RECORD FAMINES IN EAST GERMANY, POLAND, AND RUSSIA CAUSE CONCERN WITHIN SOVIET TERRITORY
By Hans V. Klampth, ret. Hauptfeldwebel, Bundeswehr
It seems as at the other side of the Wall, things might not be as cheery as the East German "Democratic Republic" and their Red masters in Moscow would like to paint it as. Far from a worker's revolution, it seems that their neglect of the farmer and forcing him into communal farms has had the exact opposite effect as planned - causing a massive downturn in the harvest.
The SED seeks to correct this, but recent military exercises from our Bundeswehr have only escalated military tensions. However, the Soviet air force and Volksarmee are on high alert. Exercise REFORGER will proceed as normal, a show of NATO's unwavering dedication to our people and our democratic government.
VICTORY OVER THE CAPITALIST REGIME VIA AIR POWER
It is inevitable that in the class struggle, our arms must play a part. And what is more representative of our power than our air forces? East Germans, the time has come. We must defeat the capitalist dogs, with our working-class will and spirit!
Citizens, enlist in the new Fallschrimjagerbataillons!
MEMO RE: REFORGER
From: General Otto Deslandes, Bundeswehr (Heer)
To: Lt. General Thomson, USAF
Initiate REFORGER. Now, for the love of gott. Things are dire.
RECOVERED PAPERS FROM RUINS OF THE REICHSTAG
They're filling the skies, paratroopers on white wings. It must be Fallschrimjagers that were blown off course. A perfectly reasonable explanation.
Wait, are those Kalashnikovs? What in- SCHIESSE!
Magda? Magda! MAGDA. Oh, lord. They just up and shot her. Christ, I think they speak German too.
I don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die.
[Intermixed blood and ink follows]
By Hans V. Klampth, ret. Hauptfeldwebel, Bundeswehr
It seems as at the other side of the Wall, things might not be as cheery as the East German "Democratic Republic" and their Red masters in Moscow would like to paint it as. Far from a worker's revolution, it seems that their neglect of the farmer and forcing him into communal farms has had the exact opposite effect as planned - causing a massive downturn in the harvest.
The SED seeks to correct this, but recent military exercises from our Bundeswehr have only escalated military tensions. However, the Soviet air force and Volksarmee are on high alert. Exercise REFORGER will proceed as normal, a show of NATO's unwavering dedication to our people and our democratic government.
VICTORY OVER THE CAPITALIST REGIME VIA AIR POWER
It is inevitable that in the class struggle, our arms must play a part. And what is more representative of our power than our air forces? East Germans, the time has come. We must defeat the capitalist dogs, with our working-class will and spirit!
Citizens, enlist in the new Fallschrimjagerbataillons!
MEMO RE: REFORGER
From: General Otto Deslandes, Bundeswehr (Heer)
To: Lt. General Thomson, USAF
Initiate REFORGER. Now, for the love of gott. Things are dire.
RECOVERED PAPERS FROM RUINS OF THE REICHSTAG
They're filling the skies, paratroopers on white wings. It must be Fallschrimjagers that were blown off course. A perfectly reasonable explanation.
Wait, are those Kalashnikovs? What in- SCHIESSE!
Magda? Magda! MAGDA. Oh, lord. They just up and shot her. Christ, I think they speak German too.
I don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die.
[Intermixed blood and ink follows]
