Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[Will you be my fwiend?]

The only remarkable thing about Chris is that he intensely embarrasses any group to whom he tries to belong, whether it's Sonic fans, trannies, or autists. Or fat middle-aged lesbian grandma transwomen.

That is where you're wrong. Despite the surely fatal levels of autistic radiation coming from our Benevolent CPU Goddess, the fucking Bronies still accept Chris with open arms. Granted, the Brony fanbase has changed from neckbeard to tranny, so maybe he's just so well-camouflaged they don't even notice yet another fat middle-aged lesbian in their midst....

 

[Guardsman42]

That is where you're wrong. Despite the surely fatal levels of autistic radiation coming from our Benevolent CPU Goddess, the fucking Bronies still accept Chris with open arms. Granted, the Brony fanbase has changed from neckbeard to tranny, so maybe he's just so well-camouflaged they don't even notice yet another fat middle-aged lesbian in their midst....

I think it's more that Bronies tend to be nicer then other fandoms.

I mean furries outright bash CWC. It's sad when furries can bash you but I've seen it done.

 

[Agent Orange]

This has certainly been one of the more entertaining saga's for me, but now this is just sort of ridiculous. At least angry Chris and his rejecting the troon reality in favor of his own have been mildly amusing developments.

Sort of curious as to if/when this will all fizz out or end, not that I expect Chris himself to really give up on The Merge any time soon.

He has.

Ah, oldie goldie. That's the shit I miss.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

 

[Gunslinger]

Amberlynn doesn't want to open that can of worms.

 

[Zitta]

Maybe the real merge is getting the Chris Chan Amberlynn cross over nobody wanted.

 

[Looney Troons]

Amberlynn doesn't want to open that can of worms.

She will if there’s promise of free food and asspats.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

I for one welcome this crossover. Her content is trash lately, CWC’s autism could really spice up her life!

 

[Gunslinger]

I for one welcome this crossover. Her content is trash lately, CWC’s autism could really spice up her life!

They could do a Target or Walmart haul where they have to avoid security because Chris is banned. The end could be an exciting low speed chase on mobility scooters.

 

[Kratos' Beard]

I ship them.

 

[ON 190]

I ship them.

Just imagine the wet slapping sound they make while having sex...

 

[Deadpool]

Just imagine the wet slapping sound they make while having sex...

Better yet imagine the after sex smell...

 

[Kratos' Beard]

How do you two think the merge is going to happen?

 

[Anustart]

Chris loves Bronycon so much that he’s willing to publicly accept that he’s still going to be on this planet half a year from now just for that alone.

 

[Jack Awful]

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Lol, Chris is gonna get vored.

 

[johnny5150]

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amberlynn should ask does the merge have a weight limit and does it have a rascals?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

He has.

He was never a well man, was he?

I'll give Chris one thing, he's educational in at least how utterly fucking batshit one person can go - in public, willingly. And he's come so far! At least now he has trousers that stay up when he freaks out.

 

[Shiversblood]

I wish Amber Lynn and Chris Chan would talk. Maybe become friends. Maybe if Becky dumps amber she could move into 14 branch land court.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Amberlynn doesn't want to open that can of worms.

Looks like she could stand to avoid opening cans of other things as well.

 

[Purple Stuff]

i would feel so bad for whatever abomination of a child would be produced if these two fucked