Does liking indie/pop make you gay? -

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I've been listening to it as my main genre for some years now, but it makes me feel too much like a Pacific Northwestern teenage boy, i.e. future Antifa. Is indie rock/power pop gay? Does listening to it more than listening to bluegrass/country make me a state traitor?

 

[Medulseur]

You know what's really gay? Seeking other peoples approval to validate your interests.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I think we all have our guilty pleasure pop-garbage, but if that's your MAIN jam, it either means you're gay or that you have LITERALLY NO TASTE IN MUSIC. I don't mean bad taste in music, I mean LITERALLY NO TASTE IN MUSIC. As in you listen to whatever the fuck comes on completely uncritically.

You know what's really gay? Seeking other peoples approval to validate your interests.

But also this. There's nothing gayer than a man past his teen years who plays "is it gay?" over his every action besides literally sucking a dick (but don't fucking cry over movie trailers ffs)

 

[Kamikaze]

I've been listening to it as my main genre for some years now, but it makes me feel too much like a Pacific Northwestern teenage boy, i.e. future Antifa. Is indie rock/power pop gay? Does listening to it more than listening to bluegrass/country make me a state traitor?

Yes. CNN has already established the existence of the :
Normie _> Pop Music -> /pol/ -> Actually good, Nationalist music -> Alt-Right -> gay
pipeline

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I think we all have our guilty pleasure pop-garbage, but if that's your MAIN jam, it either means you're gay or that you have LITERALLY NO TASTE IN MUSIC. I don't mean bad taste in music, I mean LITERALLY NO TASTE IN MUSIC. As in you listen to whatever the fuck comes on completely uncritically.


But also this. There's nothing gayer than a man past his teen years who plays "is it gay?" over his every action besides literally sucking a dick (but don't fucking cry over movie trailers ffs)

Okay, let me defend myself here. Power pop and indie rock, or indie pop as it may be, is not what comes on the radio, at least not around here. I hear it because YouTube serves it up to me.

But your second paragraph is completely spot on.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Yes. CNN has already established the existence of the :
Normie _> Pop Music -> /pol/ -> Actually good, Nationalist music -> Alt-Right -> gay
pipeline

I mean, I listen to Ingen (that's actually good, nationalist music, right?) all day long, but in the end this is just plain more fun:

 

[Thumb Butler]

It's gay if you play it while recording a bareback video for your UghubughughughughughghlugBottomz OnlyFans.

 

[Un Platano]

It's not gay if you listen to it with socks on. If you've ever listened to it barefoot, I have bad news for you.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

No, you were gay before you listen to indie/pop

 

[Rusty Crab]

I used to work next to a 46 year old man that listened to Justin Beiber and it was honestly pretty unsettling.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'm a rough gorilla of a man and listen to Ween and goody ass 90s ska, nobody thinks I smoke cock

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Pop is an offshoot of disco and rock which are predominantly male so no

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

I used to work next to a 46 year old man that listened to Justin Beiber and it was honestly pretty unsettling.

BEEBS.

 

[Idiotron]

No, the fact that you suck dicks and take it up the ass makes you gay.

 

[talk sh1t]

It won't change your sexuality, no. It will however drain you of it. It will suck all the testosterone (or oestrogen) out of you, turning you into a hollow, pacified husk of a human being. You'll end up with no sexual preferences whatsoever, and for matters unrelated to sexuality directly, any profound lust for life will be gone. It will make your amygdala so atrophied that you will look forward to that advertisement on TV, you know the one, where they play the chorus from that one ooh-ooh song over some inspiring footage about the Beauty of Life™, because getting blissfully lost in that ad will become your answer to the primal call of nature, a call which has now fallen on deaf ears. You'll enjoy exchanging small talk with your company's HR team. Spending a higher percentage of your wage on food than you used to makes you feel like you're part of the modern hero squad because all the food you buy has a green label on it. You applied the principle of non-violence completely ass-backwards but now it's too late to correct it, any ability for critical thinking has disappeared along with your balls. You eunuch.