Does borb know about OPL's sex toys? -

[derpi]

Does she know about Officer Nasty and all the other weird stuff he's gotten online? ._.
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Chris's_Adam_&_Eve_purchases

If she does, does she just ignore them?
Has she talked to Chris about this stuff? I mean, I know he's talked to her about masturbating but have they talked about his unnerving amount of toys/dvds?

Edit: Plz no discussion of what Chris uses these for. We know what he does with them and we don't need to get into those details.
This is just about Borb and how she feels about said toys being a part of her hoard.

 

[Fibonacci]

She and Bob must have known about them. Pictures of Chris with Officer Nasty were taken in the family kitchen.

 

[derpi]

She and Bob must have known about them. Pictures of Chris with Officer Nasty were taken in the family kitchen.

But isn't the kitchen upstairs next to his room? .-. I thought Bob and Barb stayed in their respective areas of the house most of the time? ._.
Unless he decided to leave her there next to the Christmas tree?
"CHRISSHUN WHAT IS THIS DOING NEX TO MAH TREE?!"

 

[Tubular Monkey]

My understanding is that many a vinyl girlfriend met her end being burned with the garbage in a barrel in the back yard. And since I doubt that Chris was allowed to start fires, it probably came down to Bob to melt them down with the empty Hungry Man boxes. Chris doesn't know shame. Something that would mortify a normal person will fail to even register in his mind. "Mmm. Yeah, I ripped da love doll der and it's in da barrel now, Pop."

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

The dolls? Yes. The vibrator and beads? Doubt it.

 

[trip2themoon]

The dolls? Yes. The vibrator and beads? Doubt it.

Chris strikes me as the kind of guy who tells his mum everything so I wouldn't rule out him telling her about the love beads or even asking her for batteries for them.

 

[derpi]

My understanding is that many a vinyl girlfriend met her end being burned with the garbage in a barrel in the back yard. And since I doubt that Chris was allowed to start fires, it probably came down to Bob to melt them down with the empty Hungry Man boxes. Chris doesn't know shame. Something that would mortify a normal person will fail to even register in his mind. "Mmm. Yeah, I ripped da love doll der and it's in da barrel now, Pop."

They burn their garbage? ._. Can you elaborate, please? o.O

 

[exball]

Considering his track record for discussing things best left unsaid...

 

[MysticMisty]

My understanding is that many a vinyl girlfriend met her end being burned with the garbage in a barrel in the back yard. And since I doubt that Chris was allowed to start fires, it probably came down to Bob to melt them down with the empty Hungry Man boxes. Chris doesn't know shame. Something that would mortify a normal person will fail to even register in his mind. "Mmm. Yeah, I ripped da love doll der and it's in da barrel now, Pop."

They burn their garbage? ._. Can you elaborate, please? o.O

I thought burning garbage was illegal now.

Barb likely knows everything (or close to it) about Chris' sex practices sans the prostitute. He told her all about his masturbation practices after all (except maybe not recycling). Bob probably knew or suspected some, but Chris didn't share anything willing because he didn't approve of masturbation.

 

[Some JERK]

I thought burning garbage was illegal now.

In a lot of rural areas without proper/regular garbage service, it's still legal to burn trash providing that you're not burning stuff that would release toxic fumes (like used sex dolls, for example.)

 

[QI 541]

Barb likely knows everything (or close to it) about Chris' sex practices sans the prostitute. He told her all about his masturbation practices after all (except maybe not recycling). Bob probably knew or suspected some, but Chris didn't share anything willing because he didn't approve of masturbation.

Maybe Bob gave Chris a break, knowing that he would never find a sweetheart.

 

[sick nick]

Well didn't the Chandlers get sent postcards of chris humping his love doll?

 

[Sexual Stallone]

In one of the Kacey calls were you can hear Chris talking to Barb in the background, he mentions something about "I can't clean the kitchen if I don't have a place to put my love doll while I clean it" So, yes, at least Barb knows of the existence of Officer Nasty and yes, it is creepy and disturbing.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

I was reminded of this complete gem from the Emily date

Bob: He's got this yellow medallion with Sonichu on it…
Emily: Yeah! Why- why aren't you wearing your… [suddenly concerned] m- medallion?
Chris: Um... I just believe I expressed that, uh... in a video on, uh, YouTube? But I- I, uh...
Emily: I might've missed that; I'm not sure.
Chris: Yeah– um... I'd rather not say in front of- I'd rather not say in front of Father… but, uh...
Bob: There's a lot of things he doesn't tell me; he doesn't share things with me.
Chris: Yeah.
Emily: Oh... [laughs nervously]
Chris: [whispering] If I told him why, he'd have another heart attack…

I thought burning garbage was illegal now.

In a lot of rural areas without proper/regular garbage service, it's still legal to burn trash providing that you're not burning stuff that would release toxic fumes (like used sex dolls, for example.)

Ruckersville's not that isolated, surely.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

If they knew maybe they just kind of looked at Chris' sexual deviancy in the same way people look at their dog when it humps peoples legs or inanimate objects. Also, Chris showed no shame in shitting himself and dumping the results in with the family laundry and it's debatable whether that's more embarrassing than banging an inflatable doll.

 

[Captain Cid]

What's the possibility that Barb is so out of touch that she has no idea what a "love doll" is or is used for? For all she knows, it could just be one of his many juvenile toys.

 

[Thetan]

Considering how Barb likes to keep Chris on a short leash, I'd imagine she'd consider an inflatable girlfriend a safer, and possibly preferable, alternative to the real thing. She's not going to see a love doll as a serious rival competing with her for Chris's affections.

Barb's dysfunctional / unhealthy relationship with Chris reminds me of the song 'Mother' by Pink Floyd (from 'The Wall').

Mother do think she's good enough for me?
Mother do think she's dangerous to me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Oooh aah, mother will she break my heart?
Hush now baby, baby don't you cry
Mama's gonna check out all your girl friends for you
Mama won't let anyone dirty get through
Mama's gonna wait up till you get in
Mama will always find out where
You've been
Mamma's gonna keep baby healthy and clean
Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe
You'll always be a baby to me

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[Da Pickle Monsta]

I wonder how Barb justifies Chris's antics in her internal monologues. I know that if I showed up at my parent's house with an inflatable sex doll and started bangin' it in their kitchen they'd be calling the men in white coats to take me away.

 

[Marvin]

My understanding is that many a vinyl girlfriend met her end being burned with the garbage in a barrel in the back yard. And since I doubt that Chris was allowed to start fires, it probably came down to Bob to melt them down with the empty Hungry Man boxes. Chris doesn't know shame. Something that would mortify a normal person will fail to even register in his mind. "Mmm. Yeah, I ripped da love doll der and it's in da barrel now, Pop."

They burn their garbage? ._. Can you elaborate, please? o.O

If I remember correctly, they burned specifically papers and things that they didn't want to just toss out. Although I think nature has reclaimed the burn barrel recently.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

My understanding is that many a vinyl girlfriend met her end being burned with the garbage in a barrel in the back yard. And since I doubt that Chris was allowed to start fires, it probably came down to Bob to melt them down with the empty Hungry Man boxes. Chris doesn't know shame. Something that would mortify a normal person will fail to even register in his mind. "Mmm. Yeah, I ripped da love doll der and it's in da barrel now, Pop."

They burn their garbage? ._. Can you elaborate, please? o.O

If I remember correctly, they burned specifically papers and things that they didn't want to just toss out. Although I think nature has reclaimed the burn barrel recently.

My grandmother used to do that before she went into the retirement home--she'd burn old receipts, account statements, and the like when she was confident she wouldn't need them any more. Come to think of it, a lot of her friends did that, too. It seems to be a pretty common thing among the older generation in the American South.

Me, I just use a cross shredder.