Does anyone here know what heaven looks or feels like? -

[albert chan]

Also if you do end up getting in, I must ask:

What will be the first thing you think Jesus will let you do?
I keep thinking he’ll let you play video games up there, but sometimes I get a little too ahead of myself when it comes to thinking things like this.

 

[Thumb Butler]

There is no heaven, that is to say, heaven is where we live now. Hell is where we go when we die.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Very bright, vivid, beautiful. Music everywhere, alot of beautiful mansion like homes. Gorgeous gardens unlike anything here on earth.

Theres a gold aura like the world is built in gold. Like everyday is a sunrise sunset.

Complete peace love and harmony.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I heard from a source that heaven is a place on earth.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Inb4 someone suggests his mom is either of those places.

 

[Chad Nasty]

When you have two 10-inch cocks in your ass.

 

[WarJams]

Like a bag of sand.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

My heaven might be your hell. And vice-versa.

 

[Silver Chariot]

spent seven minutes there once, it's not all that it's knocked up to be

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I would look forward to being able to see loved ones again.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

the first thing I would do is try to kill God. I wonder if someone else has already killed God and that's why we haven't heard from him for thousands of years. either that or the bible is fiction.

 

[Liber Pater]

In heaven, the cooks are French, the engineers are German, the administrators are Swiss, and the lovers are Italian

In hell, the only people using the ovens are German, the engineers are Italian, the administrators are French, and the lovers are all Swiss

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Being with your loved ones. Doesn't have to be family.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

A little better than West Virginia.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

If it ain't alot like Dixie, I don't wanna go.

 

[The Door]

I am sure heaven has its very own kiwifarms, where we point and laugh at those in the pits.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

It's when you order a six piece nuggets but they give you 7 and a switchblade.
wonder showzen reference incase no one got it

 

[McMitch4kf]

There is no heaven, that is to say, heaven is where we live now. Hell is where we go when we die.

Very bright, vivid, beautiful. Music everywhere, alot of beautiful mansion like homes. Gorgeous gardens unlike anything here on earth.

Theres a gold aura like the world is built in gold. Like everyday is a sunrise sunset.

Complete peace love and harmony.

The reason that there’s so much death and suffering and reliance on faith in God is that we’ve already fallen from His grace, that we’re already in hell.

 

[Antipathy]

I don't know, but I'm on the Highway to Hell.

 

[TitoBurrito]

It feels like home