Disney's Cruella - because we need sympathize with the animal abuser

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Found the scene. It’s at 14:34.

Sound has been pitched high, but you’ll at least see it.

You know the suit getting popped was standard fare for that sort of plan, but I am not gonna lie them going over the top and having her get used as a Surfboard was kinda funny.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

"But it had feminism! Why do audiences not like the vain, aspiring animal killer?"

That's the thing that won't happen in public, sadly.
Disney will call it a great success and never give any reliable numbers on how many people actually watched it.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

I'll be honest. I didn't even know this movie came out until I noticed this thread became more active.

 

[murdered meat bag]

they couldnt find a brit to play thr brit?

 

[Ahriman]

And the (trained) Dalmatians didn't just maul her adoptive mother to death because?

I know, I know, Disney movie. Who am I kidding? The milk's run dry for so long that the udders are running out of dust.

Holy balls, you were not wrong.

This is beyond retarded.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Pina Colada]

Holy balls, you were not wrong.

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This is beyond retarded.

Right? This feels like something written for Robot Chicken!

 

[Pickle Dick]

>can't answer why it needed an origin story
>good movie because "visually dazzling" and women

Audience score looks bought for, Tomatometer is higher than Joker's.

 

[Truthboi]

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>can't answer why it needed an origin story
>good movie because "visually dazzling" and women


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Audience score looks bought for, Tomatometer is higher than Joker's.

Actually given it says "Verified ratings", I bet they handpicked the most glowing of reviews.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Ha ha what the fuck
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More dumb stuff from the film.
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WAKE ME UP
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My local theater had a early free showing of Cruella that I went to see. All of this happens in the movie, exactly as it's said.

 

[murdered meat bag]

do the bad guys havd cockney accents?

theres a girlboss fight where she beats up all the guys.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Posted in Random Tumblr thread, but also belongs here. This trainwreck sounds like it's made for Movie Night.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Did her ass just explode or did she just have spontaneous cellulite expansion. Either way what the hell is this?

As others have pointed out she's in an inflatable suit in order to try to seduce Roger but the chicken (yes, this time the dogs had a chicken friend) pops it with it's beak.

You know the suit getting popped was standard fare for that sort of plan, but I am not gonna lie them going over the top and having her get used as a Surfboard was kinda funny.

It is funny and that used to be the entire point of Cruella was laughing at some mean bitch get her shit wrecked, but I guess that's sexist now.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Oh god, it's Cats for 2021



Everybody is having fun dragging the shit out of this movie.

 

[Activelo]

 

[Ruin]

This is the greatest plot twist since it was revealed Bruce Willis was gay all along in the Sixth sense.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The memes have been on point.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

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"It didn't answer anything and wasn't good, but it was pretty and the lead actress did a good job playing the character that we can't make sense of"

I fucking hate modern cinema holy shit

 

[neverendingmidi]

Wow, turns out I was partially right based on what the leaks have shown . Why did my dumb guess come true?
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I started reading this thread today, and when I saw your comment on the veryfirst page I started laughing like a drunk hyena.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Yeah okay.