Does Chris need a dominant woman? -

[UndeadPotato]

This is something I was thinking about today. In Calling Out Jack Thaddius, Chris claims he is into femdom and wants to get smacked by his woman. So the scenario I am imagining is this: A dominant woman comes into Chris's life and is attracted to him (for some reason). She slaps Chris around, and forces him to do things for her, such as get a job and take care of himself, and rewards him when he does what she says. Could this help Chris?

Personally, I suspect Chris is not really talking about a full-time BDSM relationship here, and just wants to get slapped a couple times in the bedroom and be done with it. Otherwise he would do a better job of doing what his sweethearts tell him to do (Jackie, for example). Therefore an actual full-time dominant woman probably would have no effect on him.

 

[applecat]

Yes, but you also have to ask yourself "does a dominant woman need Chris," and the answer is clearly "no."

 

[cypocraphy]

Well, he does have Barb.

 

[Henry Bemis]

He wants a dominant woman, certainly, but only one that'll let him feel like he's wearing the pants in the household and never complain.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Wouldn't the VERY HARSH AND MEAN TONE make him ?

 

[cypocraphy]

"Jackie" got him to do all kinds of whacked out shit in the hopes of getting china. I think it's safe to say it wouldn't be too hard to dominate him.

 

[UndeadPotato]

"Jackie" got him to do all kinds of whacked out shit in the hopes of getting china. I think it's safe to say it wouldn't be too hard to dominate him.

You know, I never thought about that. I guess he is more submissive than I thought.

 

[Satoru182]

There is a big difference between what he says/thinks he wants and reallity. If Cthulhu finally grants him a dominant woman, he would end up complaining that she is too mean to him and that dont let him do what he wants. What Chris wants, and this has been discussed for years is a fuck mommy to help him keep being a man baby forever.

 

[Rio]

When he says 'dominant woman,' what he really means is a woman that will let him sit on his ass playing playstation while she works to put food on the table. Then when she comes home, she can be 'rewarded' for her hard work by having sex with Chris. Usually, stay at home wives/husbands are supposed to do household chores while their significant other is working, but judging by the state of 14th Branchland court, I don't think he finds those necessary.

I don't think Chris is interested in BDSM. He doesn't seem like the type that likes to get hurt and/or humiliated and the times where he's done stuff resulting in either pain or humiliation for women it was only because he wanted to get in their pants. I would imagine an actual BDSM relationship might give him the prickly wicklies, but I don't know that much about that kinda stuff or Chris's sexual preferences, so don't quote me on that.

 

[Zim]

"Jackie" got him to do all kinds of whacked out shit in the hopes of getting china. I think it's safe to say it wouldn't be too hard to dominate him.

You know, I never thought about that. I guess he is more submissive than I thought.

Chris really is submissive because he doesn't have the life skills or intelligence to actually take charge of anything. A dominant woman may be good for him but if she wanted anything out of him she'd have to keep after him most of the time. I don't know if he really wants a woman to slap him around in bed either. He tends to just say things like this to appease whoever he's trying to get sweet sweet china from at the time. He's never been in a relationship so he most likely doesn't know what he wants.

 

[BillRiley]

I'm fairly certain Chri­s-Chan has no idea what "femdom" is. Chris needs a dominant woman to make him learn the life skills that would allow him to live on his own, not a bdsm sex mommy.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I think what's also important to keep in mind about that video (and that saga in general) is that Chris goes out of his way to insult and dehumanize his targets for the stupidest, most piddling differences (LARPing, atheism, et cetera). Here, Chris is trying to denigrate Jack/Ahuviya's FALSE and DISHONEST transsexuality when compared to his TRUE and HONEST Heterosexual Tomgirlism.

 

[Lady Houligan]

What Chris needsis a strong kick in the ass therapy for his myriad of issues- not a woman, "dominant" or otherwise. However, as others up thread have already noted, he probably only wants someone to spank him occasionally, not an actual domination relationship.

Plus I don't think they make gimp suits that big.

 

[champthom]

This is something I was thinking about today. In Calling Out Jack Thaddius, Chris claims he is into femdom and wants to get smacked by his woman. So the scenario I am imagining is this: A dominant woman comes into Chris's life and is attracted to him (for some reason). She slaps Chris around, and forces him to do things for her, such as get a job and take care of himself, and rewards him when he does what she says. Could this help Chris?

This is pretty much what Ivy, Kacey, and to a certain extent Jackie tried to do. Maybe it would have been more effective if they were in person instead of just being over the Internet but the principle was the same. At the same time, I think Chris added something to his dating profiles to his sweetheart requirements along the lines of "Must not be bossy/know it all" (something similar to that wording) probably because he wasn't careful what he wished for.

I think definitely Chris wants a dominant woman in his life because 1) he's lazy and doesn't want to do any actual work in a relationship and 2) the whole tomgirl thing and probably wanting to be able to have a passive, feminine role. I don't think he wants a well defined submissive-dominant relationship, he just wants a woman who makes the moves so he doesn't have to.

 

[Hasharin]

He already has femdom with Barb.

 

[Connor Bible]

No.

 

[Thetan]

There is a big difference between what he says/thinks he wants and reallity. If Cthulhu finally grants him a dominant woman, he would end up complaining that she is too mean to him and that dont let him do what he wants. What Chris wants, and this has been discussed for years is a fuck mommy to help him keep being a man baby forever.

The fuck mommy types are out there; the problem though, is that Chris is dirty and otherwise repulsive. He wouldn't bring much into a relationship either, other than a lot of unnecessary drama and psychological baggage.

 

[Stuff and Things]

What kind of woman would want to clean the of an adult autistic child? what chris needs is gettig institutionalized in a mental hospital, who knows, maybe there will be a old, barb-like nurse that will be there for him when he needs it, of course, there will be no china, tits, or lovely cuddles for him

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Chris with a sadist fem? He wouldn't last a week. If decided to play vidya all day she would not approve and make Chris break his vidya. Also Chris is weak in endurance and willpower. He would either bream or the fem would get bored after whipping him a couple times.

 

[Furina]

Chris probably saw some light BDSM/spanking stuff in his porn collection and though that if they enjoyed it so much, surely he would too. I think slapping Chris once would make him and start . Then again, I seem to recall Chris spanking himself in one of the fetish videos.

I should go watch those again, because I'm a sucker for punishment. It's disgusting...yet...fascinating.