Do lesbians like penis? -

[LegoTugboat]

Given the recent Chris thread, and the rapid amount of attention it received, it would seem that many women are interested in a lesbian sleepover with Chris, despite the fact that he has a penis.

So, how much penis is too much for a lesbian to not be a lesbian?

 

[ActualKiwi]

Any wanting dick would pretty much change them from lesbian to Bi wouldn't it?

 

[Bogs]

A lesbian may admire a penis from afar, in the same way a person of any gender or sexual orientation can admire a Song or Artist from afar. Someone could love the song "Dance With Somebody" by Whitney Houston, and not be considered female or homosexual. For example: Someone could comment on a certain penis, like "That is a very large penis. It is a near seven incher, and is no longer crooked." and the lesbian could agree. The lesbian could be ask whether or not this certain penis would be good in bed, and the lesbian could say yes. This does not make her sexual orientation invalid. Remember that many sex toys are phallic in nature. The lesbian may also draw from experience from before she was a lesbian, and whilst leaving out the emotional dissatisfaction, may have a valid opinion on the aesthetics of a penis. I will end by saying Lesbians by nature do not admire penis, but may.

 

[Flamesoul the Diabolical]

What about strap-ons? Unless they're only used for anal?

Edit: I just realized how fucking dumb that question was. My apologies!

 

[AnimuGinger]

Asking the real questions.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Given the recent Chris thread, and the rapid amount of attention it received, it would seem that many women are interested in a lesbian sleepover with Chris, despite the fact that he has a penis.

How in the hell did you come up with that conclusion? Taking the piss out of Chris doesn't mean people want to shag him, ffs.

 

[drtoboggan]

Lesbians love my magnum dong.

 

[Locksnap]

@IJustWantToSeeAttachments

 

[XH 502]

A strap-on is an option. Sometimes you want it, sometimes you don't, but you can choose your dildo and no one asks you to shove the damn thing down your throat. Even then, you're not fucking/getting fucked by a man. The underlying dynamic is completely different.

Chris' penis is not an option. It's always there - filthy and hungry - desperate to plow some china.

 

[Cave]

They might like penis as a friend, but nothing more.

 

[Hyperion]

Regular penis no but a bent penis is like lesbian catnip.

Source: Fox News Chris.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Yeah, their just fakin it.

 

[exball]

Chris is the only lesbian who secretly likes penis.

 

[Strelok]

Much like how Chris has a "vagina of the soul" lesbians have a penis of the soul, which is what makes them want to bang other women.

 

[Argonian Scum]

Much like how Chris has a "vagina of the soul" lesbians have a penis of the soul, which is what makes them want to bang other women.

Does that mean bisexuals are soul hermaphrodites?