Do you wipe standing or sitting down - The eternal debate

[Fallensaint]

Vote now and tune in for more science.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Sitting. I've never heard of people doing it standing.

 

[AA 102]

The real question is: Front to back or back to front?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

First wipe sitting to insure anything loose and dangly goes in the bowl. Subsequent wipes standing to allocate greatest leverage. Using this method I maintain a presentable cornhole.

 

[XYZpdq]

I just clean my poop region in the shower after I poop.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

I just shit myself and do nothing.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Sitting.

Here's a question. How do blind people wipe their arse? They can't inspect the bog paper to see if there's turd still there.

 

[Rokko]

No. I don´t powerlevel. Also, standing up? Don´t you squeeze your bacon together when you are standing?