The one that bumps old, shitty threads
Actually it's because Idea Faggots thought it'd be hilarious to make Chris marry the "gay" SonichuAnd when Chris couldn't find a sweetheart in real life and finally gave up, he decides he's going to date Magi-chan because why wouldn't he date the character that's closest to a god?
Asperchu. For being what a sonicu/Chris hybrid would actually be like.
And for how much Chris hates him.
I like how @Alec Benson Leary depicted Bionic as a robot because the name sounds like a robot name.Bionic