do you believe Nigeria is a good country -

[Nigeria503]

My name is Mohammad and i am from nigeria and i am from abjuja which is in fact the capital town of our great country.

Recently we boght internet and i am now discovering all websites . kiwi Farms seems to be a very funny website which tells yu the truth
I loughed very ouften


however: Do you think my home land is a good country
what is your country as well
is it USA
?

 

[Dial M for Misgender]

Yes! My friend @Okkervils is obsessed with Nigeria!

 

[Lemmingwise]

Nigeria is a terrible country. None of your princes have yet come through with their promises and I'm sitting on all these tons of gold that they haven't picked up. I think I might have to start selling it myself.

Why not move to the superior Niger, where you can watch them drink mïlk?

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I had a co-worker who came from Nigeria. He was a good worker and seemed like a very devout Christian. No issues with him.

If the amount of scams that come from Nigeria are anything to go by, the country produces, if not honest, but at least crafty people. Unfortunately your government also seems to be crafty and dishonest, which is why corruption is absolutely rife in Africa.

 

[Faster Than Chris Robin]

I've never been to Nigeria, OP. Can you make a case for why it's a good country?

 

[Dildo]

Not the worst place in the world.

I've heard rather concerning things about the way women and children are treated there, but nowhere near as bad as some of the other African and Middle Eastern states.

 

[Plasmapheresis]

Posting this again for posterity

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

Why are you gay?


Oh, wrong nigger, sorry.

 

[Maskull]

FREE BIAFRA

 

[Revo]

Do people from Nigeria celebrate Black month?

 

[Okkervils]

Yes! My friend @Okkervils is obsessed with Nigeria!

Well, Joe, I'm gonna start this off with a reminder to mind your own fucking business and not bring me into this bullshit like you insist on doing every single day of my goddamn life but yes, Nigeria is the ultimate country and every nation should strive to be like them.

They perform various acts of torture on criminals or people they just aren't fond of, I would love to do the same to the pathetic asshole who tagged me in this piece of shit thread without facing any sort of legal consequences. If I lived in Nigeria I could hang people (@Dial M for Misgender) from a piece of wood over an open flame until they (he) begged for death, but I would personally deny them (him) that comfort.

Torture ‘rampant’ among Nigeria’s security forces

BBC Africa Eye uncovers evidence that torture is being used by the Nigerian police and armed forces.

www.bbc.com

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I heard it was good when compared the rest of sub sharan Africa, especially the south-western parts of the country.

 

[Niggernerd]

Helo fellow nigerian i am from maguku village.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

>one post by this ID

Someone had to say it

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Y'all kill off Boko Haram or what?

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

I once got an email from Nigeria inviting me to become a high ranking member of the Illuminati, that's pretty dope.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Remember the series Rome? The one thing they strived and succeeded at doing best was to recreate the feel of that ancient city. In the behind the scenes the showmakers note how insane the inequality back then was, stating that Rome was like a mixture of Manhattan and Bangladesh, only a few miles apart. Something so bizarre, you would never see in the modern world.

The showmakers had clearly never heard of Lagos.

Spoiler

 

[Spunt]

In my experience West Africans in general and Nigerians in particular get a bad rap, because the ones that leave and go abroad, or who contact foreigners over the internet, often behave appallingly (I'm British so I know all about this). So Nigeria has a reputation for being full of criminals and scammers, and to have terrible problems with corruption and violent religious extremists. But their hospitality is legendary, and they've got their shit together as a country way more than any of their neighbours.

My advice though would be not to get too chummy with the Chinese. They're not investing in Africa for YOUR benefit.

 

[Diabeetus]

Don't look up "dinosaur with 500 teeth" on Google. Bad things will happen to you.

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

Welcome! Hi! Where can I send my banking information to? I always like to help out.