Whenever I'm posting anonymously on a blog or signing a petition that I don't want spam emails from, I always use cwc@aol.com. Have you ever just used these because you know he doesn't check them, or am I the one creep?
Admit it - you only use Chris's email because it has very few letters and you're terrible at spelling. Just look at how you misspelled 'gherkin' in your username...