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Clown Doll

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Who is Jace going to blame next when Eli gets stranded into South America, now that he doesn't have Tyce as a scapegoat anymore?.
Hopefully this just means that one of their friends(Colby?) went into South America on a vacation and they're just advertising it as a "SRS mission, guise!".

If they sent anyone in, I hope it's Colby. Eli's too much fun on a video to be sent into yet another craphole without decent internet access.
 

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You'd think Jace would have learned something about his "missions" and their successrate after tupacalypse...

I really hope Jace doesn't send someone off to god knows where again. Seeing that he tweeted past-tense doesn't really give me much hope..
 

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He wasbut who says he can't be blamed?
Thats not what I meant. I'm surprised it took him as long as it did to raise his concerns, but I guess free(ish) weed and McNuggets for babysitting some mice can be a pretty tempting offer to a former juggalo.

What I trying to state was, it probably isn't Colby unless he got back in with the Nation for whatever the hell reason. Jace himself would (or could) never go, Tyce is out, and Eli just got back and probably is still dealing with the fallout from his first out of country op, not to mention it sounds like he and Jace might not be on the best of terms (with Jace cramming him into the attic and he having suspicions that Jace might secretly be gay).

So if this is legit and not Jace just putting up a front, who is it?
 

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..........why do i think this will end up with Eli imprisoned in the Falklands military base and Jace becoming president of argentina?
It's going to end with Kurtz looking up at Eli, giving him a series of papers whispering "The horror! The horror!" Before dying.

Eli then smokes the documents on his way home up the Congo.
 
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It's going to end with Kurtz looking up at Eli, giving him a series of papers before whispering "The horror! The horror!" Before dying.

Eli then smokes the documents on his way home up the Congo.

And then Jace is going to rise out of a murky swamp with the semper fidelis knife in his mouth and go assassinate Tyce with it, right?
 

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He's probably talking about Mexico probably due to the drug cartels there and Jace is too much of an idiot to know which continent Mexico is on. So if it is Eli getting sent off again he's going off to yet another war zone (depending on where in Mexico he sent him) because of the drug war that's going on.
 

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Oh, for the love of God. That was fast. Hasn't Jace ever heard that anti-government militias are usually sustained by illegal drug operations, not go out of their way to shut them down. And how long was it between when Jace got the "ISIS is interferin' with muh chronic!!" idea and when he sent someone to South America about it?

My guess: Colby was going to go on vacation to "South America" (tourist resort in Mexico or some shit), Jace found out and said "Get me intel on ISIS and I'll let you back into Deagle Nation," Colby said "Uhhh, sure" and now we have Operation Stop ISIS From Bogarting the Weed.
 

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..........why do i think this will end up with Eli imprisoned in the Falklands military base and Jace becoming president of argentina?



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It bugs me that he says "personnel", that makes it sound like multiple people, though Jace may very well not be aware of the subtle differences of words or intentionally spreading "false-flag intel". Especially since it's already weird that he can send even one person down there given the current manpower situation of DN, and that there's no upcoming next-gen console he could use to lure people into working for him.
 
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