Doctor Jessica Yaniv, PhD (9/1/2019) - lol he paid 750$ for a fake degree

[CowboyBeepBoop]

He's as much a doctor as Zoidberg is.

 

[Burn Book]

It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if this website was set up by someone that is definitely not left leaning.

We need a reaction icon "no shit, Sherlock".

To anybody asking what he's going to do with that "doctorate": put tha title in his twitter bio in hopes of looking like a serious authority on the subject.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It’s just a PR stunt by whoever owns a parody website handing out “SJW degrees.” Johathan’s a con man, he’s not paying $750 to another con man for satire. I’m sure the website is enjoying the increased traffic though, maybe Jonathan gets a bite from that.

 

[simulated goat]

How will Dr. McKinnon and Dr. Lockhart take this development, I wonder. Yes boys, errrr, I mean girls, Dr. Yaniv is your academic equal because he says so.

I thought that was the whole point of a 'self id' society. I am a woman because I say so. I am xyz race because I say so. I am an esteemed academic because I say so. They all remind me so much of Elmer Fudd mumbling about being a 'miwwwionawe' with a mansion and a yacht.

 

[Timaeus]

I concur with @Yellow Yam Scam that JY was recruited or stumbled upon as @yesthatanna says, by a parody site. I'm still leaning against SJU being his own creation because of the SJW video promo. He couldn't do that himself and while @RXG appears to have still skills, he didn't translate them to his Yt Superstition Mountain videos that amounted to first-person go-pro shots, I haven't found any credits he had in porn under himself or the Jake Hudson name.

His hoping that no one would look into SJU is not something that anyone but a Boomer who is infrequently on the Internet would normally think. He is 23 years out from being even the last of the Boomers (1964) and there's some internal dispute over whether the late Boomers (1961-1964) belong more sociologically in Gen-X through the early '70s. His mom (1956) is the quintessential boomer, but they're so enmeshed it's poss he picked that up from her.

I swear he's been working from a playbook comprised of Robin Williams films, but last week he watched Catch Me If You Can and suddenly he is become a hybrid of Mrs Doubtfire and Frank Abagnale. I'm not sure why he's so untouchable, although I could seen this shit if he's been Certified under the MHA/PPA and become a ward of the state, which I could see happening after some sort of "inheritance" from daddy dear, as I've explored elsewhere.

He thinks he's untouchable, and this echo-chamber of the current political clime in Canada does not bode well for his getting the help he needs. Meh...

 

[Picklechu]

He's as much a doctor as Zoidberg is.

That's an insult to Zoidberg. Zoidberg has a PhD in art history, and smells much better than Johnny Tampons.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

...maybe he'll prescribe himself something and OD to death?

I'm trying to find a positive here.

 

[XE 600]

I refuse to believe that Jonathan isn't some kind of elaborate troll at this point.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I know all y'all have read "Snow Crash."

Online, he's Queen Yaniv the Terrible, Slayer of TERFs and Raper of Lolis, but irl he lives in a dirty 1-bedroom and his only friend is his mom.

 

[cohensd]

I'm thinking this degree is reminiscent of the trolls paying to have advertisements on the CWCkipedia for gay porn in that a troll likely nominated him (no hypothesis on payment). That would explain the very unflattering articles accompanying his degree and the retarded glamor shots as the images they used. With Yaniv having no self-awareness, or an interest in reading things that could be crucial in any instance (history repeats itself), I'd imagine that's why he started advertising this degree.

 

[Distant Stare]

Remember when chris paid 75 dollars or something like that for his Sonichu "copy right"

 

[Toohottotrot]

Doesn't hethemselve understand that having a fake pretty huge dick in trans advocacy will piss off the trans community because trans women arent meant to have dicks or admit they have dicks in court without plans to have it removed? And that he is pissing off actual Drs. of trans studies who could help himthem in future achieve the goal recieving the gender affirming care(waxing) they claim to so badly need that they MUSTnot take people to court. As well as the counselling and what not to recieve surgery(which they dont want because pedo).

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

I wish the original prefix would be restored, especially as the original megathread isn't the only one titled "megathread" and in its case, it's 703 pages now and that designation seems esp redundant. "Horrorcow" adds more definition IMO.

Prefixes like that don't work in subforums because you get subforum prefixes instead.

 

[bigshot]

How much does he sue you for if you don't use his preferred honorific?

 

[Rokko]

We should buy him a "Lord" title.
They are cheap (20Bucks) on Ebay.

 

[MasterDisaster]

We should buy him a "Lord" title.
They are cheap (20Bucks) on Ebay.

In that case why not just get him a NAMBLA card?

 

[Rokko]

In that case why not just get him a NAMBLA card?

He likes little girls not little boys, is there a NAMGLA?

 

[Short Stack]

He likes little girls not little boys, is there a NAMGLA?

Oingo Boingo?

 

[simulated goat]

We should buy him a "Lord" title.
They are cheap (20Bucks) on Ebay.

Then he'd have an actual reason to wear that tiara everywhere.

 

[SourDiesel]

Im not buying that stupid faggot shit. He already has way more money than I do and I work all day. He should buy ME a title.