Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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Brian Butterfield

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I've read this tweet 10 times and I have no idea what his point is supposed to be? Significant events are unchanged except when it comes to super heroes/villains/battles? Wouldn't that be a large number of significant events that never happened in this dimension?
It's almost like there's no internal logic because he's just parroting whatever some dumb troon told him, until he (or "Magi-chan") doxed them on Twitter so now the dimensional merge talk is on hold until Chris can find someone else to feed his delusions.
 

Pikautism

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It's almost like there's no internal logic because he's just parroting whatever some dumb troon told him, until he (or "Magi-chan") doxed them on Twitter so now the dimensional merge talk is on hold until Chris can find someone else to feed his delusions.

Good point, my favorite part are all the tweets about 'red tape' as if there's some bureaucrat out there holding up the fictional merger of two dimensions over paperwork...
 

fiu0cm

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I've read this tweet 10 times and I have no idea what his point is supposed to be? Significant events are unchanged except when it comes to super heroes/villains/battles? Wouldn't that be a large number of significant events that never happened in this dimension?
There's some unexplained criteria for significance that determines what gets replaced during the merge. I'd assume the same thing applies to events, so maybe Thanos didn't kill half of the universe, but Chris still won the Sega Sweepstakes.
 
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Pikautism

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There's some unexplained criteria for significance that determines what gets replaced during the merge. I'd assume the same thing applies events, so maybe Thanos didn't kill half of the universe, but Chris still won the Sega Sweepstakes.

This is definitely head canon for me now.
 

Bruno_Bucciarati

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I am personally very intrigued, but at the same time worryingly concerned about this entire concept of a dimensional merge entering Chris's mind. It's kinda depressing seeing that Chris, someone who used to have at least a semblance of reality back then, is now resorting to actually believing in this absurd notion as a means to escape the bleakness of her situation.

I entered this saga thinking that it would be funny, but a slight hint of sadness came over me after I watched the Dimensional Merge announcements. Seeing her with sunken eyes paired with that blank stare, while uttering nonsensical words felt like watching someone you used to know in the past just going down that spiral of insanity. It's just like seeing an elderly person slowly lose their mind as their mental faculties just slips away until nothing is left. Chris always had difficulties distinguishing reality from fiction, but this is kind of another level of insanity.

I want to believe that Chris isn't going insane. Although even if she isn't turning into a schizophrenic, the fact that this person is so unwilling to face reality that they would rather create this alternative truth where they actually believe that they are a god in an effort to not feel the darkness of real life, is exceedingly sad.

Chris is just broken at this point.
 

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Comic books are without a doubt my favorite visual media, but I wouldn't want to be a normal human living in the Marvel universe. Every day would he a waking fucking nightmare. Your entire life decided on the whims of beings who don't know you exist, and can kill you with a stray thought. So yeah saying every would day would be like Halloween is down playing it significantly.
 

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Good point, my favorite part are all the tweets about 'red tape' as if there's some bureaucrat out there holding up the fictional merger of two dimensions over paperwork...

And what kind of crappy god is bound by red tape? I think Chris's standards of what constitutes a god are getting lower and lower. Like any shit-tier comic book character would now qualify if they had any characteristics other than those of an average human.

Of course, to justify himself being a god, he has to bring the standards down to sub-basement level. lol
 

fiu0cm

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And what kind of crappy god is bound by red tape? I think Chris's standards of what constitutes a god are getting lower and lower. Like any shit-tier comic book character would now qualify if they had any characteristics other than those of an average human.
There's some kind of hierarchy for Chris' autistic polytheism. He seems to view "Emanuelle," "Fate" and "the Cosmos" as entities that are higher than himself. He's also described being new to being a goddess, so there is also some kind of seniority. He established that there's some kind of merge government. It's pretty reasonable for there to be "red tape" if the process involves passing "bills" through merge congress.
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He doesn't seem to view superheroes as being same as deities, either.
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Garfieldchu

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Comic books are without a doubt my favorite visual media, but I wouldn't want to be a normal human living in the Marvel universe. Every day would he a waking fucking nightmare. Your entire life decided on the whims of beings who don't know you exist, and can kill you with a stray thought. So yeah saying every would day would be like Halloween is down playing it significantly.
Living in such a world is an existential horror, really. Besides the danger of getting crushed by a sentinel or whatever, it must be maddening to have one's entire history or existence constantly wiped and rewritten thanks to cataclysmic events, time travel, global mind wipes, and retroactive continuity in general.
 

Guardsman42

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Any one remember this movie? I just envision the fucking Department in it some how being the red tape...

Also entire histories and lives rewritten on whim daily? Isn't that sort of how the world goes now?? I mean I don't think most people would notice much of a difference if they got thrown into a comic book reality. So you read about some crazy shit on the news and go back to lurking on kiwifarms and jerking off to porn and laughing at Chris-Chan?

Chris-Chan is on the path to being the Villian from the Hammerlock DLC for Borderlands 2. Where he finally tries to be evil and confront you..and trips down stairs and kills him self.
 
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