DOLLAR TREE HAUL!!!!!!! 12/2/2017 - Dumb and Thumber

[CindyChafe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ovNBMcBFXY


Becky's first haul y'all!

Bar soap is better because like yeah. Dollar Tree soap is no Bath and Body Works.

Stone Ages.

New car can now use an "ox cord" which she apparently meant is an auxiliary cable. Took me a minute to figure wtf she was talking about. Maybe she will discover Bluetooth soon.

Hand soap smells delicious. Cackle cackle.

Zzzz. Amber wants to wear fake eyelashes.

More fucking Dollar Tree dog treats.

Amber got a dustpan and is explaining its usage.

300 piece jigsaw puzzle life.

 

[vodka]

op, your link is wrong

 

[Morose_Obesity]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BThW-PVUh-U


Becky's first haul y'all!

Bar soap is better because like yeah. Dollar Tree soap is no Bath and Body Works.

Stone Ages.

New car can now use an "ox cord" which she apparently meant is an auxiliary cable. Took me a minute to figure wtf she was talking about. Maybe she will discover Bluetooth soon.

Hand soap smells delicious. Cackle cackle.

Zzzz. Amber wants to wear fake eyelashes.

More fucking Dollar Tree dog treats.

Amber got a dustpan and is explaining its usage.

300 piece jigsaw puzzle life.

Those fucking phone cables last two charges, max. Dollar tree is only good when you need a metric fuckton of cleaning supplies.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I'm glad to hear Becky doesn't like puzzles. I could see how it might be fun in an old timey way to have a giant 5000 piece puzzle spread out on a table to put together at night, but a 300 piece puzzle, with a car on it? I'd like to know how long it takes her to put it together. I also wonder if Amber gets a huge sense of accomplishment when she finishes an ages 4 and up puzzle...

 

[CindyChafe]

op, your link is wrong

Thank you, you da real MVP!

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Yeesh... fucking yawn. Not surprised though.

 

[Rotogravure]

If I ever get to the point in life where I'm thrilled enough over a Dollar Tree shopping trip to record it, I want one of you to come to my home and shoot me.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

Amberlynn is so fucking dumb and this comment is me sperging out but she's just so, so fucking dumb that it hurts my head. "If you have a cat you know litter can sometimes travel to, uh, ...said locations" - though AL did not mention even one location in any way prior to this sentence so it's just saying words for no reason at all. She could have said "if you have a cat you know litter ends up from one end of the house to the other, and all around the box, so I bought this here sweeping aparatus to clean up." but no, she's gotta try to sound smart and come off dumber than ever.

"Facinity of a litter box"

Becky buys a jar to put questions from the audience in, instead of a hat. Or her hat. Had to buy a separate special jar.

I've noticed when AL smells or tastes something a normal person would already assume smells/tastes decent she'll say "this actually tastes/smells really good!" but you usually reserve actually for something you supposed would not smell or taste good and then pleasantly find yourself wrong. Or vice versa. And the dog treats. I don't know if anyone said they were bad for dogs, maybe they did, but if they're sold for a dollar everywhere they're probably poor quality treats with shit ingredients. God forbid she pony up the single digit dough for a small-dog dental bone. Poor twinkie.

 

[FupaQueen]

"Your heart wouldn't fit in here... it's too big" I'm sure Becky meant in the sense that 'she's a good person and has a big heart' but lesbereal, Hamberlynn's heart is probably actually enlarged from being super morbidly obese

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

:powerlevel: I know someone who gave those same treats to their dog - also a small breed - and it ended up with colitis. It was the only thing in her diet that was new, so yeah.. I really hope Twinkie has a cast iron stomach/bowels

 

[666EVE666]

People have warned her about the dog treats quite a few times before and she repeatedly said she would look into them. No need to worry though, she's the best fur momma and loves her babies so I'm sure the treats are made of the highest quality ingredients, just like the Meow Mix she feeds her cats.

Vet appointments? Doctors? Healthy food? Fuck that, hit Walmart for 4 more wax warmers to cover the ammonia smell on the way to Cheesecake Factory.

 

[C3PBRO]

These videos are old as shit.

Also if you wanna subject yourself to cheap ass dollar store food, fine. We all have. Dollar ravioli, dollar ramen. But your pets? They cannot consent. Shitty-ass fur mama to have a literal basket of DVDs, perfumes, max melts, but sweatshop treats for your animals. What a bitch.

 

[also autistic]

I like Becky, she's funny

 

[heymate]

I imagine people who get this much excitement out of a trip to Dollar Tree must not leave the house much.

 

[Rotogravure]

I like Becky, she's funny

I enjoy her humor, too but mostly because it's great to see her make jokes that Amber knows are JOKES but doesn't really GET, but she knows she should be laughing anyway.

 

[Schwachkopf]

Amerifats

 

[EH 110]

I like Becky, she's funny

I'm glad Becky got over not wanting to be filmed. While the videos aren't great, they're much better when Becky is in them. I hate when Big Amber sits alone and talks to the camera.

 

[AF 802]

I imagine people who get this much excitement out of a trip to Dollar Tree must not leave the house much.

Either that, or saving those precious welfare checks.

 

[C3PBRO]

Getting defensive about comments again.

 

[Donbasstard]

I imagine people who get this much excitement out of a trip to Dollar Tree must not leave the house much.

I had to google what Dollar Tree was, I had a good idea but needed to confirm it. This is what 11 year old youtubers in Russia do for content, because they are 11.