She doesn't like vegetables of any kind if they don't come out of a can. Unfortunately for hammy onions don't come in cans which is why they're the only fresh vegetable in her diet.
The only nutrients she gets is the cheese from her fat folds; that cheese has been maturing in there for years. I heard she scoopes it out at the end of each month and consumes it.She doesn't like vegetables of any kind if they don't come out of a can. Unfortunately for hammy onions don't come in cans which is why they're the only fresh vegetable in her diet.
What's she gonna do, get up and chase them?If I were Rickie I would totally use Becky's absence as an excuse to troll and torture Amberlynn. Going out to run some errands and Amberlynn casually asks if you could pick her up some fast food? Say "yes of course" take her order and then arrive home several hours later with a convenient "oh sorry - we totally forgot / decided to eat at a restaurant". Make sure you put your phone on silent so you are not disturbed by an increasingly frantic number of txt messages from a hangry-Amber. Repeat the same scenario several times. Offer to pick up some stuff at the grocery store and conveniently 'forget' again.
A few days of this and Hamber will be beside herself with rage. As a final act, bring home a fast-food feast JUST for you and Eric and eat it in front of her...if you are brave enough. You may need a stick to fend her off.
I have never once heard of a person who watches Amberlynn for her life story and how interesting it is, or how inspirational she is.3:09:
"I hope my vlogs aren’t too boring. I don’t do much in my daily life, so I do apologize for that."
No one thinks that about you, Amber. Show us your journal collection!
This seems reasonable if she hadn't made an entire video crying about how her baby-soft dainty hooves slipped on a stray piece of dog kibble, could barely hoist herself up and blubbering that she was TERRIFIED FOR HER LIFE at the very thought of falling in a parking lot with nothing to pull herself up, stranded like a beached whale until the fire department could rescue her.Someone on Twitter asked her how she got in and out of the pool. Her answer was, "Just like everybody else!".
I'm wondering if her disdain for tomatoes is like her allergies to aaaaeeggs. Entirely conditional and made up to have a dainty kuoot craaaazee quirk for yootoob.Have you forgotten when she removed the tomato from her spicy chicken sandwich in her Burger King mukbang?
Have you ever once in her YouTube career heard Amber say anything about the taste of food beyond "It's good!" With her eyes popping out her skull or "I don't like that"? This bitch can't taste shit.With that cook book she could cook one recipe per day, film herself doing so, and then explaining how it tastes, if it's worth the trouble and the WW points, if it was difficult or not, etc. Kinda like how that writer that went through the Julia Child cook book in a year and wrote blog posts about it.
But of course, Amber will shy away from producing actual content, will throw that book into her always growing pile of stuff, and keep on eating her salt soups, fried sushi, and orange chicken.
It's actually been proven that obese people have a worse sense of taste. So that must mean Amber's tongue is basically a piece of cardboard.Have you ever once in her YouTube career heard Amber say anything about the taste of food beyond "It's good!" With her eyes popping out her skull or "I don't like that"? This bitch can't taste shit.
Becky's in the same cucumber boat we are. Condemned to purgatory and awaiting the salvation of 100 YEARS OF ROTTING UNDERGROUND: DAY 1Becky's either gonna wake up one day, after cleaning and powdering Amber's yeasty folds for the millionth time, and decide "No More." Or she's gonna let this dumpster fire consume her very soul. Both will be painful, but the former could lead somewhere positive (like finding love and a new beginning with someone that's NOT a sociopath and doesn't regularly humiliate her in front of 128,000 internet strangers).
Becky's too much of a spineless enabler to leave Amber. They're veeery codependent. Plus all the cheesy fold cleaning and ass wiping in the world isn't enough to make her leave when Amber is a cash cow who enables her to be a jobless do-nothing who can stuff her face all day. I think it's more likely that Amber will dump Necky for some other dyke if she can find one that's less boring but is still willing to give Amber free shit and also bathe and wipe her.It's too bad that Becky's brief reunion with family, away from the influence of her manipulative partner, did NOT result in a change of heart when she got home. How little she must love herself to remain in a situation in which she's expected to carry 100% of the burden of a "relationship" with a 600 lb troll that gives nothing in return.
Becky may be technically unemployed in a conventional sense, but Amber is a full-time job with no benefits. No emotional support, no real love or meaningful connection, definitely zero sex or intimacy of any kind. Honestly, they don't even seem like they would be friends in any other context. They have nothing in common besides an unhealthy relationship with food and a total absence of intellectual curiosity about their world.
Amber's impulse to lie about everything is so pathological in nature, that you have to wonder how Becky can see that and still trust a single thing out of her mouth. If I saw how EASY it was for my partner to embrace dishonesty the way ALR does, there would be SIRENS going off. And yes, I totally understand the illogical pull that codependency can have and the willful denial that keeps people in bad situations for far too long. But this is some next-level shit.
Becky's either gonna wake up one day, after cleaning and powdering Amber's yeasty folds for the millionth time, and decide "No More." Or she's gonna let this dumpster fire consume her very soul. Both will be painful, but the former could lead somewhere positive (like finding love and a new beginning with someone that's NOT a sociopath and doesn't regularly humiliate her in front of 128,000 internet strangers).
I'm not optimistic, but she does have a choice here.
I'm utterly speechless... I thought everybody knew the different cooking applications between water and oil. Her eggs must be more bland than frozen cheap cooked steak from the dollar store if she uses water instead of oil in her eggs! Wouldn't surprise me if Gandhi's flip-flops have more texture than her eggs.She uses water as a replacement for oil.