Do you shake hands when you meet people? -

[SoGoose]

Just wondering. I mostly go for a shake.

 

[Cato]

I do, but I hate handshakes and wish we (as in, North American and European cultures) adopted Japanese style bows or something. More hygienic and no need to have to play the "not too firm, not too loose" game.

 

[Shiversblood]

Some people are starting to think handshakes are a little too sexual, or flirty, to handshake someone, because of the skin on skin contact.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Pretty much all of me shakes when I meet new people.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

If they go for it first, yes. Apparently my handshakes are very firm despite my child-sized hands.

 

[RG 448]

Yes because I’m not a beta cuck.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

I shake their hand so hard it rips their arm off and I have to apologize as I attempt to reattach it. Works pretty well tbh.

 

[RG 448]

Some people are starting to think handshakes are a little too sexual, or flirty, to handshake someone, because of the skin on skin contact.

*shakes your hand*

 

[Shiversblood]

instead of shaking hands, some men shake penis's

 

[Desire Lines]

I do, but my hand always spergs out for some reason and misses Shit gets awkward quickly

 

[RG 448]

instead of shaking hands, some men shake penis's

No judgement here bro.

 

[Draza]

A hand shake and a tri prsta.

 

[Rand /pol/]

No, I give them a firm slap on the back.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

No, I give them a firm slap on the ass.

FTFY

 

[Prince Jello]

I just don't meet people.

... More seriously, the only time I shake hands with people is at job interviews, and I feel gross afterwards.

 

[oasys]

Interviewing, networking: handshake.

Someone who's close to someone you're close to: hug.

Someone you're introduced to at a party who's a couple meters away and has cold beer hands: raise a hand or head nod.

 

[Shiversblood]

business associate: handshake

family member: a wave

a new person never met before: a head nod

Someone who is homosexual: grab his cock immediately

 

[Sperglord Dante]

If you guys are this autistic about shaking hands, how the fuck do you deal with cheek kissing?

 

[AnOminous]

Yes because I'm not some neurotic germphobic faggot completely terrified of physical contact with others.

 

[Prince Jello]

If you guys are this autistic about shaking hands, how the fuck do you deal with cheek kissing?

I've never been in a situation where I was expected to kiss someone on the cheek. I'd probably fake having a cold to avoid it if I had no other choice.