Does anyone else have this fantasy? -

[Stone]

I come here, see people talking that Chris is where he is because of Autism or Barb or because he never learned to want more. It makes me sad, makes me wish I could go in a time machine, steal Chris away when he was 10 or so, lock him in a cabin in the middle of nowhere, and teach him myself how to be a person.

Has anyone else fantasised about this?

It's not a sexual fantasy thing either, just an 'I want to make that person's life better' kind of thing.

 

[CatParty]

Nope

 

[Stone]

Nope

Oh.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

A fantasy about kidnapping Chris, keeping him against his will and indoctrinating him?

Who hasn't? But then I also have fantasies where I 'm a post-apocolyptic transvestite Marie Antoinette having an affair with David Bowie and Optimus Prime in Ferngully, so maybe I'm not the best judge for this sort of thing.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I haven't even thought of doing that to anyone. Even if they would have deserved it.

 

[Varis]

I wouldn't go that far, mostly because I hate children and it sounds like Chris was a brat, but I've often wanted to help him understand the world around him a little better.

 

[A-Stump]

Seeing this thread in Spergatory is my fantasy.

Really though if I had a time machine I'd go back in time and, I don't know, use my futuristic powers to hang with Bettie Page.

This is probably a sexual thing.

 

[MysticMisty]

Even if the entire concept wasn't messed up age ten would've been far too late. Ten months is more like it.

 

[rocket]

thanks for this incredible thread op

 

[The Dude]

If I had access to the DeLorean the last thing I'd waste it on is Chris.

 

[Foulmouth]

I come here, see people talking that Chris is where he is because of Autism . It makes me wish I could go in a time machine, steal Chris away when he was 10 or so, lock him in a cabin in the middle of nowhere.

Has anyone else fantasised about this?

Fixed B4lock.

 

[Pikimon]

Holy shit what is this shit.

 

[Foulmouth]

Holy shit what is this shit.

Shitty white knight shit.

 

[milkshark]

I come here, see people talking that Chris is where he is because of Autism or Barb or because he never learned to want more. It makes me sad, makes me wish I could go in a time machine, steal Chris away when he was 10 or so, lock him in a cabin in the middle of nowhere, and teach him myself how to be a person.

Has anyone else fantasised about this?

It's not a sexual fantasy thing either, just an 'I want to make that person's life better' kind of thing.

I really can't imagine how someone locking a child in a remote cabin with them for a long time could somehow turn out good.

 

[QI 541]

You want to teach Chris how to function in society by taking him away from society? I don't think you understand how child development works.

 

[Watcher]

 

[Null]

I'm really disappointed at some of these comments. Can we not a-log?

Also, Stone, I have no idea why you'd register an account here just to post this but I really don't think this is healthy of any person.