Two Christmases ago I bought one of those Cardboard VR headsets for your phone at Walmart for seven bucks. I was excited to try it out but had shit to do so I set it aside and promptly forgot I'd even bought it until I found it buried in a box a few days ago. So I strapped that bitch on and entered the world of virtual reality.
The first thing I did was ride a cool roller coaster and it was fucking sweet, I could actually feel my stomach drop out during sharp declines, it was badass af. As soon as I finished I thought about what to do next and realized "holy shit, I could use this to watch porn!" A quick search on xhamster confirmed that I wasn't the first person to have this idea because the site even has a dedicated VR category.
I clicked the first video on the list which ended up being some little blonde thing that looked like she was thirteen years old with huge fake tits bolted onto her chest. The whole thing was really disorienting at first and I realized positioning is really important because you're seeing from his perspective. If he's sitting on a couch getting blown you need to be sitting in nearly the exact same position because your view moves with your head. If you're sitting while he's laying down it fucks your brain all up because nothing is where it's supposed to be. I also had to keep adjusting the eye lenses to stop everything from being fuzzy which was a pain in my ass.
Eventually I found the groove and it was pretty fucking amazing. I felt like I was actually looking at a real person even moreso than the roller coaster. I think the reason for that is because of the size. I never really thought about it but when you watch porn, or anything for that matter, everyone is really small because they're on a screen. With VR they're the size of actual people so you have to move your head around. If she's bouncing on your cock and you just look straight ahead you'll only see her tits and her stomach. You have to physically look up to see her face or down to see her vag, it's super immersive and I was blown (away).
What's not immersive is when the dude keeps moving all the fucking time. The VR tricks your brain into thinking you're actually there because you can't see anything except what's on the screen so when you're wearing a headset what you see on the headset becomes your only world. So when the faggot that's supposed to be you starts flailing his arms around like he's a retarded chimpanzee and your arms are still it confuses the hell out of you. The best video I saw actually had me as black guy. Although I did a doubletake the first time I looked down and saw my ripped black abs before long me and him were one in the same. The reason it worked so well is because instead of sitting there rigidly while waving his arms like he was doing the YMCA this dude was just reclining in a super comfortable position with his left arm on his leg and his right hand down his pants. This was great because I could do the exact same thing as him and we could be the same person with him acting as my VR avatar.
The only thing I didn't really like about that video was that it had a weird cuck vibe, the girl kept telling me how much better I was than her small dick husband which was kind of creepy. Maybe it's just me but if I'm fucking a girl the last thing I want her to do is talk about another dude the entire time. Also when we were fucking on the floor she kept saying shit like "I hope my husband doesn't catch us" which for some reason made anxious enough that I kept glancing over at the open bedroom door. I wish she would have closed it, that would have been nice. VR is fucking weird, man.
Actually, speaking of anxiety that's another problem. When you have a headset and headphones on you're dead to the outside world and have no idea what's going on around you. I kept taking the headset off because I was worried that my daughter had wandered into my room and was standing there watching me beat off which would have been super awkward. My advice is to only watch VR porn when you have the house to yourself with every door locked, bolted, and barricaded. You do not want someone to walk in while you're jacking it with a bizarre contraption strapped to your head and grunting "Yeah, take it bitch! You filthy fucking slut!" because you'll have no idea that they're even there and they'll even have enough time to record you on their phone and post it to Facebook so that when you're done your wall will be filled with hundreds of comments making fun of you. I'm just speculating of course, that isn't something I learned from personal experience or anything.
So anyway, virtual reality porn is awesome but it's also a huge pain in the ass so I'm not sure if it's worth it. I'll try it a few more times before I make up my mind.
The first thing I did was ride a cool roller coaster and it was fucking sweet, I could actually feel my stomach drop out during sharp declines, it was badass af. As soon as I finished I thought about what to do next and realized "holy shit, I could use this to watch porn!" A quick search on xhamster confirmed that I wasn't the first person to have this idea because the site even has a dedicated VR category.
I clicked the first video on the list which ended up being some little blonde thing that looked like she was thirteen years old with huge fake tits bolted onto her chest. The whole thing was really disorienting at first and I realized positioning is really important because you're seeing from his perspective. If he's sitting on a couch getting blown you need to be sitting in nearly the exact same position because your view moves with your head. If you're sitting while he's laying down it fucks your brain all up because nothing is where it's supposed to be. I also had to keep adjusting the eye lenses to stop everything from being fuzzy which was a pain in my ass.
Eventually I found the groove and it was pretty fucking amazing. I felt like I was actually looking at a real person even moreso than the roller coaster. I think the reason for that is because of the size. I never really thought about it but when you watch porn, or anything for that matter, everyone is really small because they're on a screen. With VR they're the size of actual people so you have to move your head around. If she's bouncing on your cock and you just look straight ahead you'll only see her tits and her stomach. You have to physically look up to see her face or down to see her vag, it's super immersive and I was blown (away).
What's not immersive is when the dude keeps moving all the fucking time. The VR tricks your brain into thinking you're actually there because you can't see anything except what's on the screen so when you're wearing a headset what you see on the headset becomes your only world. So when the faggot that's supposed to be you starts flailing his arms around like he's a retarded chimpanzee and your arms are still it confuses the hell out of you. The best video I saw actually had me as black guy. Although I did a doubletake the first time I looked down and saw my ripped black abs before long me and him were one in the same. The reason it worked so well is because instead of sitting there rigidly while waving his arms like he was doing the YMCA this dude was just reclining in a super comfortable position with his left arm on his leg and his right hand down his pants. This was great because I could do the exact same thing as him and we could be the same person with him acting as my VR avatar.
The only thing I didn't really like about that video was that it had a weird cuck vibe, the girl kept telling me how much better I was than her small dick husband which was kind of creepy. Maybe it's just me but if I'm fucking a girl the last thing I want her to do is talk about another dude the entire time. Also when we were fucking on the floor she kept saying shit like "I hope my husband doesn't catch us" which for some reason made anxious enough that I kept glancing over at the open bedroom door. I wish she would have closed it, that would have been nice. VR is fucking weird, man.
Actually, speaking of anxiety that's another problem. When you have a headset and headphones on you're dead to the outside world and have no idea what's going on around you. I kept taking the headset off because I was worried that my daughter had wandered into my room and was standing there watching me beat off which would have been super awkward. My advice is to only watch VR porn when you have the house to yourself with every door locked, bolted, and barricaded. You do not want someone to walk in while you're jacking it with a bizarre contraption strapped to your head and grunting "Yeah, take it bitch! You filthy fucking slut!" because you'll have no idea that they're even there and they'll even have enough time to record you on their phone and post it to Facebook so that when you're done your wall will be filled with hundreds of comments making fun of you. I'm just speculating of course, that isn't something I learned from personal experience or anything.
So anyway, virtual reality porn is awesome but it's also a huge pain in the ass so I'm not sure if it's worth it. I'll try it a few more times before I make up my mind.
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