One of my favorites. Watching Big Al try to squeeze out tears while spinning her tale about a "panic attack" which was actually just a fight over forgetting the tube turkey.
I haven't seen that and now I need to.Amber, you took a picture of your bloody loose fatty stool complete with blood clots and dying womb tissue in the fucking tiny ass toilet and blood on the floor and not one piece of tp, then you snapped one of your huge ass stank pants with what looked like Rotel in them with Strawberry jam on the ER floor...bitch nothing else you do will shock us.
Amber is now so boring we post much better videos in the threads of her new videos for fatty entertainment.One of my favorites. Watching Big Al try to squeeze out tears while spinning her tale about a "panic attack" which was actually just a fight over forgetting the tube turkey.
Also trying to force words into the Thumbtards mouth, but Al says she's not manipulative though, so....
Dodged a bullet with not seeing that one.Amber, you took a picture of your bloody loose fatty stool complete with blood clots and dying womb tissue in the fucking tiny ass toilet and blood on the floor and not one piece of tp, then you snapped one of your huge ass stank pants with what looked like Rotel in them with Strawberry jam on the ER floor...bitch nothing else you do will shock us.
this inclusion was so strange. was this girl her brother's gf? so she was upset she slept with her brother and then her boyfriend? and mentioned her brother because she was upset the girl cheated on her brother + slept with her boyfriend? or what is going on there lol...Amberlynn getting shitfaced and punching the girl who slept with her ex and her (then) 13 year old brother is a great addition to her lore.
I couldn't quite put my finger on it but now I think i finally got it. Whenever she turns to the side, her tiny round mouth area makes her look like Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum from Disney's Alice in Wonderland:
Indeed, shes very proud of her handysshe was really horny when giving double handjobs... wouldn't a lesbian just be turned off? penis isn't for me?
It's a weird flex. Mostly, it's probably because that's the most risky sexy story she has. She was in high school so I won't fault her for "not knowing" or not realising she was lesbian or whatever else because like nobody knows who they are in high school especially not queer people. I think she sees it as a fun zany story she can tell to shock her friends and audience, whether or not it's really true, because it's something to talk about. I think there's some semblance of truth there (maybe not a double handjob, but a handjob) because she was a fat girl desperate for attention and some boy gave it to her and got hard in the film and asked her to do something about it. That doesn't have anything to do with sexuality and everything to do with her being a dumb cunt who'd do tricks for peanuts if it made someone clap.Indeed, shes very proud of her handys
I also think she loves mentioning when MEN "flirt" with her
this inclusion was so strange. was this girl her brother's gf? so she was upset she slept with her brother and then her boyfriend? and mentioned her brother because she was upset the girl cheated on her brother + slept with her boyfriend? or what is going on there lol...
Tony is only 18 months younger than Hamber, btw.this inclusion was so strange. was this girl her brother's gf? so she was upset she slept with her brother and then her boyfriend? and mentioned her brother because she was upset the girl cheated on her brother + slept with her boyfriend? or what is going on there lol...
4. They were dared or paidThe only reason men would "flirt" with Fat Amber is
1. they were being nice and she misread it
2. they know she has money and want on the payroll
3. they are looking for a one night stand and think fat girls are easy
Amber will never admit that she is judged on the content of her character not her size. If she were a good person it would show and there would be less to mock her for.
Definitely a pigparty kind of thing. I'd imagine if they were of the chocolate variety was cause she was THICCCCCCCCCCCCCC HIGH TEST4. They were dared or paid
5. They're making fun of her
6. They have a crushing fetish and know she'd Kirby the shit outta them