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Donald Trump Salt Megathread: From his Victory to Merely ExistingThe Postelection Pain

Discussion in 'Salt Mine' started by Randall Fragg, Nov 9, 2016.

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  1. we're gonna have to change it back to this in 2020 might as well keep it till then
     
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  2. Trump sitting in the oval office while people continue to flip their shit over it is kind of a daily victory for him.
     
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  3. James "You Don't Have to Tell Me Twice, But During the Stone Age" Comey
     
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  4. A friend and I came up with an analogy describing the candidates for the 2016 election cycle:

    Bernie was the guy who tried to catch flies with honey and for a while, things seemed to be working alright for him. Meanwhile, Hillary kept throwing vinegar at the flies and nothing stuck. She sees Bernie doing alright and decides to steal Bernie's honey. Instead of trying to use the honey for herself though, she simply threw the honey away and kept throwing vinegar at the flies. Still didn't work. So Trump steps in and decides to catch the flies with sugar, and he successfully catches them.

    And here we are now, watching the Democrats and left-leaning media still stupidly throwing vinegar at the flies and not catching even one. If Bernie or someone else steps in and suggests "Hey, why don't we try catching these flies with honey instead of vinegar?" These suggestions are promptly poo-pooed by the aforementioned groups, while Trump continues to catch more and more flies. The Democrats will continue to rack their brains trying to figure out why the vinegar isn't working and decide Trump must've put some illegal substances in the sugar. Time and time again, they are proven wrong. And time and time again, they will always eliminate the obvious conclusion: you can't catch flies with vinegar

    Make no mistake, I don't like Trump, but I like what the other side is doing even less.
     
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  5. well, they clearly planned on Hillary winning and the last season needed some hasty rewrites, and now they're stuck with President Garrison
     
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  6. Her: I'm bored, come over.
    Me: I can't, I'm being unfunny on Comedy Central.
    Her: I got two scoops of ice cream.

    Me: [​IMG]
     
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  7. Another "shit like this is why Trump won" example.
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    But wait, there's more.
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  8. Who is this Patrick guy? Either some hack author, liberal arts professor, or D-list Sundance Films cast.
     
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  9. According to his Twitter profile he looks to be some hack author who contributes to the Hill and the New York Times.
     
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  10. Apparently he's also a comedian but what does that mean nowadays
     
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  11. Impotently bitch about Trump and justify it by calling it "comedy."

    Really, the fact he's doing it on Twitter is probably a funnier punchline than something he can come up with.
     
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  12. Then I guess Trump and his voters have exactly zero reasons to try to compromise with you in the search for a middle ground.
     
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  13. IIRC, dehumanizing a group based on personal beliefs is exactly what this other notorious group of socialists did...
     
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  14. Well, that wasn't real socialism.
     
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  15. It was trill socialism
     
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  16. Yep, quick, change the headline to "Poll shows Americans not 100% united behind Trump" then run some more Drumpf articles and post it again, Tony.
     
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