Does Chris actually get physically ill or is he always ill? -

[Great Unclean Chris]

I've never seen in any of his videos were he's caught a cold or something.

So this leaves me to suggest that due to his environment and lifestyle , he has developed and super high metabolism and strong immune system.

Or he is always sick in some sort of perma-illness

What do you guys think?

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

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He shits himself regularly, something is wrong with your digestive system if you shit yourself without realizing it.

I wouldn't say he has a super high metabolism because he's fucking huge in terms of weight. His metabolism will also be shit because he doesn't do anything to increase it, he doesn't drink water, he doesn't go out walking or exercising and he probably doesn't even know what a metabolism is, let alone his basal metabolic rate. Evidence suggests he doesn't have much energy at all (fapping tires this guy to sleep) so from this I assume Chris has a slow metabolism.
His diet consists of shit and he had(possibly still has) medication for cholesterol troubles, even then that was when he was in his 20s. In my opinion Chris has got some pretty bad health issues but it's not in terms of viruses, it's chronic problems which persist. You've got to also take into account his fucked up sleep schedule and he shows symptoms of depression of some sort meaning he's possibly persistently run down.
Then again I'm just assuming shit so I could easily be wrong.

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

Re: Does Chris actually get physically ill or is he always i

He shits himself regularly, something is wrong with your digestive system if you shit yourself without realizing it.

I wouldn't say he has a super high metabolism because he's fucking huge in terms of weight. His metabolism will also be shit because he doesn't do anything to increase it, he doesn't drink water, he doesn't go out walking or exercising and he probably doesn't even know what a metabolism is, let alone his basal metabolic rate. Evidence suggests he doesn't have much energy at all (fapping tires this guy to sleep) so from this I assume Chris has a slow metabolism.
His diet consists of shit and he had(possibly still has) medication for cholesterol troubles, even then that was when he was in his 20s. In my opinion Chris has got some pretty bad health issues but it's not in terms of viruses, it's chronic problems which persist. You've got to also take into account his fucked up sleep schedule and he shows symptoms of depression of some sort meaning he's possibly persistently run down.
Then again I'm just assuming shit so I could easily be wrong.

I was saying if he actually got sick from viruses, bacteria, fungi, , etc. Not his actual physical condition.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

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There's some Classic Era video where he's got a head cold and talks about wishing it on da twolls. I think there may be an accompanying Mumble where he talks about being sick. He doesn't seem to have any extra immunity -- maybe it's just that he rarely gets close enough to people to catch viruses.

 

[CalmMyTits]

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He uses hand sanitizer, (or at least, used to) and he does not get out of the house much, much less interact with people. I imagine that him and Barb usually are not subject to bugs going around as much as other people are because they are so isolated. If Chris still uses hand sanitizer, that is a good line of defense against colds and what have you.

Food poisoning, on the other hand, I can see them coming down with from the shit they eat.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

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Chris has mentioned in a few videos that he's been recovering from a cold. Unfortunately I can't remember any specific ones because the mentions were really minor.

We don't see Chris getting ill simply because he doesn't make videos when he's ill.

 

[The Dude]

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Due to being a shut-in like his mom/spooning buddy he doesn't get around other people enough to catch colds or the flu.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

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I know that if my diet were like Chris' then I'd permanently feel awful. There's a fair chance that regular headaches and sore throats are par for the course so he may just not notice some of the more incidental sniffles that the rest of us tend to get.

 

[JULAY]

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He shits himself regularly.

I came here to say this. But I don't think it's a digestive system issue, I think he's just too dumb to differentiate between poop and farts, and too lazy to go to the toilet regardless of which he thinks it is.

 

[Anon]

Re: Does Chris actually get physically ill or is he always i

He shits himself regularly.

I came here to say this. But I don't think it's a digestive system issue, I think he's just too dumb to differentiate between poop and farts, and too lazy to go to the toilet regardless of which he thinks it is.

Chris doesn't work out. He lies around all day, he probably couldn't hold it if he tried due to the muscles being under-developed. That's why the elderly wear diapers.

 

[BillRiley]

Re: Does Chris actually get physically ill or is he always i

He shits himself regularly.

I came here to say this. But I don't think it's a digestive system issue, I think he's just too dumb to differentiate between poop and farts, and too lazy to go to the toilet regardless of which he thinks it is.

Nope. More probably it's an untreated muscular control issue. Many people with autism are born with poor control over their body's small muscles - fingers, toes and, of course, sphincter muscles. There are perfectly effective therapies for this condition but, again of course, Chris was probably never treated for it.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

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Not to mention he thinks it's perfectly acceptable for adults to soil themselves.

 

[Marvin]

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Not to mention he thinks it's perfectly acceptable for adults to soil themselves.

Y'know, I don't know if he does. He's said various things in videos to justify it and he'll make excuses, but I don't know if he necessarily believes that like he believes his other crazy stuff.

 

[Trombonista]

Not to mention he thinks it's perfectly acceptable for adults to soil themselves.

Y'know, I don't know if he does. He's said various things in videos to justify it and he'll make excuses, but I don't know if he necessarily believes that like he believes his other crazy stuff.

Yeah, I think he knows it's a problem, but doesn't know how to fix it (and doesn't want to wear butt garments).

 

[LordCustos3]

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I think he lives in such filth and squalor, the diseases/fungi/mold/bacteria/parasites are too busy attacking each other to bother Da Chris'tard.

But it could be like the late great Saint Carlin said....

Besides, what d'ya think you have an immune system for? It's for killing germs! But it needs practice, it needs germs to practice on. So if you kill all the germs around you, and live a completely sterile life, then when germs do come along, you're not gonna be prepared. And never mind ordinary germs, what are you gonna do when some super virus comes along that turns your vital organs into liquid shit?! I'll tell you what your gonna do ... you're gonna get sick. You're gonna die and your gonna deserve it because you're fucking weak and you got a fuckin' weak immune system!

Let me tell you a true story about immunization ok. When I was a little boy in New York city in the nineteen-forties, we swam in the Hudson river. And it was filled with raw sewage! OK? We swam in raw sewage, you know, to cool off. And at that time the big fear was polio. Thousands of kids died from polio every year. But you know something? In my neighborhood no one ever got polio. No one! EVER! You know why? Cause WE SWAM IN RAW SEWAGE! It strengthened our immune system, the polio never had a prayer. We were tempered in raw shit!

So personally I never take any precautions against germs. I don't shy away from people who sneeze and cough. I don't wipe off the telephone, I don't cover the toilet seat, and if I drop food on the floor I pick it up and eat it! Even if I'm at sidewalk cafe! IN CALCUTTA! THE POOR SECTION! ON NEW YEARS MORNING DURING A SOCCER RIOT! And you know something? In spite of all the so called "risky behavior ".... I never get infections. I don't get em. I don't get colds, I don't get flu, I don't get headaches, I don't get upset stomach, And you know why? Cause I got a good strong immune system! And it gets a lot of practice!

My immune system is equipped with the biological equivalent of fully automatic military assault rifles, with night vision and laser scopes. And we have recently acquired phosphorous grenades, cluster bombs and anti personnel fragmentation mines.

So, when my white blood cells are on patrol reconnoitering my blood stream seeking out strangers and other undesirables, and if they see any, ANY, suspicious looking germs of any kind, THEY DON'T. FUCK. AROUND. They whip out the weapons, they wax the motherfucker and deposit the unlucky fellow directly into my colon! Into my colon. There's no nonsense! There's no miranda warning, there's none of that three strikes and your out bullshit. First offense, BAM! Into the colon you go!

If there is anyone on earth who is tempered in raw shit, it'd be Our Pet Lolcow.

Though it might just be he so damned foul even germs find him unpalatable.

 

[Kosher Dill]

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Not to mention he thinks it's perfectly acceptable for adults to soil themselves.

I think he knows it's not - he asked his doctor for a magic pill to fix it. Inevitably, when the doctor suggested changing his diet and/or wearing butt garments, he proceeded to do nothing. So he wants to be cured of brief-soiling, just not as much as he wants to keep the McD's flowing through him. And I do mean through him.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Re: Does Chris actually get physically ill or is he always i

Not to mention he thinks it's perfectly acceptable for adults to soil themselves.

Y'know, I don't know if he does. He's said various things in videos to justify it and he'll make excuses, but I don't know if he necessarily believes that like he believes his other crazy stuff.

His excuses tell me that he knows it isn't acceptable for him to do it, but he thinks it should be acceptable, and he wants the world to come to that conclusion.

 

[Marvin]

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Not to mention he thinks it's perfectly acceptable for adults to soil themselves.

Y'know, I don't know if he does. He's said various things in videos to justify it and he'll make excuses, but I don't know if he necessarily believes that like he believes his other crazy stuff.

His excuses tell me that he knows it isn't acceptable for him to do it, but he thinks it should be acceptable, and he wants the world to come to that conclusion.

It's easier for Chris to change the world than to change himself.

 

[Ryan Rash]

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While I wouldn't go as far as to say he's sick all the time, I would say that he is not in good health. He lives in filth and shits himself, so he's probably not the healthiest man in Ruckersville.

 

[BigBoss]

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It's easier for Chris to change the world than to change himself.

I believe that's the quote of the day, if not for the fact that it speaks about just how stubborn Chris is then because it's just amusing.