Our hero, Jack Stryker has provided us hours of free entertainment, higher quality than most TV and cinema. He crashed a car for us, blew our minds with exposes, rekt an autistic SJW suckup, responded to all our comments and skype calls. He is a true hero and he is one of us.
Remember that Justin Bieber and Michael Bay rake in fame and millions of $ every month while our commander makes an award winning effort and gets jack shit. MDE and our commander might go out of business while generic Minecraft LPer #1488 turns in a profit on YouTube, and gets a million subscribers. This isn't fair, we need to balance the scales. We need to give him our money.