DOLLAR TREE HAUL 8/22/19 -

AllCISPeople

Where's my fucking Cool Aid?
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Don't fucking watch this, the dullness is overpowering.

What gorl got:

-Some super cyote mechanical pencils
-Brain teaser puzzle since our gorl is bedbound and can't do anything that isn't within direct reach
-A candle she says she'll never use, like everything she buys
-Faux garbage flowers
-Dog and cat shedding glove brush. How exactly are colors "cute"?
-Reading light which will probably break
-Bought tea which she's not a fan of. What?
-Garbage soup storage container
-Rainbow lip gloss
-Magnetic clips and gorl doesn't know if they're supposed to be magnetic on the back or "magnetic when they close". Gorl, if they're clips they don't NEED to be magnetic when they close.
-Storage bins to put all of her new garbage in
-Cross words activity book which will end up beneath the pile of journals
-More pens because she "needed some black ones", sure Jan.
-More useless garbage food containers to pile up on the thousands they already have

Interlude:
"THIS HAUL IS REALLY THINGS I ACTUALLY NEEDED!"

and finally:
-Book called "Jonathan Unleashed"
 

Amber's Onion

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One of the biggest reasons why I can't stand Amber is that she' so gd disingenuous. She exaggerates like a preeschooler in a school play. Like at 2:52 when she talks about how her animals shed. Who talks like this? Who is she trying to convince? Herself or us? Fuck off, Amber and don't come back until you've decided to be truthful and can show true, believable emotions and have actual opinions, not just copying and mimicking.

edited cause typo
 

mrsm0rbid

bag o' bones
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Childrens pencils? Check
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Outsmarted by a $1 puzzle for 10 yr olds lol
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"Fat"
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Her new scrubbin' mitt, with added dead flesh removal pad
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giant misshapen noggin
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readerlynn y'all
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waiting to catch a load if you know what I mean
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Nothing says "tea connesuir" like $1 fruit flavored dollar store tea
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Still waiting for that load
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Sniff
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lipgloss on a pig
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"the stench of my puss"
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Destiny and Dana are gonna really appreciate it when you give these to them for moving back
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#furmamaof2019
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Beckys cocknballs are thiiiis biiig
 

literally low-key

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I do prefer real flowers.
In the 4 years I've been watching she has yet to leave the grocery store with a bouquet of flowers.

Storage container for leftover soup.
In 4 years I have never seen her eat leftovers nor have I seen her leftovers in the fridge.

A mitt for the pets I have never seen her brush.

Magnets for MY refrigerator. She repeated MY refrigerator. Wow!

Off camera, Becky pick up the puzzle book I dropped.

Does she expect us to believe she walked to the car, stuffed herself in, rode a block, struggled to get out of the car, walked around the store and then repeated the process all again to get home?
 

Whatthefuck

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I do prefer real flowers.
In the 4 years I've been watching she has yet to leave the grocery store with a bouquet of flowers.
You know, I don't think I've ever seen her purchase flowers. I could be wrong, but I think maybe Dusty gifted her with a single gas station rose once. I get the distinct feeling that if she were to come into contact with fresh cut flowers they'd automatically wilt and be swarmed by flies.

Actual photo of sunflowers when Hamber is laying in a field of them asking why me?
 

whammy

I’m Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife.
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glad to see healthylynn is making efforts to avoid caffeine, one of the most natural, effective, and safe appetite suppressants.

you know, now that i think of it, big al has insinuated that she cares about calories, caffeine, sodium content, nutrients, etc but never sugar. she has not once remarked on her sugar intake, nor she made the association that a pint of ben and jerry’s every night topped off with a party size bag of potato chips and a full-sized candy bar may be contributing to her inability to fall asleep? she has shown so many signs of somebody who has excessively blood high sugar. her growing brain fog, her iconic dark knuckles, her slow healing wounds, her increasing appetite, that nerve pain that she claimed she once had and then she stopped bitching about because everyone was saying she was diabetic. she said she gets UTIs from holding in her pee, implying it’s often enough that getting up is a hassle.

sugar should be her first priority, next to calories. if twinkie stoor’s neglected toenails were to slice into her hamhock of a foot some day, our gorl would be lucky if she kept it. i refuse to believe she isn’t diabetic, or at least pre-diabetic, with her diet over the last 28 years.
 

Wyzzerd

Magical advice for reasonable fees.
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The more she signals she can read the more I believe she can't. Anything she brags about I automatically think the opposite is true.

Wipe herself? No way t rex arms.
On a diet? The weight gain says otherwise.
570 lbs? Jupiter face says nope.
Loves the butler? Not as much as butter.
Kind and caring? Gorl please.
Cleans herself? The cockroaches and grease tell me otherwise.
 

thejackal

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glad to see healthylynn is making efforts to avoid caffeine, one of the most natural, effective, and safe appetite suppressants.

you know, now that i think of it, big al has insinuated that she cares about calories, caffeine, sodium content, nutrients, etc but never sugar. she has not once remarked on her sugar intake, nor she made the association that a pint of ben and jerry’s every night topped off with a party size bag of potato chips and a full-sized candy bar may be contributing to her inability to fall asleep? she has shown so many signs of somebody who has excessively blood high sugar. her growing brain fog, her iconic dark knuckles, her slow healing wounds, her increasing appetite, that nerve pain that she claimed she once had and then she stopped bitching about because everyone was saying she was diabetic. she said she gets UTIs from holding in her pee, implying it’s often enough that getting up is a hassle.

sugar should be her first priority, next to calories. if twinkie stoor’s neglected toenails were to slice into her hamhock of a foot some day, our gorl would be lucky if she kept it. i refuse to believe she isn’t diabetic, or at least pre-diabetic, with her diet over the last 28 years.
Indeed. What's a good guess on her daily sugar intake? 200 grams? 250? A single pint of ice cream usually has around 40-70. And this is on top of her massive rice addiction. Her body cannot possibly handle all this sugar and simple carbs.

She stopped complaining about her foot pain sometime in the last 6 months. It wouldn't surprise me if it's simply unable to relay pain to her anymore thanks to the beetus.
 
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