Do You Do The Dew? - And If you Do Dew, Which Dew Do You Do

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"I feed off the fear of folks like you who hate what this world is coming to
And I put death in a bottle… and called it Mountain Dew."
-Dick Valentine of Electric Six, "I'm the Devil"​

Self-explanatory title. Confess your sins below.

 

[The Pink Panther]

No, I don't do the dew because dew tastes like doo-doo.

 

[PL 001]

I don't drink much soda these days, but Code Red was always my standard when I felt like drinking a Dew.

 

[Eryngium]

Only a cold glass of the OGs Gushing granny and Hitler did nothing wrong for me OP

 

[Damn Near]

I dew not

 

[Milk Mage]

I'm looking into paying someone to fuck with my pipes so that whenever I open a faucet, Mountain Dew comes out. Anyone a plumber here?

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

Mountain dew used to be my main soda when I was a soda junkie, I've since gotten into drinking exclusively water so now I don't. It's okay, but since changing my tastes I can't stand it very much anymore.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I miss the pink one

 

[liliput]

I don't know what it is, but Baja Blast is simply exquisite when imbibed alongside Taco Bell's food (which is questionable in terms of its exquisiteness)

 

[The Last Stand]

Double XP for dayz!!! And diabetes.

 

[YayLasagna]

I dew your mom.

 

[Reynard]

The only time I get any sort of dew is at Taco Bell. For the most part I’ve been trying to cut back on my pop intake, so it’s not an indulgence I do much anymore.

 

[Takodachi]

no, because dew is for kids.
i drink chocolate mílk like a real man.

 

[Admiral Mantoid]

Dew tastes like corn syrup and battery acid, although I do wonder what the original tasted like since it was said to be more sweet and citrus based.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

It's called Kickstart, not Jumpstart, and I like the Mango Pineapple and the Midnight Grape with vodka in it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Even when I drank soda, I hated Mountain Dew with a burning passion despite being the prime audience for it. And despite being a major Taco Bell head, Baja Blast makes me sicker than the food ever will.

Now that I think about it, I probably just don't like excessively sweet things.

 

[Anonymous For This]

It's called Kickstart, not Jumpstart, and I like the Mango Pineapple and the Midnight Grape with vodka in it.

The black label Dew is dangerous with vodka.

I don't drink sodas very much anymore, but if I see a Baja Blast at a gas station, I always pick it up.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

It's called Kickstart, not Jumpstart, and I like the Mango Pineapple and the Midnight Grape with vodka in it.

Just remember to stay away from Raspberry Citrus with all of your might
That shit foul

 

[Piss Clam]

I'd take a 2 liter regular dew bottle, drink it down, then spit my tobacco in it while playing bards tale etc.

Put it in the back of the desk until it molded up.

Time flies when you have to use grid paper.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Original US Mountain Dew is my favourite soft drink. Yeah I know it's monumentally bad for you, but IDGAF.

They sell something called Mountain Dew over here in Britfagistan, but it's a pale imitation of the real thing, so whenever I'm stateside I always try and grab as much as I can carry.

I will say I've tried quite a few of the other flavours, and the original is still my favourite. Code Red, Voltage and White Out were okay, but the Livewire one tasted like fucking Calpol.