Neon_Noodle
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- Jan 5, 2019
He's really gotten lost in his fantasy world now.
The merger;
How Chris views it:
How we view it:
How i vew it:
How i view everything that has happened to Chris in the past 15 or so years till now, how it may end if left unchecked for long enough.
I mean, I guess? It's previously been more like imaginary friends where he wants to see and interact with cartoon characters. Chris' closest relationships have always been parasocial relationships. I think the merge is just a need for those relationships, particularly with cartoon and other fictional characters, to actually manifest in a tangible way. I'm not convinced that Chris is experiencing vivid hallucinations of any sense. I am convinced that he uses cartoon characters and the fictional dimension as a form of escapism. I think the furthest he's gone is convincing himself that a fairly common coping strategy for individuals with anxiety is actually astral projection.Doesn't Chris already have the power to see and interact with cartoon characters for like four years now? What was the whole point of the merger anyway?
He's really desperate for importance and relationships, and believing he has powers and can interact with cartoons fulfills those needs to some extent. The merge would allow Chris to fully realize both of those desires.
No other cow really achieved this much attention compared to Chris who is practically an Internet urban legend and one of the most highly documented human beings in comparison to the average person and even most celebrities.
If the merge was real, wouldn't that make The Warp real?heretics
If the merge was real, wouldn't that make The Warp real?
Doubt it as Chris has never mentioned Warhammer stuff. However the Warp as we know it in Warhammer doesn't exist until 30,000 A.D or so.
Lore sperging aside, it would make this scene a lot funnier if Chris was aware of Warhammer 40k.
Doubt it as Chris has never mentioned Warhammer stuff. However the Warp as we know it in Warhammer doesn't exist until 30,000 A.D or so.
Lore sperging aside, it would make this scene a lot funnier if Chris was aware of Warhammer 40k.
Goddamn do I love that reference.
Anyway, given that Chris keeps babbling about how every fictional character ever exists for realsies in C-197, presumably that includes 40K, even though Chris has never heard of it. So if the merge were really a thing, the Chaos Gods would probably all manifest at once and tear reality a new asshole and there would be Space Marines and Orks and so forth running around trying to kill everything in sight. That is, if the merge were really a thing.
I am entirely okay with this. Chris would just be shot in the first hours as a Heretic at best. At worst, he'd probably be turned into a servitor because he serves no use in the Imperium.
Nohas Chris ever dealt with the fact
I suppose it's a silly question, but has Chris ever dealt with the fact that some fictional universes are inherently contradictory and cannot originate from the same continuity?
Are you telling me the Care Bears, A Clockwork Orange and The Human Centipede can't exist in the same reality?I suppose it's a silly question, but has Chris ever dealt with the fact that some fictional universes are inherently contradictory and cannot originate from the same continuity?