Do Dogs Actually Fart? - A hypothesis

[NQ 952]

Since dogs are always surprised when they fart, and sometimes even scared of their own farts, I must posit a question: do dogs actually fart OR are their butts actually wormholes to other extra-dimensional beings farts?

 

[LoLDongS]

Side question: If a wormhole fart were to connect to a source of water, and water then transposed to the event horizon where upon gravity took effect and caused it to flow down the dog's ass and legs, would we have finally created a waterfall?

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Ask Alison Rapp

 

[Brian May]

Yes, they do. I've smelled a fair share of dog farts in my day.

 

[NQ 952]

More proof of the dog-fart-wormhole connection.

 

[DrainRedRain]

my grandpa dog farted on me
smelled very bad so Im pretty sure it was a fart

 

[XYZpdq]

if the entrance to the fart wormhole is in their butt does it really count as not being from them

 

[Broseph Stalin]

They fart. My best friend's husky ripped ass and pretty much cleared out the whole living room this one time.

 

[MrTroll]

I solved my dog's farting problem by not feeding him, it worked pretty damn well. Then he died of an unrelated cause. RIP.

 

[VJ 120]

my chihuahua farts and it sounds like when you're chewing gum and you blow a bubble and it pops.

 

[timecop]

i'm not sure. my dog came in my room and emitted a strange noise accompanied with a horrid stench. i assumed the demons were back to drag me away so i waved my dick around until the morning

 

[Clintonberg]

Interestingly enough, I've been penning this theory that all of our assholes, dogs included, are somehow linked to India.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

My dog is completely calm when she farts. Either dogs fart, or my dog is a cleverly disguised Lizard Person.
Come to think of it, I did think that all the campaigning she's been doing for Trump lately seemed rather odd...

 

[polonium]

My housemate's dog farted and then pissed on the lounge room rug.

Two days later I had to fish his dumb ass outof the garden pond

Coincidence? You decide.

 

[fcgh vgcf]

a dog once farted an i swear the smell is fucking
death
death
CRYSTAL MOUNTAIN

 

[Bugaboo]

Guinea pigs fart too, it's weird

 

[NQ 952]

Guinea pigs fart too, it's weird

do you think guinea pigs have a trans dimensional portal in their anuses

 

[Bugaboo]

do you think guinea pigs have a trans dimensional portal in their anuses

Probably

 

[FramerGirl420]

Dogs are farts

 

[Trombonista]

I think dogs are only surprised by their farts if their farts wake them up from a nap.