DOCTOR APPOINTMENT + SATISFYING ORGANIZATION | VLOGMAS DAY 19 2019 - I’m HeAltHy JuSt BiG
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AlabamaWhitman
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Jesus I have never been so alarmed in my LIFE
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Another early one !
She's irked about the cat hair but could have just waited to film... Sheesh.
Doc's appointment today for her "situation" she talked about yesterday
Didn't wanna hear about it because she's embarrassed
"I got a lot of advice... WHICH I LOVE " Sure, Jan!
She looks more haggard than ever
Is confused and nervous because "different people are saying different things on social media" but Doctors can be wrong (lol fuck me running)
Trying her hardest to NOT pee today because of her appointment and "Idontpeeoftenlezbehonest"
She accidentally peed however, she has to chug a 20 oz bottle of water but it "hurts her kidney region"
She's nervous about being at the doctor because she knows what's gonna happen
But at 2:49 we're back at a restaurant and she's gotta get back on antibiotics
Pointing situation
A half asleep and off-camera Becky snarls "It's Rose chicken" to Amber's inquiry "is that Oranj chikn?"
"Are we gonna get my medicine today or tomorrow?" asks ALR, "it's up to you babe" quips Becky
She wants to get it today. Is exhausted and feels defeated. "When life hands you lemons...throw it back at it"
FORTUNE COOKE" "Do not let ambitions overshadow small success". BAAYYUMMM
Wants to talk about something really quick because some people are 'confused about something'. She wanted to go to an emergency appointment, she meant HER doctor, not the ER. Some people didn't understand that.
She then explains how to get an appointment at the doctor
5:20 we're outside, someone got seated and she got nervous
Eric had the car and people thought he was rude and they were confused with that whole situation. She was able to get an appointment today
Anything she says that's negative people run with it and create drama. 1 sentence in a 22 minute video got 'misconstrued"
6:15 waking up "so...we just woke up from a 2 hour nap..Becky did , too. I haven't taken one [nap] in a while"
Claims she's been cleaning SO much and we've seen it. It's like Spring Cleaning but in the winter. She can't even, y'all
She's unsure what she's gonna do the rest of the night (8:22PM) "such a weird time to wake up from a nap"
"If you guys hear like...crunching...and...*snort* Becky's back there reading"
First things first
1 twinkie is down some weight.
2. debunk Rebecca back here. You see me feelmeen when she's laying down. She's never sleeping or trying to sleep or leave noise or alone time. if she was ever sleeping I'd never be filming.
3. People thought I was getting rid of my scale. No, I was getting rid of my old one. I have not been using this one. I stopped using it the batteries were wonky $300. Uses her $165 one that doesn't talk (what does this even mean, wonky batteries? Also, she is kind of flexin' here that she's using a cheaper scale...)
States she is hungry, has leftovers from day before. "Now I just have to find it" [Pic related]
Seen above, probably THE realest angle/view of our gorl day in life-to-life
"Got'eeem". Chick-pea and sausage situation. it was "actually really frickin' good". Sends it to the microwave
Snorefest Alert: Pointerlynn shows us some plastic containers.
Oh my goodness "It' looks like actual dog food but it's bomb"
9:56 "I just love...love..the Christmas vibes...the glory" (we pan to the tacky-inspired decorated room and tree)
"I have talked to some people 'close to me' and received some messages, regarding my bladder infection and how something could be worse. and a lot of people told me that 'doctors can be wrong'. So maybe I need a third opinion. The first two told me it's a bladder infection. So I'm going to make an appointment, I'll pay the money, to see someone, a little further distance away [for a third opinion]"
Excited about psychiatrist (what? ADHD moment here)
"If I see this THIRD doctor and they tell me literally the same thing as the first TWO doctors, I'll accept it."
She shouldn't be scared'n to get a second opinion
"The fact that the people closest to me, we're worried, maybe you should see someone else"
12:27 it's time Becky and I take this all down and put it back up... neatlier ... is that a word, Babe?
"I'll show you the final cabinet...de-clutter.."
Becky took all the stuff down out of the top shelf
"Look how good this all looks... Becky watched ME...become...the...TETRIS queen" (bitch, wut?)
"So here we have the pastas...so you can see them...so I have them laying down"
All of her shit gets listed off:
Becky's "sugar free Werthers [originals] (yuck)
Sauces, corn, beans, soups, fuck me all the canned goods.
Sleepover's Note: Becky sounds fatigued off camera entire video
ALR continues on to show us taco seasoneens, sugar free hot chocolate, sugar-full hot chocolate, tea. She recommends some cute lil plastic things. "We did good babe"
[Image below: from DC Comics "Batman" 1907 , colorized, the Penguin enthusiastically medium-5's a blob]
So, I don't think I have anything else to blooooooooooog
Becky is having a "hot chocolate moment"
ALR craves soups...she feels like her soups are good but she doesn't have the right stuff. She's craving broth. She wanted Frosted Flakes yesterday, but the MELK... it was a really weird brand. She'll never have that again.
~Fin
Another early one !
She's irked about the cat hair but could have just waited to film... Sheesh.
Doc's appointment today for her "situation" she talked about yesterday
Didn't wanna hear about it because she's embarrassed
"I got a lot of advice... WHICH I LOVE " Sure, Jan!
She looks more haggard than ever
Is confused and nervous because "different people are saying different things on social media" but Doctors can be wrong (lol fuck me running)
Trying her hardest to NOT pee today because of her appointment and "Idontpeeoftenlezbehonest"
She accidentally peed however, she has to chug a 20 oz bottle of water but it "hurts her kidney region"
She's nervous about being at the doctor because she knows what's gonna happen
But at 2:49 we're back at a restaurant and she's gotta get back on antibiotics
Pointing situation
A half asleep and off-camera Becky snarls "It's Rose chicken" to Amber's inquiry "is that Oranj chikn?"
"Are we gonna get my medicine today or tomorrow?" asks ALR, "it's up to you babe" quips Becky
She wants to get it today. Is exhausted and feels defeated. "When life hands you lemons...throw it back at it"
FORTUNE COOKE" "Do not let ambitions overshadow small success". BAAYYUMMM
Wants to talk about something really quick because some people are 'confused about something'. She wanted to go to an emergency appointment, she meant HER doctor, not the ER. Some people didn't understand that.
She then explains how to get an appointment at the doctor
5:20 we're outside, someone got seated and she got nervous
Eric had the car and people thought he was rude and they were confused with that whole situation. She was able to get an appointment today
Anything she says that's negative people run with it and create drama. 1 sentence in a 22 minute video got 'misconstrued"
6:15 waking up "so...we just woke up from a 2 hour nap..Becky did , too. I haven't taken one [nap] in a while"
Claims she's been cleaning SO much and we've seen it. It's like Spring Cleaning but in the winter. She can't even, y'all
She's unsure what she's gonna do the rest of the night (8:22PM) "such a weird time to wake up from a nap"
"If you guys hear like...crunching...and...*snort* Becky's back there reading"
First things first
1 twinkie is down some weight.
2. debunk Rebecca back here. You see me feelmeen when she's laying down. She's never sleeping or trying to sleep or leave noise or alone time. if she was ever sleeping I'd never be filming.
3. People thought I was getting rid of my scale. No, I was getting rid of my old one. I have not been using this one. I stopped using it the batteries were wonky $300. Uses her $165 one that doesn't talk (what does this even mean, wonky batteries? Also, she is kind of flexin' here that she's using a cheaper scale...)
States she is hungry, has leftovers from day before. "Now I just have to find it" [Pic related]
Seen above, probably THE realest angle/view of our gorl day in life-to-life
"Got'eeem". Chick-pea and sausage situation. it was "actually really frickin' good". Sends it to the microwave
Snorefest Alert: Pointerlynn shows us some plastic containers.
Oh my goodness "It' looks like actual dog food but it's bomb"
9:56 "I just love...love..the Christmas vibes...the glory" (we pan to the tacky-inspired decorated room and tree)
"I have talked to some people 'close to me' and received some messages, regarding my bladder infection and how something could be worse. and a lot of people told me that 'doctors can be wrong'. So maybe I need a third opinion. The first two told me it's a bladder infection. So I'm going to make an appointment, I'll pay the money, to see someone, a little further distance away [for a third opinion]"
Excited about psychiatrist (what? ADHD moment here)
"If I see this THIRD doctor and they tell me literally the same thing as the first TWO doctors, I'll accept it."
She shouldn't be scared'n to get a second opinion
"The fact that the people closest to me, we're worried, maybe you should see someone else"
12:27 it's time Becky and I take this all down and put it back up... neatlier ... is that a word, Babe?
"I'll show you the final cabinet...de-clutter.."
Becky took all the stuff down out of the top shelf
"Look how good this all looks... Becky watched ME...become...the...TETRIS queen" (bitch, wut?)
"So here we have the pastas...so you can see them...so I have them laying down"
All of her shit gets listed off:
Becky's "sugar free Werthers [originals] (yuck)
Sauces, corn, beans, soups, fuck me all the canned goods.
Sleepover's Note: Becky sounds fatigued off camera entire video
ALR continues on to show us taco seasoneens, sugar free hot chocolate, sugar-full hot chocolate, tea. She recommends some cute lil plastic things. "We did good babe"
[Image below: from DC Comics "Batman" 1907 , colorized, the Penguin enthusiastically medium-5's a blob]
So, I don't think I have anything else to blooooooooooog
Becky is having a "hot chocolate moment"
ALR craves soups...she feels like her soups are good but she doesn't have the right stuff. She's craving broth. She wanted Frosted Flakes yesterday, but the MELK... it was a really weird brand. She'll never have that again.
~Fin
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So we are back to doctor shopping Now because she wants another ‘opinion’.
Someone before on here, maybe in the health speculation thread, said she would be seeing another doctor becauseshe wouldn’t be able to get a follow up with an outstanding balance. They were spot on..
Also fat
Someone before on here, maybe in the health speculation thread, said she would be seeing another doctor becauseshe wouldn’t be able to get a follow up with an outstanding balance. They were spot on..
Also fat
An overweight, spoiled toddler reaching into the candy dish.
mousetrap
kiwifarms.net
I just understand...does this bitch really think she’s gonna find someone who goes “yep. you’re healthy. nothing to worry about” ??
My life is empty.
Edit: Ninja'd by Lesbian Sleepover. LOL
0:00 Still no intro! It’s a glorious day.
0:10 Gorl’s as fuzzy as her damned cats. For being allergic to them, she certainly does take zero measure to cut down on fur and dander spread. Or she’s just full of bullshit. Yeah. Let’s go with that.
0:22 Ooo, she has a doctor’s appointment for her situation!
0:40 Dude, she’s stumbling over the word ‘diagnosis’ and breathing like a freight train.
1:20 She personally can’t even imagine how hard a doctor’s job is. No shit. Then she goes ‘I know what the routine’s going to be.’ Yeah, “Lose weight, fatty. You’re rotting from the inside out.”
1:44 Now in the car, and holy fuck is she a filthy mess now that natural lighting can highlight her clothing. Gorl. Do some fucking laundry! Take a bath! Something! I can smell her through the monitor, and it’s not pleasant.
1:50 Still going on about how she was in a hurry so “I didn’t lint my shirt”. Fuck you, those are food crumbs, not cat fur.
1:55 Now she’s stating that she’s tried her hardest not to pee today. YOU FUCKING IDIOT. You have a bladder infection/UTI “situation”!!! Not vacating is the worst thing you can do!! This dumb cuntrocket. She says it’s because of her appointment, she doesn’t pee a lot. What, so she’s stocking up for the pee quiz? Anyone who’s been in a job where piss quizzes are mandated can tell you that 30 minutes with a 20 ounce coffee and a 20 ounce water will have you on the pot without problem to squeeze out the mandatory 30ml minimum for every drug test that can be run, and I’m under the impression that less than that is necessary to see that you’re hoarding bacteria in your fucking bladder.
2:23 Now she’s saying it hurts her kidneys when she drinks water. Gorl, you dyin’.
2:35 Cut from “Oh woe is me I know what’s going to happen at my appointment” in the car to a fucking restaurant. It’s dismal with no music, and they’re the only people there. Amber reveals she’s got to go back on antibiotics. Fuckface, you’re probably immune to that shit by now.
3:08 She instantly assumes that what they’re eating is Orange Chicken. You can see the lust sparkle in her little piggy eyes.
3:15 But it’s not orange chicken, it’s some other chicken. Becky’s about halfway through her plate. AL professes she already ate, shows us a plate with some shit still on it (which you know she’s going to scarf off camera, but fuck if she’s going to miss the opportunity to flex that ‘I didn’t eat it all! I’m losing weight!’ Or some other lah.) and starts talking about what it was. Has a ‘crab situation’. She discusses that she had sodium with sodium and more sodium dipped in sodium.
4:05 She’s got to take her antibiotics twice a day, so she’s going to start tomorrow so she can get on a morning/night rotation. Idiot should start today, but noooooo. Then she comes off with “When life gives you lemons, throw it back at it.” Cleverlynn strikes again.
4:15 Now inhaling fortune cookie. ‘Do not let ambitions overshadow small success.’
4:37 Talks about how she said she wanted to go to an emergency doctor appointment. Says she meant her doctor, not the emergency room. She’s totes not abusing the ER, people!!
5:21 Shuffling away because someone else came into the restaurant and got seated right next to them.
5:50 Holy fuck she sounds like she’s just run a damned marathon and she’s only waddled a couple hundred feet.
6:16 Just woke up from a nap. Damn, this gorl's life is exhilarating. Says she hasn’t taken a nap in a WHILE? What counts as a while to you, AL? Fifteen minutes?
7:06 8:22PM (2022 for 24 hour clock folks) she just woke up from a 2 hour nap. What the hell’s a schedule?
7:45 TWINKIE UPDATE: She’s down to 15.2 lbs from 16.8. Says it’s real hard to care for Twinkie because she always wants treats, so she’s giving her less treats than she used to.
8:03 Time to debunk shit about Necky. Says she’s just laying down when she’s filming, not tryin to sleep or escape AL or her life. Also says she’s only gotten rid of her old scale, not her actual scale. The talking one is shoved into a corner and isn’t used because its ‘batteries are wonky.’ Is using the car-parts scale.
9:07 The beast hungers, so she goes to rummage for leftovers. It’s the chickpea and sausage crap. Then she shows us that she fucking sorted her apples like they’re damned socks in a sock drawer.
9:54 Admits that her chickpea shit looks like dog food.
10:10 Says she’s talked with people close to her about messages from viewers regarding her bladder infection and how something worse could be going on. Then drifts off about how doctors can be wrong and maybe she needs a third opinion. Two doctors have already said ‘bladder infection, you gross bitch,’ but she’s going to go to a third doctor. Professes she’s been losing weight while she stuffs her face.
11:20 Bladder infection has put her in a bad mindframe. lolz
11:55 Says people close to her saying ‘we’re worried and you should see another doctor’ puts her mind in a perspective that maybe she should.
12:38 Going to organize a food cabinet. Says that she and Becky are going to take it all out and put it all back in, but ‘neatlier.’ Has to ask Becky if that’s a word (it’s not, fuckwad). Becky sounds disgusted as she corrects her with ‘neater.’ But AL went to college! She’s a fucking genius.
13:10 Calls herself the Tetris queen because she managed to stack things. I want to beat her with a Gameboy for associating the memories of a fun game with a fat stinky dumbass.
13:57 Bitch shoved oatmeal, taco seasoning, hot chocolate, tea, crackers, etc into a single plastic bin. Makes it look nice, but there’s no cohesiveness in what’s there. Breakfast food, seasoning shit, snacks? They don’t necessarily go together.
14:50 All she’s done is sort a cabinet since she ate her dog food, but already she’s craving food. Now she’s blathering about wanting to make soup. Goes on to mumble about yesterday and cereal craving.
15:31 No comment of the day.
Slightly more entertaining than the last one I recapped. Watch if you hate yourself. 2/10.
0:10 Gorl’s as fuzzy as her damned cats. For being allergic to them, she certainly does take zero measure to cut down on fur and dander spread. Or she’s just full of bullshit. Yeah. Let’s go with that.
0:22 Ooo, she has a doctor’s appointment for her situation!
0:40 Dude, she’s stumbling over the word ‘diagnosis’ and breathing like a freight train.
1:20 She personally can’t even imagine how hard a doctor’s job is. No shit. Then she goes ‘I know what the routine’s going to be.’ Yeah, “Lose weight, fatty. You’re rotting from the inside out.”
1:44 Now in the car, and holy fuck is she a filthy mess now that natural lighting can highlight her clothing. Gorl. Do some fucking laundry! Take a bath! Something! I can smell her through the monitor, and it’s not pleasant.
1:50 Still going on about how she was in a hurry so “I didn’t lint my shirt”. Fuck you, those are food crumbs, not cat fur.
1:55 Now she’s stating that she’s tried her hardest not to pee today. YOU FUCKING IDIOT. You have a bladder infection/UTI “situation”!!! Not vacating is the worst thing you can do!! This dumb cuntrocket. She says it’s because of her appointment, she doesn’t pee a lot. What, so she’s stocking up for the pee quiz? Anyone who’s been in a job where piss quizzes are mandated can tell you that 30 minutes with a 20 ounce coffee and a 20 ounce water will have you on the pot without problem to squeeze out the mandatory 30ml minimum for every drug test that can be run, and I’m under the impression that less than that is necessary to see that you’re hoarding bacteria in your fucking bladder.
2:23 Now she’s saying it hurts her kidneys when she drinks water. Gorl, you dyin’.
2:35 Cut from “Oh woe is me I know what’s going to happen at my appointment” in the car to a fucking restaurant. It’s dismal with no music, and they’re the only people there. Amber reveals she’s got to go back on antibiotics. Fuckface, you’re probably immune to that shit by now.
3:08 She instantly assumes that what they’re eating is Orange Chicken. You can see the lust sparkle in her little piggy eyes.
3:15 But it’s not orange chicken, it’s some other chicken. Becky’s about halfway through her plate. AL professes she already ate, shows us a plate with some shit still on it (which you know she’s going to scarf off camera, but fuck if she’s going to miss the opportunity to flex that ‘I didn’t eat it all! I’m losing weight!’ Or some other lah.) and starts talking about what it was. Has a ‘crab situation’. She discusses that she had sodium with sodium and more sodium dipped in sodium.
4:05 She’s got to take her antibiotics twice a day, so she’s going to start tomorrow so she can get on a morning/night rotation. Idiot should start today, but noooooo. Then she comes off with “When life gives you lemons, throw it back at it.” Cleverlynn strikes again.
4:15 Now inhaling fortune cookie. ‘Do not let ambitions overshadow small success.’
4:37 Talks about how she said she wanted to go to an emergency doctor appointment. Says she meant her doctor, not the emergency room. She’s totes not abusing the ER, people!!
5:21 Shuffling away because someone else came into the restaurant and got seated right next to them.
5:50 Holy fuck she sounds like she’s just run a damned marathon and she’s only waddled a couple hundred feet.
6:16 Just woke up from a nap. Damn, this gorl's life is exhilarating. Says she hasn’t taken a nap in a WHILE? What counts as a while to you, AL? Fifteen minutes?
7:06 8:22PM (2022 for 24 hour clock folks) she just woke up from a 2 hour nap. What the hell’s a schedule?
7:45 TWINKIE UPDATE: She’s down to 15.2 lbs from 16.8. Says it’s real hard to care for Twinkie because she always wants treats, so she’s giving her less treats than she used to.
8:03 Time to debunk shit about Necky. Says she’s just laying down when she’s filming, not tryin to sleep or escape AL or her life. Also says she’s only gotten rid of her old scale, not her actual scale. The talking one is shoved into a corner and isn’t used because its ‘batteries are wonky.’ Is using the car-parts scale.
9:07 The beast hungers, so she goes to rummage for leftovers. It’s the chickpea and sausage crap. Then she shows us that she fucking sorted her apples like they’re damned socks in a sock drawer.
9:54 Admits that her chickpea shit looks like dog food.
10:10 Says she’s talked with people close to her about messages from viewers regarding her bladder infection and how something worse could be going on. Then drifts off about how doctors can be wrong and maybe she needs a third opinion. Two doctors have already said ‘bladder infection, you gross bitch,’ but she’s going to go to a third doctor. Professes she’s been losing weight while she stuffs her face.
11:20 Bladder infection has put her in a bad mindframe. lolz
11:55 Says people close to her saying ‘we’re worried and you should see another doctor’ puts her mind in a perspective that maybe she should.
12:38 Going to organize a food cabinet. Says that she and Becky are going to take it all out and put it all back in, but ‘neatlier.’ Has to ask Becky if that’s a word (it’s not, fuckwad). Becky sounds disgusted as she corrects her with ‘neater.’ But AL went to college! She’s a fucking genius.
13:10 Calls herself the Tetris queen because she managed to stack things. I want to beat her with a Gameboy for associating the memories of a fun game with a fat stinky dumbass.
13:57 Bitch shoved oatmeal, taco seasoning, hot chocolate, tea, crackers, etc into a single plastic bin. Makes it look nice, but there’s no cohesiveness in what’s there. Breakfast food, seasoning shit, snacks? They don’t necessarily go together.
14:50 All she’s done is sort a cabinet since she ate her dog food, but already she’s craving food. Now she’s blathering about wanting to make soup. Goes on to mumble about yesterday and cereal craving.
15:31 No comment of the day.
Slightly more entertaining than the last one I recapped. Watch if you hate yourself. 2/10.
Edit: Ninja'd by Lesbian Sleepover. LOL
Why does she keep doing that sideways peace sign and how can we make her stop? That was the most irritating thing in this video. Well, that and knowing that they spent money at Tray's Garden. Drive the extra 2-3 miles to King Buffet, ffs.
So she really did throw Eric under the bus then backtracked? I really hope she takes the fucking medication and doesn't put it off until she sees that imaginary third doctor. By the time she gets to them, she will have a full blown kidney infection and say, " see, those first two docs were wrong! "
Right after the doctors she goes straight to the buffet, then contemplates getting her meds today or tomorrow. Priorities!!
Shes holding her pee and not taking the meds correctly and blaming the doctor.
Why do you need to speak for fucking Becky like shes not a adult woman with a voice? You dont need to speak for a 30 year old woman dumbass, let her tell the camera she likes laying down instead of acting like her mom.
Shes holding her pee and not taking the meds correctly and blaming the doctor.
Why do you need to speak for fucking Becky like shes not a adult woman with a voice? You dont need to speak for a 30 year old woman dumbass, let her tell the camera she likes laying down instead of acting like her mom.
I did more of a "live tweet" lol
@Punkinsplice she "cleared it up" without really saying much of AnYtHiNg at all. That 'eric had the car past when mah doctor's office closed' ". She didn't absolve him, but also didn't accuse him.
Good comment baiting with pretending like the seat belt is attached while showing that Becky can still drive.
Don't worry Amber, the doctor is going to think you're a crazy bitch regardless if you have cat hair all over your shirt. I mean reaching 600 pounds sort of means there's something not right in your head.
Also, why hold your pee? Does she seriously want to go into toxic shock right about now?
Also, why hold your pee? Does she seriously want to go into toxic shock right about now?
Yep keep it up amber. Keep the self doubt up to make yourself feel better. Keep prolonging this infection for sympathy. It's not going to get better, the doctor will tell you that, and then you are going to owe another clinic and pharmacy money. You are well on your way to sepsis, staghorn calculi, and possible permanent catheterization. And that will certainly make you bed bound. Keep not believing fucking doctors of all people. Although you 100% beileved them when you got your perfect blood results back, and them telling you " healthy just big". There was not a single shred of doubt from you or doctor shopping in that case.
This bitch is going to suffer. This is rough road to go down if she doesn't get it treated. This will be worse then just dying of a heart attack or stroke.
Edit* some words because I'm a sped who can't spell
This bitch is going to suffer. This is rough road to go down if she doesn't get it treated. This will be worse then just dying of a heart attack or stroke.
Edit* some words because I'm a sped who can't spell
i would get annoyed at amber constantly making a point to draw attention to becky's sugar-free food, but then i remember that amber is going to die very soon from her own dumbassery so let her have her fun i guess 
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