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[lynx]

Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

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for the love of god add him on pokemon so he stops asking.

updated to add:

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edit again: one more, goddamn chris. Barbara is NOT FAT

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Added 1/7/2014

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[blackie toy]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

Not until he learns to add an acute accent to the lowercase e. I'm terribly offended by his callous approach to the Pokémon mark!

 

[TheIncredibleLioness]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

I love how Chris consistently seems to alternate between some attempt at getting pity (or, as with yesterday, some attempt at getting into his church's good graces), and this repeated cry for Pokémon friend codes. The issue's been discussed at length in the other threads, but I like how this is the follow-up to yesterday's good review of his church. Like the gal-pals or whoever's watching his FB would be so impressed by his review that they would automatically add him as a friend on the 3DS.

 

[Venusaur]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

So he went out, bought both Pokemon games so that he could get both legendaries... In one game he has his Chris avatar, and in the other game he made a girl and named her something that sounds like a wierd amalgamation of Barbara and Anna. And is now continuing to beg for friends?

I really don't understand why he doesn't just get friends by randomly trading with people. Most users are happy to register somebody as a friend after a few good trades.

He must know that anyone that adds him now is just a ween or somebody from the CWCiki. I mean...Surely, he must.

Also... If a ween fowarded this screen shot to Nintendo (Or whoever admins the miiverse), would Chris be risking a ban? Not that I want him to be banned, but I thought Nintendo forbadde exchanging friend codes over Miiverse.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

Has anyone on here actually tried to add him on Pokemon? I don't have Pokemon X or Y so I can't try this for myself.

 

[bradsternum]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

Bararanna? Barbara+Anna? Really creepy.

Edit: That's a well-adjusted, healthy adult, right there.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

This makes me want to go out, buy whatever game console this is supposed to run on, get that exact game or collection of games, and set up an account, simply for the purpose of deliberately NOT adding him.

 

[Some JERK]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

Pokeman.
Fuck you.
Pokeman.
Fuck you.
I'm sad.
Pokeman.
Fuck you.
Legos.

 

[CatParty]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

Fuck you, Chris

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

So he went out, bought both Pokemon games so that he could get both legendaries... In one game he has his Chris avatar, and in the other game he made a girl and named her something that sounds like a wierd amalgamation of Barbara and Anna.

Actually, I think it's a combination of two of Barb's names (Barbara Anne Weston).

Bar-bar-bar, Bar-bar-baJULAAAAY!

 

[lynx]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

he posted another couple messages, check the OP

 

[Mourning Dove]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

Maybe Chris just doesn't like how we blank out his friend codes in screenshots whenever he tries to dox himself...it stops potential gal-pals/fuckbuddies from contacting him!

 

[CatParty]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

he posted another couple messages, check the OP

That's more like it.

 

[Spaghetti_Eater]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS, no damn trol

So much for fully forgiving Megan, huh Chris? Also he named his female character after his mum. That kinda.. disturbs me a wee bit.

 

[The Dude]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

Only Chris could start out fapping over poogeymuns and end with tard rage over his enemies.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Re: Facebook 1/4: More pokemon, also damn Mimms and Megan

I'm a bit concerned about how his Facebook message dissolved into stream-of-consciousness drivel at the end.

"I'm losing weight! It's not my fault! TROLLS! MEGAN!"

 

[Mourning Dove]

Re: Facebook 1/4: Seriously you guys, POKEMANS

he posted another couple messages, check the OP

I wonder how Chris got down to 202 lbs? No q-sands? Healthy McWraps? The hoard consuming him? BAAWtism acting like AIDs and slowly eating up his body?

 

[lynx]

Re: Facebook 1/4: More pokemon, also damn Mimms and Megan

another post. barbara is in GOOD HEALTH, no DAMN SCABIES or HOLEY BUTTOCKS SAY OTHERWISE.

 

[Spaghetti_Eater]

Re: Facebook 1/4: More pokemon, also damn Mimms and Megan

I still think he should have given the name "Barbara" to a snorlax. A snorlax that is IN GOOD HEALTH and NOT FAT!!!!

 

[CatParty]

Re: Facebook 1/4: More pokemon, also damn Mimms and Megan

"Maybe if I put an exact weight, they won't know I'm lying"