Donald Smith vs Jonathan Yaniv - 8/11/2020 Criminal Case Update

[RodgerDodger]

For foreigners, how many hours away is that?

A little over three hours from now.

 

[m564365]

edit nevermind

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

2pm BC time. So 5pm if you are East Coast.

Do you think he could survive masturbating for four hours?

 

[Spacker]

I am in the emergency medical event camp for today.

I feel like that's the only card he can play at this point.

But even if he did, Couldn't the judge just say "Well, fuck him. He had his chance. The court finds the following..." and just ream him out, anyway?

 

[Short Stack]

I feel like that's the only card he can play at this point.

But even if he did, Couldn't the judge just say "Well, fuck him. He had his chance. The court finds the following..." and just ream him out, anyway?

I'm sitting here in the grandstand too
Waiting with baited breath.

I believe his "costs" would be like small claims in the states.
If he's a no show in person or by phone he looses by default.
He could appeal later & show sound reason (yeah right) Otherwise it will be over..
And yeah, I'm expecting a no show, It did say IN PERSON on his docs

I hope this fuk isn't thinking he can sue everyone from the comfort of his own home now?

 

[Short Stack]

OH...if it is like the States, in small claims a Judge can order treble the amount.
jonny would have to pay Donny 3 times his actual costs..

I'm sitting here drooling at the thought

 

[Short Stack]

Just got this from the Mix...it looks like he's going to attend court...& sue someone else.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Just got this from the Mix...it looks like he's going to attend court...& sue someone else.

Oh boy, another Rebel news reporter? Well now we know who is going to get Johnny finally declared a Vexiius Litigant.

 

[Facts Over Feels]

Fortunately for us Johnny never learns. I think he must be going for the all-time record of cow that produced the most milk.

 

[Scary]

Y'know, I think Yaniv might be angry.

 

[nets_awesome]

Meow mix is updating here https://meowmix.org/20210607-jessica-yaniv-simpson-costs-hearing/

Things are off to a great start after Jon called Kari Simpson a bitch when he arrived wearing his finest black hoodie for court.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Y'know, I think Yaniv might be angry.
*INSERT RANDOM ANGRY GOBBLING SOUNDS*

Speaking of which, has that fucktard finished the judge's time yet?

 

[Scary]

Things are off to a great start after Jon called Kari Simpson a bitch when he arrived wearing his finest black hoodie for court.

About to pass the bar exam.

 

[Spacker]

Must not be a whole lot of much happening.

 

[Short Stack]

He actually called Kari a bitch in open court?
Has he been put in 8 point restraints & rolled out to the amberlamps yet?

 

[Érui]

I’m guessing Johnny boy didn’t get his adjournment and so it’s gone to full hearing.

 

[Cynically Insane]

From linked MM.

I hope it is in the thousands.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Must not be a whole lot of much happening.

Probably a lot of sitting and waiting. Yaniv is plotting to sue the Judge. Figure the real excitment will begin when everyone leaves the courtroom. Does Miriam have her Cane? What are the odds on the Deputies finally having enough and just tasing Johnny's ass when he inevitably confronts Donald?

 

[Érui]

I love that he has been warned about swearing. He will be so mad he won’t be able to control his mouth

 

[BallBuster]

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From linked MM.

I hope it is in the thousands.

I want Donald to make a substantial amount. Then I want him to casually flaunt it. Maybe a massage. A fancy dinner. A new piece of tech. All on Jonny’s dime.
Is it weird I’m excited for Donald right now?