Do you ever dream about the Farms? - A tale of one man's struggle in the face of overwhelming autism.

[Corrugated Daffodils]

So. Pretty much every night I have fairly vivid dreams last night I just so happened to have one about the Farms. I'll try to write it down in a way that makes even the slightest amount of sense but I can't promise it'll help much.

Spoiler: Autism Dream

We start on Null. He’s being shoved into the back of a police car! But why? It’s the English cops he’s being arrested for Cyber Bullying charges. For some reason this causes the Farms to chimp out harder and faster than anything before. Sadly though The English government has also closed down all the pizza places in the London area.

What are we to do? Next the mod team is arrested. Dynastia is next but the cops have no idea where Abbotown is and end up giving up after driving around the Australian desert for a few hours. He’s safe. And the newest face of Terror for the UK. On the farms he hatches a plan to free our captured autists. The farm has it’s own population of British Kiwis’s. Dyn doxes all of us. And gets Sleep/Cricket to Kidnap us.

His plan is to do a prisoner release program. For each person the goverment lets out of cyberbully jail then each horrible english kiwi he releases.

From then on in the details are murky but I’m pretty sure the plan was going off without a hitch before someone got bored and they just stopped putting us out of Crickets steel cage. Then I woke up.

Now I’m no expert on dreams. But I’m pretty sure this means two things. I’ve somehow predicted the future and I’m a turbo autist.

 

[AnOminous]

That's pretty autistic. I've never had a Kiwi Farms dream, though you think I would have.

A few years ago, I had a dream where I was talking with some friend (who doesn't exist in the waking world) at a football stadium, for some reason, and he mentioned something about Chris-Chan being arrested for something. That was before KF though, and is the only lolcow-related thing that has ever happened in a dream I've had.

 

[RG 448]

Didn’t read the OP but I did have one very odd dream about the Farms that I’ll share:

Spoiler

We start on Null. He’s being shoved into the back of a police car! But why? It’s the English cops he’s being arrested for Cyber Bullying charges. For some reason this causes the Farms to chimp out harder and faster than anything before. Sadly though The English government has also closed down all the pizza places in the London area.

What are we to do? Next the mod team is arrested. Dynastia is next but the cops have no idea where Abbotown is and end up giving up after driving around the Australian desert for a few hours. He’s safe. And the newest face of Terror for the UK. On the farms he hatches a plan to free our captured autists. The farm has it’s own population of British Kiwis’s. Dyn doxes all of us. And gets Sleep/Cricket to Kidnap us.

His plan is to do a prisoner release program. For each person the goverment lets out of cyberbully jail then each horrible english kiwi he releases.

From then on in the details are murky but I’m pretty sure the plan was going off without a hitch before someone got bored and they just stopped putting us out of Crickets steel cage. Then I woke up.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

"Do you ever dream about the Farms?"

Yes and my mom has to clean up my Star Wars bedsheets the next morning.

 

[LofaSofa]

I have had several dreams about the farms, I've found out if you ween in your dreams, you ween for REAL.

 

[Paralethal]

Yes. I don't like to talk about it...

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

I dreamed i killed null and became the rightful ruler of the farms


true dream man

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I've had a couple farm specific dreams (as well as lolcow dreams) and they're all been as autistic as you would expect.

-The farms was a physical location, centered around a lake apparently, and we all got into a massive argument that resulted in us splitting into distinct factions. Each faction had their own little boat that we hung out on and the feud consisted of us sailing around being mad at eachother. Also the mods had their own yacht and we were all butthurt about that. I was on a tiny sailboat with maybe three other people that I knew to be certain members at the time, but I don't remember who.
-Once again the farms were a physical location, this time is some kind of building. @Null wanted us to work in groups on projects to improve certain parts of the forum. Myself and someone that I think was supposed to be @Randall Fragg were tasked with improving the gaming forum. We spend the whole time looking up bad hentai and making fun of it, but occasionally some weird camgirl would walk up the the glass door of the building and take nude selfies, so that was pretty strange. We suddently realized that Null was going to come check on our progress, so we had to quickly come up with something that looked productive. We ended up buying a anime dickgirl lolita sex robot because it seemed like a good idea at the time. Null walked in and the dickgirl robot served him a platter of baby carrots. We were no longer allowed to participate in forum improvement.
-First time I participated in movie night I was there for almost the entire night until my tablet died, at which point I went to bed and proceeded to dream about the movie night chat feed.

 

[dunbrine47]

This is going to be weird as fuck. I just had a dream related to Kiwi Farms.
OK, so on the dream the servers to the website are so slow that Null is forced to get outside corporate sponsorship in order to keep the site afloat. One of the companies that sponsors KF is, Etihad (Yes the fucking airline).

Anyway the sponsorship deal has some issues and I'm about to crack some jokes about it on the website. Next thing I know is that KF has an office in Kuala Lumpur (I'm not making this up if I tried). I go there to visit because of "free jokes" being given out. Somehow I'm more of a sperg then usual and have trouble figuring what parts of the building belong to KF. I take the elevator to surrounding floors to look around and some how the elevator malfunctions and goes up to a 90 something floor, the door opens and an alarm saying "restricted floor" is heard. It looks like the floor I am on has a medical facility. I manage to close the doors and try to get back to the floor I was on before.

I end up on another floor where a security guard gets in the elevator and I have an m4 in my face. Next thing I know I have my hands in the air while the guard questions me (and yes I tell him I'm here for KF), pats me down and tries to get fix the elevator. He gets the elevator fixed and asks if I have tried the Lobster Satay, which I respond I will before I leave the country. The dream ends with a bunch of people lined up in front of the KF office (to meet and have free jokes) and I meet a girl who I used to work with but I have not seen in years.
I still can't believe this dream was a thing.

Original post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/weird-dreams-thread.14234/page-3#post-1998152

 

[Bogs]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cucking-bob.14073/

 

[Florence]

Not unless the Farms is a redhead.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I have anxiety dreams sometimes when I’m too busy to shitpost here because I know people miss being angry with me and I can’t let them down.
For America.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I had a dream I went on a cross-country crime spree, got caught, and @AnOminous was my lawyer. However, since I have no idea what he looks like, he appeared as John Goodman, so apparently, my dreams have special guest stars now.

 

[AnOminous]

I had a dream I went on a cross-country crime spree, got caught, and @AnOminous was my lawyer. However, since I have no idea what he looks like, he appeared as John Goodman, so apparently, my dreams have special guest stars now.

So how bad was your death sentence? Did they sentence you to additional torture first?

 

[DrJonesHat]

So how bad was your death sentence? Did they sentence you to additional torture first?

I woke up before the conclusion and was like "I spend way too much time on there" and rolled over and went back to sleep.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I've had a couple farm specific dreams (as well as lolcow dreams) and they're all been as autistic as you would expect.

-The farms was a physical location, centered around a lake apparently, and we all got into a massive argument that resulted in us splitting into distinct factions. Each faction had their own little boat that we hung out on and the feud consisted of us sailing around being mad at eachother. Also the mods had their own yacht and we were all butthurt about that. I was on a tiny sailboat with maybe three other people that I knew to be certain members at the time, but I don't remember who.
-Once again the farms were a physical location, this time is some kind of building. @Null wanted us to work in groups on projects to improve certain parts of the forum. Myself and someone that I think was supposed to be @Randall Fragg were tasked with improving the gaming forum. We spend the whole time looking up bad hentai and making fun of it, but occasionally some weird camgirl would walk up the the glass door of the building and take nude selfies, so that was pretty strange. We suddently realized that Null was going to come check on our progress, so we had to quickly come up with something that looked productive. We ended up buying a anime dickgirl lolita sex robot because it seemed like a good idea at the time. Null walked in and the dickgirl robot served him a platter of baby carrots. We were no longer allowed to participate in forum improvement.
-First time I participated in movie night I was there for almost the entire night until my tablet died, at which point I went to bed and proceeded to dream about the movie night chat feed.

I'm kind of curious as to what your subconscious image of me was.
The image of a bunch of autistic manbabies floating around in a bunch of boats and yelling at each other is great though.

 

[Hui]

I stopped dreaming a long time ago.

 

[Diagonally slanted shelf]

not that I remember (hopefully)

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Only thing close that I've dreamed is that I ran into DSP randomly somewhere and I just followed him around and just borderline a-logged him the entire dream saying how much I hated him. the entire time he just looked sad and didn't seem to change his emotional state. Maybe the dream was trying to teach me a lesson...

 

[Piss Clam]