powers in which he makes faces, shits himself, does nothing and proudly proclaims that this was a demonstration of his abilities.
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Honestly I'm surprised he hasn't tried to go Super Saiyan on camera yet.
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What's he gonna do, sic Fate on anyone who talks shit about the dimensional merge?
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I forgot how much I love that video.
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Some parents have to realize they shouldn't walk in on their kids above a certain age lest they catch them jacking the beanstalk... with Chris, you might walk in on whatever the fuck that was.
(also the other thing)
(also the other thing)
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I know, right? I've always loved the bit where he eats shit off the chair and bellows impotently as he hits the ground.
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