Does Chris still think that Ivy killed herself? -

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My understanding is that Chris hired a detective to look into Ivy's background and could find no record of her father, who was supposed to be a cop. Then that "metalhead" Bob came up with the "crackpot theory" that Ivy was a troll, which caused the troll playing Ivy to pretend to kill herself. Does Chris still believe his own version of events? On a related note, who was Ivy really? I believe that all Chris ever saw of "Ivy" was a cartoon drawing, which if true is hilarious. But which troll was really playing Ivy, was it even a girl?
 

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That's a good question, I've also been wondering, does he know Jackie / Kacie/ Panda Halo/ were trolls? Or does he think some are real? I'm sure he may have said something about some of the "girls" being trolls, but I'm not about to wade through a shit ton of videos right now lol. I just know he knows that Emily, and obviously Julie, were trolls, and mistakenly thinks Megan was as well.
 

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Don't really know, but I always felt that Chris decided in his head that Ivy was a TRUE sweetheart and not a troll namely for the ego boost her suicide gave him. One time when he spoke about Ivy's suicide he said something along the lines of "Yeah, but then she killed herself over me.". I might be interpreting his words incorrectly, but the statement sounded almost like he was almost proud of the fact that a girl was so distraught about not being able to see him that she killed herself.

So, short answer: No idea, but if I had to guess it would be "Yes."
 

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Venusaur said:
Don't really know, but I always felt that Chris decided in his head that Ivy was a TRUE sweetheart and not a troll namely for the ego boost her suicide gave him. One time when he spoke about Ivy's suicide he said something along the lines of "Yeah, but then she killed herself over me.". I might be interpreting his words incorrectly, but the statement sounded almost like he was almost proud of the fact that a girl was so distraught about not being able to see him that she killed herself.

So, short answer: No idea, but if I had to guess it would be "Yes."
Exactly. She validated Chris's belief that women fall head over china for him. Even if he was presented with proof that she was fake, Chris would rather believe she was real.
 

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People still think that the "trolls" in the calling out saga are the actual trolls. Only god knows what a dummy like Chris thinks.
 

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he's believes what is convenient to what he wants to believe at that point in time. some days ivy is real, other days ivy is not real.
 

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It's just a case of typical Chris' doublethink. He will condemn trolls who for many years have been pretending to be women interested in him, and on the other occasion he will say: But look, I have experience with women! and list all of these sweethearts which previously were a cruel troll plots according to him.
 

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Chris honestly thinks there's a real Julie and BlueSpike was just Max who was lying about being Julie.

Chris believes all sorts of weird shit.
 

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champthom said:
Chris honestly thinks there's a real Julie and BlueSpike was just Max who was lying about being Julie.

Chris believes all sorts of weird shit.

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Hasharin said:
It's just a case of typical Chris' doublethink. He will condemn trolls who for many years have been pretending to be women interested in him, and on the other occasion he will say: But look, I have experience with women! and list all of these sweethearts which previously were a cruel troll plots according to him.

"Experienced for her pleasure", brother!
 

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In that latest Jackie leak, Chris still believed (or found it convenient to believe at that moment) that Ivy was real and did kill herself.
 

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champthom said:
Chris honestly thinks there's a real Julie and BlueSpike was just Max who was lying about being Julie.

Chris believes all sorts of weird shit.

He's absolutely right about BlueSpike's name actually being "Max" though.

Any time I talk about it, I always refer to him as "Max" like saying "Max made Chris burn the Sonichu medallion."

It seems more appropriate.
 

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I tend to think he believes they were all genuine, but that the massive troll conspiracy forced them to go along with their schemes. He's just that naive and delusional... The only reason he knew Julie was a troll was because Bluespike outright told him so. Which makes it rather funny (or sad depending on how you look at it) when Megan, the one girl who was genuinely nice to him and was his friend, is the only one he believes is a troll. Not sure what he thinks of Wallflower though...
 

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Hasharin said:
It's just a case of typical Chris' doublethink. He will condemn trolls who for many years have been pretending to be women interested in him, and on the other occasion he will say: But look, I have experience with women! and list all of these sweethearts which previously were a cruel troll plots according to him.
Hasharin said:
It's just a case of typical Chris' doublethink. He will condemn trolls who for many years have been pretending to be women interested in him, and on the other occasion he will say: But look, I have experience with women! and list all of these sweethearts which previously were a cruel troll plots according to him.
Exactly. When he needs to elicit pity, Ivy and Jackie and Kacey and Blanca and so on were fakers who trolled him and broke his heart level. When he needs to show how great and powerful he is, suddenly Ivy and Jackie and Blanca and so on were real now, because you should be impressed at how boss he is with da ladies.
 

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champthom said:
Chris honestly thinks there's a real Julie and BlueSpike was just Max who was lying about being Julie.

Chris believes all sorts of weird shit.

As far I can see Chris clearly knows by now that Julie was fake:

ONE TIME I screamed that for the ex-gal-pal of mine who I LATER learned was a 13-year-old boy trolling me. That little S.O.B. later died at the hands of the "Starscream" Troll, Clyde Cash.
 

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All the above plus the fact that Chris has a or used to have a very cartoony idea of death. The only real meaning encounter with dead he had was Bob passing.

In cartoons death is not such a big deal, characters come to life every now and dead, and in american cartoons noone is really dead not for long at least.
 

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iggleton said:
My understanding is that Chris hired a detective to look into Ivy's background

I'm fairly sure that's bullshit.

Picklepower said:
That's a good question, I've also been wondering, does he know Jackie / Kacie/ Panda Halo/ were trolls? Or does he think some are real? I'm sure he may have said something about some of the "girls" being trolls, but I'm not about to wade through a shit ton of videos right now lol. I just know he knows that Emily, and obviously Julie, were trolls, and mistakenly thinks Megan was as well.

I think they all kind of slosh together in the mush that's supposed to be Chris' brain.

champthom said:
Chris honestly thinks there's a real Julie and BlueSpike was just Max who was lying about being Julie.

Chris believes all sorts of weird shit.

Christ. That kind of changes how I view his reactions to the :julay: calls and so forth. Every time it happens he must curse that DANG DIRTY MAX, brother of the TRUE AND HONEST JULIE.
 

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Fibonacci said:
Venusaur said:
Don't really know, but I always felt that Chris decided in his head that Ivy was a TRUE sweetheart and not a troll namely for the ego boost her suicide gave him. One time when he spoke about Ivy's suicide he said something along the lines of "Yeah, but then she killed herself over me.". I might be interpreting his words incorrectly, but the statement sounded almost like he was almost proud of the fact that a girl was so distraught about not being able to see him that she killed herself.

So, short answer: No idea, but if I had to guess it would be "Yes."
Exactly. She validated Chris's belief that women fall head over china for him. Even if he was presented with proof that she was fake, Chris would rather believe she was real.

Chris also makes it worse by not understanding that being the common factor in a rash of deaths is off-putting, to say the least. So he will keep obliviously rattling on and on about "this girl who died because of me" and "that girl who died because of me" until he finds a sweetheart who is not disgusted of his cavalier attitudes toward women and/or death.

Holdek said:
iggleton said:
My understanding is that Chris hired a detective to look into Ivy's background

I'm fairly sure that's bullshit.

The closest thing that ever came to a P.I. was Rocky, who was insistent on turning Ivy into the police. That didn't go very far, due in part to the public revelation that Chris filched money from his parents.
 
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